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Paragon   

Someone forwarded this lines to me so i thought i should share'em with you guys

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>"OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."

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>"Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."

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>"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

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>"To watch you pray is a sin of its own."

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>"Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"

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>"You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me,and we will go

>one-on-one our entire life."

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>"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part..."

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>"Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

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>"Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

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>"Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

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>"What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all

>through school

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>Can I have your mahram's phone number?"

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>"So, read any good Surahs lately?"

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>"Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm

>hereafter."

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>"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?"

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>"Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room"

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lol Jamaal those where refreashing to say the least. Am sure anyone of the above will amuse and charm most of our nomad sisters, although some of them like "Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm are perhaps abit to risky to even contemplate using lol

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Jaabir   

i dont mean to be a party popper but i see these lines are insulting, they seem to be writen by non muslims.... :rolleyes:

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A7LA-SHU   

DARMAN IT SOUNDS LIKE IT. COZ THEY SURE REMIND ME OF MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARS.. I REMEMBER THE BLACK GUYS IN MY CLASS WOULD SAY THE FIRST ONE. WHEN WE HAD THIS WHOLE MONTH OF SWIMIN FOR PE CLASS.

 

SOME DIDN'T SOUND THAT NICE BUT I'LL BE HONEST THEY WERE FUNNY.

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Funny as it may seem..that was ****** ..Jamaal.

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Qoute:

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>"You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me,and we will go

>one-on-one our entire life."

>

>"Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am more than willing to do my part..."

>

>"Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"

>

>"Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

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:confused: :rolleyes: C'mon bro_ jokez on limit*

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Miriam1   

Some of those were defintly written by non-muslims, but some like..

 

"Can I have your mahram's phone number?" i heard this one from a guy once during an eid picnic. Just lets say i was shocked at his courage and bluntness!

 

Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"

"What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all

through school

I find these to be very cute&funny

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Senora   

>"Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room"

LOL,that was so cute

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Khayr   

Salaamz

 

>"What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all

>through school

>

>Can I have your mahram's phone number?"

>

>"So, read any good Surahs lately?"

>

>"Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm

>hereafter."

>

>"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?"

>

>"Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room"

Those where some funny pick up lines.

Imagine calling the sistah a Horain/Hore.

I think that your liking to catch a 'bad one' from her. Horain is not a familiar term and sounds like Whore to the avg. muslimah (I would think!).

 

Anywayz, for those that got angry at Jamaal or didn't like the post, EASY UP!

You need to broaden your sense of Humour.

 

Fi Amanallah

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Bad_Boy   

looooool

 

Yo jamaal you got some funny joke's.I like it. It was tight. So I was wondering if you can get some somalain pick line's it was a while back sinceI heard of them.... ;)

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asalaamu alaykum

>>>Can I have your mahram's phone number?">>>>

 

I like this one, nice and straight to the point. I think any brother who is courageous enough to say this to a sister is certainly worthy of consideration. Plus, it shows he isn't after the usual "let's go out and get to know eachother and if someone better doesn't come along until then we can talk about our long term engagement" crap.

Just my 2cents!

 

salaam

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