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Yo **** feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

 

Yo **** aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

 

Yo **** lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

 

It took yo **** 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

 

Yo **** hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

 

Yo **** hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

 

Yo **** so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

 

Yo **** so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

 

Yo **** twice the man you are.

 

Yo **** cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

 

Yo **** is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

 

Yo **** arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

 

Yo **** middle name is Rambo.

 

Yo **** in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

 

Yo **** rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

 

Yo **** so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

 

Yo **** mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

 

Yo **** gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

 

Yo **** breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

 

I saw your **** at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

 

I saw your **** kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving."

 

Yo **** teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

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