How to keep a healthy level of insanity

[nivea_nova]

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

 

2) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

3) Sing along at the opera.

 

4) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!"I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

 

5) Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go."

 

6) Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

 

7) Dont use any punctuation marks

 

8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

 

9) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of junglesounds all day.

 

10) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

[Iffah]

Originally posted by nivea_nova:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Hahahaha!...Nivea..why don't you try...and let us know the results

[J.Lee]

loooooooooooooooool Dayum!

 

4) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!"I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

I'm gonna try that one.....

[J.Lee]

loooooooooooooooool Dayum!

 

4) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!"I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"

I'm gonna try that one.....