underdog Posted May 7, 2003 "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." -------------------- "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket." -------------------- Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Travelled by bus? -------------------- This Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were: Q - What warning was given by you? A - Horn Q - What warning was given by the other party? A - Moo -------------------- "I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard." -------------------- "On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke." -------------------- "I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control." -------------------- "I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight" -------------------- "I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk." -------------------- Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature? A: I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan. -------------------- "First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car." -------------------- "Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo." -------------------- "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again" -------------------- "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment." -------------------- "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention." -------------------- "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way" -------------------- "A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face" -------------------- "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car" -------------------- "In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole." -------------------- "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car." -------------------- "I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident." -------------------- "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian." -------------------- "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle." -------------------- "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished." -------------------- "I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
