THE PENIS REQUESTS A PROMOTION

[MVP]

Request by the penis

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following

reasons:

 

has to work hard;

has to work at great depths;

has to work upside down;

has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; -

has to work in a high humidity environment;

has to work at high temperatures;

does not get weekends and holidays off;

does not get time off after extra hours of work;

Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional

sickness.

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Request denied

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for the following reasons:

 

does not work 8 hours in a row;

does not answer immediately to all requests;

after a short activity period, falls asleep at work; shows no

fidelity to the workplace;

retires too early;

does not work at all unless pushed from behind;

does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work; -

Sometimes leaves work, too early.

[ajakis]

lol..dat is crazy yo