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FUNNY ENGLISH NOTICES AROUND THE WORLD!

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Here are some signs and notices written in English that were

discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an

'E' for Effort. We hope you enjoy them.

 

In a Tokyo Hotel:

Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a

person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

 

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we

regret that you will be unbearable.

 

In a Leipzig elevator:

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

 

In a Belgrade hotel elevator:

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin

should enter more persons, each one should press a number of

wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by

national order.

 

In a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

 

In a hotel in Athens:

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the

hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

 

In a Yugoslavian hotel:

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the

chambermaid.

 

In a Japanese hotel:

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

 

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox

monastery:

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and

Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except

Thursday.

 

In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the

boots of ascension.

 

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

 

On the menu of a Polish hotel:

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy

dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose;

beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.

 

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

 

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:

Drop your trousers here for best results.

 

Outside a Paris dress shop:

Dresses for street walking.

 

In a Rhodes tailor shop:

Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute

customers in strict rotation.

 

A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:

It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that

people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live

together in one tent unless they are married with each other

for that purpose.

 

In a Zurich hotel:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the

opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby

be used for this purpose.

 

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

 

In a Rome laundry:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon

having a good time.

 

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:

Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no

miscarriages.

 

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

Would you like to ride on your own *** ?

 

In a Swiss mountain inn:

Special today -- no ice cream.

 

In a Bangkok temple:

It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed

as a man.

 

In a Tokyo bar:

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

 

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

 

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to

it.

 

In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

 

In a Budapest zoo:

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable

food, give it to the guard on duty.

 

In the office of a Roman doctor:

Specialist in women and other diseases.

 

In an Acapulco hotel:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

 

In a Tokyo shop:

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are

best in the long run.

 

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air

conditioner:

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your

room, please control yourself.

 

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.

Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles

your passage then tootle him with vigor.

 

Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance:

- English well talking.

- Here speeching American.

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"From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.

Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles

your passage then tootle him with vigor."

 

LoooooooooooooooooooL tootle with vigor kulahaa

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