Baydan Posted August 20, 2002 A freind of mine emailed this to me, Enjoy. DISHONEST FARTERS They who fart and then blame the dog. FOOLISH FARTERS They who keep their farts inside. PROMPT FARTERS They who always have a fart ready. MISERABLE FARTERS They who cannot fart. STRATEGIC FARTERS They who fart and cough at the same time. CLEVER FARTERS They who fart and cough at the same time DISAPPOINTED FARTERS Those whose farts do not emit odor. ACUTE FARTERS Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet. MEAN FARTERS Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not recommended). VAIN FARTERS They who love the smell of their own farts AMIABLE FARTERS They who love the smell of others farts. CONFIDENT FARTERS They who let out really loud farts. SHY FARTERS Those who let out silent farts. SCIENTIFIC FARTERS Those who bottle their own farts. UNFORTUNATE FARTERS Those who start to fart but poop instead NERVOUS FARTERS Those who stop in mid fart. HONEST FARTERS They who confess to the fart. JEALOUS FARTERS They who claim the farts of others. INSECURE FARTERS They who compare their fart quality to others. THE FARTERS FARTER Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad-by-Nature Posted August 22, 2002 das was funny...lol..yeh and da best place to fart...on a dance floor..specially if you ain't feeling the other person..let it go and leave...they will be stuck there alone..aint nobody is gonna approach them....lol.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted August 23, 2002 LOl Baydan..YOU(or whoeva sent it was "(DUMB"). that sheet was funny. and speaking of "dUMB" guys..check this from dave's top ten list. lol Top Ten Signs You're Dumb 10. You stopped watching wrestling because it's too complicated 9. The hot beverage warning on Starbucks cups mentions you by name 8. On census form you count yourself plus the guy in the mirror 7. You augment your income by photocopying quarters 6. As a special treat you take yourself to Jiffy Lube and you don't own a car 5. Fear of injury keeps you from using a comb 4. Just spent two hours trying to improve the reception on your microwave 3. According to you, this week Amercian King Fidel Castro got on a spaceship, went to the planet of Cuba and met with dictator Jimmy Connors 2. You're a Tampa Bay Devil Rays season-ticket holder 1. You choke on a pretzel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
