WHAT WOMEN WANTS IN MEN

[SCORPION_SISTA]

What Women Want in a Man, at age 22

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

 

What Women Want in a Man, at age 32

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

 

What Women Want in a Man, at age 42

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally

 

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends.

 

What Women Want in a Man, at age 52

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on

weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers my name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends.

 

What Women Want in a Man, at age 62

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

 

What Women Want in a Man, at age 72

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet

 

 

[Filsaneey]

skoorbiooonn lool lool lool that was a good one sis keep on coming

see ya ma'salaama.

[SCORPION_SISTA]

dang filsaneey take it easy on those smiles girl, i am almost blinded here gosh. but anyways glad that u liked it, peace.

[Hibo]

Its sad to see 'good looks" and "money" are on almost every woman's mind..what about the poor ugly men??

good joke tho

[WaryaaNo.1]

I think those things are reasonable... Except the age 22, thats very unreasonable.

 

 

[Hibo]

lol, Good One - Money Talks, Bullsh!t Walks eh' lool

 

 

God Bless

 

 

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"He tried to be somebody by trying to be like everybody, which makes him a nobody."

[Wadani_Dangarad]

loooooooooool god one sis remamber i always came late and read the intesrting things lol

i could't stop loughting when i got to this sentens(Wears a shirt that covers his stomach) lol

loooooooool hey what about the women's about that age what ?

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[Baydan]

looooooooool I see the case of "lowered expectation" as the years multiply!