Hibo Posted April 15, 2002 1.ACURA Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead 2.AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 3.BMW Brutal Money Waster 4.BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 5.CHEVROLET Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 6.CHRYSLER Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair 7.DODGE Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine 8.FIAT Fix It All Times 9.FORD First On Rust and Deterioration 10.GEO Got Everything Overhauled 11.GMC Got A Mechanic Coming? 12.HONDA Had One, Never Did Again 13.HYUNDAI Here's Y U Never Drive An Import 14.Jeep Just Expect Every Problem 15.Kia Korea Invades America 16.LOTUS Loads Of Trouble Usually Serious 17.MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 18.MOPAR My Old Pig Ain't Runnin' 19.NISSAN Need I Say Something About Nothing 20.PONTIAC Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky Ass Crap 21.SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown(no offence to my friends) 22.SATURN Same American Trash Under Revised Name 23.TOYOTA Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towwed Away 24.VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 25.VW Virtually Worthless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Motor Cycle Cruiser Posted April 15, 2002 El~nino, Really funny, I drive a Toy and I never got it towed at least not to the shop. Lol (knock on wood) Here is a couple more to augment your list. PONTIAC = Poor Old N*gg*a Thinks It’s A Cadillac FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily ------------------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJUK Posted June 2, 2002 good one lol fiat:fix it again tomorrow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted June 3, 2002 Looooool...Thumbs up.. u guys are soo funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
