joker Posted March 29, 2002 This is a long one but it’s a good one! HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass. Fart. Get in the shower. Don’t bother to look for a washcloth (you don’t use one). Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner). Make a shampoo Mohawk. Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. Pee (in the shower). Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. Partially dry off. Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles, admire wiener size again. Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. Leave bathroom fan and light on. Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the “woo-woo” sound again. Throw wet towel on the bed. Get dressed in under two minutes. Fart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
medman Posted March 30, 2002 that was a funny one, but is this how u usually take a shower homie? ------------------ criminal minded,you've been blinded Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
