Ismahan Posted November 21, 2001 1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. 2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. 6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! 7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. 8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! 9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. 10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? 11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me! 12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it. 13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son:That's why I say she's no good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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