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How to kill a - BOY.....?????

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Just give him a mobile with lots of

beautiful Girls mobile number.

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Then Lock him in a place with "No - NETWORK coverage .. ;):D

 

 

 

How to kill a - GIRL..??

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Give her a beautiful dress, nice

jewellerys, costly cosmetics.

Then, lock her in a room without a " - MIRROR..!!!!!

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how to kill an ant

Question: "How To Kill An Ant??"

 

Asked In An Exam For 10 Marks.

 

Student:

Mix Chilli Powder With Sugar,

and

Keep It Outside The Ant's Hole.

 

After Eating, Ant Will Search For Some Water Near A Water Tank.

 

Push Ant In To It.

 

Now Ant Will Go To Dry Itself Near Fire,

When It Reaches Fire, Put A Bomb Into D Fire.

 

Then Admit Wounded Ant In ICU.

 

And Then Remove Oxygen Mask From It's Mouth And Kill The Ant.

 

MORAL:

Don't Play With Students.

They Can Do Any Thing For 10 Marks.:D:D

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