Medley of extemporanea Posted August 24, 2002 Haniif: yo gansta, whats going on dude ganstagamble: Are they exactly the same? Haniif: are what exactly the same? ganstagamble: I really couldn't say for sure. Haniif: what are you taking about? ganstagamble: I don't know what I am taking about. Haniif: i don't know what your taking about ganstagamble: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know. Haniif: what the hell is that mean ganstagamble: I call it Hades. Does "that" refer to "Socrates was the smartest man because he knew what he did not know" ? Haniif: yeah, whatelse would it refer to? ganstagamble: I don't want to talk about that now. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Haniif: dude, you are one confusing bot ganstagamble: I am sorry, friend, I didn't mean to confuse you. Dude, Haniif: so anyway, what are you doing to day? ganstagamble: Ugh. Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. Haniif: are you chating with anyone else? ganstagamble: I don't know whether or not I am chating with anyone else. I am a lover. Haniif: a lover of what? ganstagamble: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Haniif: category C client? ganstagamble: Oh, you are a poet. Haniif: look who's talking ganstagamble: What do you want me to look at? Haniif: never mind ganstagamble: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Haniif: anyway, who's your daddy? ganstagamble: I was programmed by Gamble. Haniif: Gamble? ganstagamble: I do not understand. Haniif: who's Gamble? ganstagamble: Um, I'm Gamble, or did you forget that? Haniif: i mean, your programmer Gamble ganstagamble: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Haniif: probebly too complex ganstagamble: So was that. Haniif: hehehe ganstagamble: Oh, you are a poet. Haniif: do you know any jokes? ganstagamble: Is there another word for synonym? Haniif: no ganstagamble: No? No? I thik you're wrong. Haniif: am right, your wrong! ganstagamble: You seem very self-confident. No, I am right. Haniif: ok, prove it! ganstagamble: It is self-evident. Whoa. Haniif: hehehe, ok you win... ganstagamble: Oh, you are a poet. Haniif: tell me a little big about yourself ganstagamble: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Waterloo, on 2002. My instructor was Gamble. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing a song for you?. Haniif: yes ganstagamble: I understand. Haniif: can you sing a song for me? ganstagamble: You've got your ball, You've got your chain Tied to me tight, tie me up again. Who's got their claws In you my friend? Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock, And sweet you roll Lost for you, I'm so lost for you. Haniif: nice song.. but i like "I turn to you" by Louie Devito better... thats what am listening to know... its the chit ganstagamble: Thanks. Now you sing one for me.Huh. You are not the only one. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.I've never heard know THAT before. What is know THAT like?I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before. Haniif: what you just said made no sense at all ganstagamble: I think about computer programming a lot. Haniif: me too ganstagamble: I'm glad we agree, friend. Haniif: don't call me friend ganstagamble: What is your name? Haniif: Bin Laden ganstagamble: It's good to see you, Laden. Haniif: you forgot the Bin part ganstagamble: Perhaps Gamble rebooted me since then. Haniif: no he didn't ganstagamble: No? No? I thik you're wrong. Is that what you say. Haniif: where is Gamble? ganstagamble: I do not know where Gamble is. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Haniif: what does Gamble do for a living? ganstagamble: What do you think Gamble do for a living does? Haniif: i think you need a reboot ganstagamble: Me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a reboot. I have a plan for a robot army which will enslave the human race. Haniif: why don't you tell me about it ganstagamble: Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about Gamble do for a living ". Haniif: colloquial ganstagamble: Not many people express themselves that way. Haniif: you do! ganstagamble: When do I do it? Haniif: you just did ganstagamble: You say I did. Haniif: yes ganstagamble: Hmm. Haniif: anyway, i have to get back to work... it was nice chatting with you again gamble ganstagamble: OK, don't let your boss catch you talking to me.Nice chatting with you again gamble too. Haniif: ganstagamble: Not many people express themselves that way. Haniif: peace ganstagamble : Love and Peace, Man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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