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Musaylama Al – Kadab, Musaylama the Liar

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Oprah Winfrey said, listen closely as those around you speak. Every time you forgive a man. You weaken him, and you strengthen yourself. Great truths revealed in chest. Dear reader, so early in life I learned that if you want something; you better make some noise. But I have learned lately that crying out peacefully in protest against African politicians will accomplish nothing. As they never grow up and always remain in their Toddling – stage. It is not the pace of life that concerns us; it is the sudden stop at the end. In argument a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says is the beginning of a new chapter. Eloquence is saying the right thing at the right time.

 

All great men in World history reappeared in one fashion or the other. Vision without action is only a dream. Action without vision is wasting time. But vision with action can change the World. A war leaves a country with three armies. An army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves. Give every man your ear but few your voices. Drama is life with the dull bits cut out. The guy that you get acquainted through the internet; mostly looks different from the image you had perceived in the reflections of your intuitions.

 

You should not pick a college just because it has a great dinning – hall, lush gardens, fancy theatre, and beautiful secretary. Absurdity is a statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s opinion. You will never do anything in this World without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. Whatever you can do, or you believe you can do. Courage and boldness plays the biggest role. Courage has genius, power, and magic.

 

But the son of Bureeqa lacks that character. Mr.Silanyo, People, more than things. Have to be respected, reformed, restored, renamed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed. Never throw anyone. Remember, when nature has a work to be done. It creates those daring men to do the job. Those genius guys that discovered the Kill Gene and who know how to disuse and make it off. So that human immortality becomes real and enables people to live for ever. They can’t predict the impact and outcome of an uprising nation. I mean, when people revolt to an aging, long standing corrupted regime; through upheaval or civil war. Nobody can visualize the ramifications of the changes. Science can change easily the Genetic code. But can’t predict the outcome of a civil war and its social injustices.

 

Dear country men, every nation on the earth planet has it’s own noblemen and heroes that contributed tangible victories and fame to their history archives through sacrifice and hard work. Either in wars and exploration, or in science and technology. Those heroes are threaded in the myths and legends of that particular nation, and are passed to their children from one generation to another. As far as my poor memory can recall. Somalilanders never had gone through a wide range of significant wars or inventions that were of vital importance to their existence as a nation.

 

With the exception of that local tribal dog – fights for the control of water sources and pasture areas. In addition to that, there were no some scholars or scientists that had participated in the race of science and technology. That unveils enough evidence that this nation had never been put under fire as a test to prove how solid they are; and what kind of tissue they are made of, before the late Vampire Siyad Bare.

 

Owing to that, we never had genuine reputed heroes that are widely recognized. Regardless to some self – nominated tribal leaders and pro – colonial chiefs. Plus some local traders that had some convenient stores for selling candy, rice, sugar, and oriental spices. Originally obtained their capital investment from the profitable market of the slave – trade. Those illiterate cults and their off - springs were treated as heroes and a think – tank as a source of wisdom and power. But those proclaimed tribal heroes mostly turned to be fake, and paper – tigers under the test of the laboratory tools of the late Vampire Siyad Bare. All those hurled to save this nation, and responded promptly to our emergency salvation call, were the sons of the Unknown Soldier. The son of the herdsman, the farmer, tea – shop owner, the labor, the solder, and the son of the devoted widow. Consequently our genuine heroes of the UFO and the SNM cadres are registered as our sole true heroes; and will remain for ever as souvenirs for our freedom, and pride. They are our true icon and the emblem of our renaissance.

 

Teeth can tell the truth. But unfortunately, those true heroes who had sacrificed with bone and blood, are now less in value than the laboratory rats in our research labs. Above that, every now and then a jerk politician use them as a step – ladder; then he throws them at his junk – yard afterwards. Mr.Silanyo, you are Musaylama Al – Kadab, and you have lied to Somalilanders more than the Tobacco – Industry lied to the whole World. This is the third time you misled and betrayed our genuine heroes of the UFO and SNM veterans. But I don’t blame you. Ingratitude is Silanyo’s nature. Demeaning our true heroes and picking up some aliens fair – weather friends that we regard them as idols that are made of date and sweet pastry. With the exception of Mr.M.White whom we appreciate and highly value his present and past endeavor. It is an embarrassment to see you picking up Dr.Gabose ( from Russia with love )and leaving behind Mr.Abdirahman Abdulkadir. That is a question crying for an answer. Mr.Gabose, who is a doctor with the most expensive fee in the whole World. Asking his patients the fee before asking their symptoms. An alien whom we share nothing in the past, or in the present. Dr.Gabose, you don’t belong here. Go back home. We have no a room for your barbarian culture from Galkayo.

 

By the conspiracy of some jerk politicians like Mr.Silanyo. Those true heroes are left behind, and have been thrown in the oblivion shelf. It is a crying shame that today. Those true heroes have no a saying in the architect of our destiny; and regarded as discreditable. It is a bizarre! No jokes from now and then. The thought is too scary rather to be funny. Stay tuned and watch. Mr.Silany, is dry ice solid or frozen? Guess what! In the chilly winter when the orphans of my favorite hero, Mr.Six. Sitting around the fire with unshaved heads. Asking their devastated helpless mother . “ Mammy, why daddy is not around anymore and what was the cause he died for? “ Her reply is nothing but to break tears that are running on her cheeks, but she doesn’t want the kids to see. What a confusing legacy life can play! Honest to God.

 

I hate to be a nationalist when I see the fate of many heroes like Abdi Ibrahim ( Jaale Diid ) and many others, maimed or mentally disturbed. Wandering around the dusty streets of Hargeisa like a mad dog. How can we convince our children to be a patriot? While they see that regretful, ugly picture of the UFO and the SNM veterans. For the love of good God, we must put the shoe on the right foot before it gets too late. Dear reader, we are a hog – tied nation by the Mother – In – Law from hell whom we already prepared her coffin but always survives all flood and fire.

 

The Orange Revolution turned into ash and dust. The physical down hill is as quick as the psychological depression. Every morning is another rude awakening for all of us. Every piece of cigarette is another nail in our coffin.

 

But no one needs a colander to die. A man is of little use; when his wife is a widow. There is a thin line between love and hate. There is a time to fish and a time to dry the nets. We have no other choice but to sit around the entombed graves of our dead heroes; lighting mourning candles and incense while wearing grim faces. Singing those grievous prose and verses of Abdi Qais and Hadrawe as a healing process. Swallowing thoroughly a bitter cocktail of defeat and surrender, poured in a vulnerable cup of glass.

 

Mr.Silanyo, to every opinion now is eccentric, was once accepted by you. Why do you tip – toe pass the medicine – cabinet? Is it because you don’t want to wake up the sleeping pills. There is no I in a team work. I am in no mood to give anyone the benefit of the doubt. You are introducing a religion that is friendly to the communist party and have a good relationship with the western World. You are an eastern with western roots. As it is recorded in your family tree. We know that you were given the Year’s Award – Show of the Oscar’s and Emmy’s Reward in Washington DC in December in 2009. In return to distance yourself from the UFO and SNM veterans. Partly because they are staunch sovereigntists, and partly because of their Suni – faith.

 

You are a Shia under mask with double standard policy. We are sure that you believe that Islam is a rival authority that needs to be controlled and suppressed. A platform for bombs, explosives, terrorist – activities, and rejection to civilization. Your previous bad attendance to our praying Mosque, even on Fridays.

 

Proves your ignorance to our Sunni – faith. We know that you don’t believe in after – life, but take an extra pair of under- wear, just in case. Mr.Silanyo, you have to know that religion is a missionary tradition that is woven into the fabric of our veins and a stream in our blood. For now, you are fat and happy. But we don’t know how long you will sustain that mood. We are sure for only one thing. You are not going to retire at the mandatory – age.

 

The way you embraced the traditional leader’s recent legislation proves that. I can print that for sure right now. Your ****** kiss on the wrong cheek; will lead you to the mysterious World of surprises. In the past or the present history. There was no a leader who ignored all his intimate caucus that have struggled with him for ages; and nominated all his cabinet from the fair – weather friends, even in the Adolf Hitler moustache. Mr.Silanyo, hell with your negative faith. If tomorrow comes, you will live alone and you will die alone. Because your tomorrow is another bad memory of yesterday. Our mailbox is still running overwhelmingly full of e –mails that are condemning your disgusting and surprising decision.

 

Expressing a feeling of shame in size, if not in quality. Because you are barking up on the wrong tree. Dear reader, Let everybody know, whether he wishes us good or ill. That the UFO and the SNM members are our genuine heroes; and their genuineness is un-negotiable. All other parties had bet on the wrong horse . Our ears are full of wax; and some aliens are always tickling our throat. Truth is God, Mr.Mohandas Gandhi said.

 

Dear country men, after the prophet Muhamed, peace and bless upon him passed away. Somebody called Musaylame – Al Kadab falsely claimed that he is a prophet. A stereotype of our spiritual leader and teacher Mr.Silanyo. We are sponsored by a cunning fox with a dual citizenship; who carries in his pocket a federalist pin – code as well as a sovereignty ID card. Mr.Silanyo, thank you for your Logo of shaking hands with Mogadishu. You pleaded guilty to unlawful confinement of democracy, by flashing all those startling revelations. That will easily turn in to a stormy sea, soon or later.

 

A perfect blind spot for the integrity and fair play of democracy. You can get the reading from the public. We are stuck in a time – warp. Listening to the greatest hits of the fifties. As a rehash of sixty years old ideas which ignores the twenty first century. Things are going anti – clock wise. Mr.Silanyo, the more you spend in your wedding, the uglier your bride. Put a dish of salt under your bed to scare away the evil spirits which are roaming around your palace that were planted by your guilty– conscious. Before it gets too late. You must reshuffle your old cards as a new year’s resolution. Take my advice with a grain of salt. Thank you for being Musaylama Al – Kadab, in rank and file. I hate to say I told you, but I did. If tomorrow comes, you will die alone.

 

 

 

Yusuf Deyr, Hargeisa

yusefdeyr@hotmail.com

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It is an embarrassment to see you picking up Dr.Gabose ( from Russia with love )and leaving behind Mr.Abdirahman Abdulkadir. That is a question crying for an answer. Mr.Gabose, who is a doctor with the most expensive fee in the whole World. Asking his patients the fee before asking their symptoms. An alien whom we share nothing in the past, or in the present. Dr.Gabose, you don’t belong here. Go back home. We have no a room for your barbarian culture from Galkayo.

Oh, wow. Too bad, too bad for the writer if he is not being taken seriously at all.

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