Male or Female? *L0L*

[Faarax-Brawn]

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

 

 

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

 

 

PHOTOCOPIERS : These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

 

 

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

 

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

 

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

 

 

WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

 

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

 

 

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

 

 

HAMMERS : Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

 

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL : Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

 

 

[Abaay Heylay]

looool where in the world did you get this.

[Gheelle.T]

Good one brawnie... i like the last one most. So true

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool