Debut

[Maf Kees]

Bush couldn't find the door. White folks wanna kill Tookie. The Vatican is bullying gay Christians. Us muslims are awfully quiet these days. Abdullahi Yusuf just killed another cockroach in Jowhar. Halimo still playing hard to get and Farah is too lazy, so he started his next project; Rahimo.

 

So this is Somalia Online huh. Cool.

[Faarax-Brawn]

Originally posted by no50:

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So this is Somalia Online huh. Cool.

Nope! Its VH1.com

 

Very soon we will be broadcasting a repeat of the 'I love the 80s'

 

But dude;Welc to the Bestest website for Somalis by Somalis

[sheherazade]

Welcome, chimp.

[Maf Kees]

^ Take that back. I'm an Orangutan, the apes with the good hair. Till then I will not accept your welcome.

 

Thanx Brownie. You must be the joker around here huh. Cool.

[Yoonis_Cadue]

War ninka magac fool xun badana. Waryaa markaad daanyeer la baxeysid maxaad dadka oola tashan weysay. War miyuu warersan yahay kani danyeer la baxay.

 

Hadaad magac xaywaan la baxeysid maad la baxid "Geel" ama "Jamal".

 

War waa ceeb iska badal magaca xun aad sidatid.

[sheherazade]

If u'd rather be an O than a chimp(more intelligent), I'll take back my welcome as u don't deserve it. Enjoy your time here.

[J.Lee]

Ha Ha! Ha Ha! The Monkey Dude is almost funny. Welcome. I'm Wordette; Lady Wordette to you.

 

Word of caution: Stay away from the Politics section. Just say No! for to post there would be a colossal mistake; similar to the one Bonaparte made @ Waterloo.

[Faarax-Brawn]

^^

Edit:[sheh]Madax adkidaaa?? Just welc the Chimp will ya?

 

Thanx Brownie. You must be the joker around here huh.

No No,We have a dude named Alle Ubaahne. Two Words: Jo Ker

[Haneefah]

^I think the other word might've suited that dude better

 

Salaam Daanyeer...do enjoy your stay here walal.

[SeeKer]

Welcome Lambaar Kontoon

[Maf Kees]

^ Thanks girl. Gotta say that your blog is tight. Much better than mine.

 

Sheherezade (damn took me 6 times to type your name right)

 

And end up in a circus for the rest of our lives? Don't think so.

At least we don't eat our own shit like the gorillas. We dumb, but we got principles.

 

Faaraxow, even this dude's name sounds funny. He needs Allah that badly? Shit what did he do?

 

Abraar, thanks walaalow.

 

Wordette, I'm keeping my eyes on you.

 

Yoonis, you need to shut up and bow down. I've seen you in action. You talk too much.

[Nephissa]

Guy, you'r not getting a welcome from me. Everytime I'm at a zoo, you (or it might be your cousins) throw poop at me.

 

Ok ok, Welcome

[- Femme -]

I love, no, I'm obsessed with monkeys. Thought it was just me. Welcome to the exclusive fan club, Daanyeer.

 

1st Installment of the Membership Fee: 3 bananas

[Nephissa]

I throw in 2 more bananas!

[Yoonis_Cadue]

Actually I don't give a bloody monekey's but if you refused my advice fair enough Daanyeeryahow!

 

BTW I ain't worship Monkey's so no need to bow down to them.

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Here is some monkey business for the rest:

 

"We've all heard that a million orangutan monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

 

Brain Transplant.

 

young pet orangutan monkey called Daanyeer had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."

 

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.

 

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.

 

All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"

 

"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!"

had an accident and needed a brain transplant. The veterinarian told the monkey's human family, "Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."

 

"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the family.

 

"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000," replied the vet.

 

All the men in the family nodded because they thought they understood. But the mother was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male and female brains?"

 

"Standard pricing practice," said the vet. "The female brains have to be marked down because they’ve actually been used!"

 

End of Story!

 

Q.What do you call a Daanyeer at the SOL's General Forum?

 

A. Very lost!

 

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?

 

A. It won't be long.

 

 

Q. Why did the monkey cross the road?

 

A. Because it was the chicken's day off!

 

 

Q. Why did the monkey put a net over his head?

 

A. Because he wanted to catch his breath.

 

 

Q. What's black and white and has sixteen wheels?

 

A. A capuchin wearing rollerskates!

 

Q. What kind of key doesn't open a door?

 

A. A monkey!

 

 

Q. What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?

 

A. Sir

 

Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?

 

A. Because he had to take care of some monkey business!

 

Q. What is smarter than a talking monkey?

A. A spelling bee!

 

Q. What side of a monkey has more hair?

A. The outside

 

Q. If you were in a jungle by yourself and a gorilla charged you, what would you do?

A. Pay him.

 

 

Q. If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it ?

A. Twenty after one !