Guess what PMS stands for? (you're probably wrong!)

[Moth_To_A_Flame]

A funny forward I thought I'd share with you all...

 

Boys take note..........lol

 

12 Things PMS Stands For:

 

1. Pass My Shotgun

 

2. Perpetual Munching Spree

 

3. Puffy Mid-Section

 

4. People Make me Sick

 

5. Provide Me with Sweets

 

6. Pardon My Sobbing

 

7. Pimples May Surface

 

8. Pass My Sweatpants

 

9. Pissy Mood Syndrome

 

10. Plainly; Men Suck

 

11. Pack My Stuff

 

And my favorite one...

 

12. Potential Murder Suspect

 

 

THE HORMONE WARNING:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the

month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his

life in his own hands!

 

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a

driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant

other!

 

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here'#### paycheque

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of juice with that?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

 

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

[nuune]

lool, don't tell me you didn't use your first PMS here in SOL.

 

 

I know many people are addicted to PMS, am not one of them

 

c ye around

[Qac Qaac]

Nuune lol

[Young Jeezy]

lol@potential murder suspect. some girls can be really dangerous when they are pmsing while some are so cool you wouldn't even know she is experiencing those painful muscle crambs.