HR:New 'Red FLag Requirements when interviewing an aspiring Jihadist

[LayZie G.]

Under no circumstance should a candidate be considered for the below positions, especially if the candidate happens to be between the ages of 18-35, single, supports a long beard, or if he says he is married but his wife and children live abroad. They should be denied and red flags should be raised once the candidate's appearance is revealed in the one On one interview, even if they pass the screening test and the security clearance, denial should be the new and standard practice of HR personnel.

 

Examples of such jobs are the ones in the defense sectior, as well as those found in the transportation field. Most importantly, you should not be hired as a nurse or medical administrator or even a doctor if you look like an aspiring jihadist, as you will risk the safety of the sick.

 

This should not alarm you in any way or shape, matter of fact this is said to assure your face, whether you are in NYC, LONDON, Melbourne or even Dubai Let the latest terror plot from denver to nyc be a lesson. The young Najibullah Zazi, who Bill Maher referred to as a "f*ck up teenager" had a job as a shuttle driver at a near by airport and on the side, he was running his father's business by selling coffee and donuts in the meat packing district in Manhattan before finally settling in Denver, Colorado. This Zazi kid worked all of his life, never amounted to anything but a lazy laborer who counts his pennies daily. His job at the airport meant he had access to areas that normally an ordinary person would not be allowed entry, that in itself is alarming.

 

With the growing threat of "HOME TERRORISM", the hiring practices of certain industries have to change and if it means discriminating an innocent gardheere for a criminal one, so be it, as long as the safety of the public is at the forefront.

 

Below are a list of jobs that should be denied to any and all gardheeres.

 

Train porter,

 

Railway train driver,

 

Bus Driver,

 

Truck Driver,

 

a pilot/co-pilot,

 

Flight attendant,

 

a police officer,

 

army personnel,

 

and finally security consultant for a private company.

 

 

PS: If Zazi hates his life, he shouldn't have to take it out on the public. But then again, what do you expect from a high school drop out who has been working out of his his father's coffee/donut cart all of his life?

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Dankis for the infotainment, Ms Sarah Palin.

 

N.B. -- Did Glenn Beck sign this too as well just to give it more authentic slant?