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How To Insult A Somali!

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(Office of the SomaliTranslator. Just came in a lone white male. He is visibly drunk.)

 

 

Translator: Please, be seated.

 

Lone-White Male: I don’t need your seats.

 

Translator: And I don’t want no trouble here.

 

Lone-White-Male: I am hiring you.

 

Translator: Hiring me for what.

 

Lone-White Male: Inter…Translation

 

Translator: It’s getting late, I was about leaving

 

Lone-White-Male: My neighbour is Somalian, frankly, I don’t care about your people.

 

Translator: Make it quick, what do you want of me

 

Lone-White-Male: He calls me names, well, we call each other names.

 

Translator; So, you have your war of words, that’s all.

 

Lone-White-Male: That’s not all. When I call him names he doesn’t seem to care and he speaks good English too—-he is not dump.. I called him nigger, bushman, refuge, dirty—-

 

Translator: What a minute. Stop there.

 

Lone-White-Male: Just give me few Somalian words that will the do the trick, I hate the *******..

 

Translator: (amused) You want to abuse your Somali neighbor and need the right terms.

 

Lone-White Male: Yes, Just one or two that will get him mad.

 

Translator: Words will not do in this case.. Find the name’s of your neighbor’s Somali tribe,---and insult the man's clan--- he should put a spirited defense on their behave (if he is Somalian that is). And be prepared for sound beating.

 

Lone-White-Male getting up) I can take care of myself.

 

 

TO READ MORE ABOUT THIS PLAY CLICK HERE The Embattled Women, A Somali Drama

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