Xafsa

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  1. Posted

    I would make a list but all my original nomads aren't here anymore....I aint trying to make enemies here. :D

    OOOH what they hell!!! I'll trade all of you for ice cream......now what?!!! Don't look at me like that...I mean it :D

  3. Posted

    FINE

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right

    and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -

    this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

     

    FIVE MINUTES

    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your

    football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an

    even trade.

     

    NOTHING

    This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is

    usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you

    inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an

    argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'

     

    GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over

    "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

     

    GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will

    get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"

    and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools

    off.

     

    LOUD SIGH

    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

    misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at

    that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and

    arguing with you over "Nothing"

     

    SOFT SIGH

    Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she

    is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay

    content.

     

    THAT'S OKAY

    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a

    man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before

    paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is

    often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

     

    GO AHEAD.

    At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big

    trouble.

     

    PLEASE DO

    This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance

    to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is

    that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful

    and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

     

    THANKS

    A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

     

    THANKS A LOT

    This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,"Thanks A Lot" when

    she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in

    some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not

    to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell

    you"Nothing"

  7. Posted

    I posted the topic but I forgot to tell you what my routine is...

    I bought these tapes " gilads quick fit" They work and tone every muscle in your body...you do them for 6days a week and by the end of every session you will ache all over.

    My goal now is not to loose weight but to tone my abs and arms.

     

     

    peace and luv

  8. Posted

    This is a question for the all the fit nomads out there. What is your exercise routine....what types of works outs work for you?!

     

    What are your fitness goals in the future.

     

    Anyways Ladies and gentlemen..I know somalis are not known for their fitness levels siiba the ladies....this is your chance to prove that either wrong or right.

    Go ahead don't be shy now!!

     

    peace and luv

  10. Posted

    Ancient Chinese Torture

     

    A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

    "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

     

    "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

     

    Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

     

    He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

  11. Posted

    I have always said that a timeless way a women shows her love to her husband is to be happy to have his baby. This doesn't mean that you are happy to have A baby..but estatic because its HIS baby. Thats not always the case though.

    If getting pregnant is out of the question then I would show hime with the little things/words.

    Thats my 2 cents

    peace and luv

  13. Posted

    Here are the lyrics to no letting go

     

     

    Got somebody she's a beauty

    Very special really and truly

    Take good care of me like it's her duty

    Want you right by my side night and day

     

    No lettting go No holding back

    Because you are my lady

    When I'm with you its all a that

    Girl I, am so glad we've dated

    No letting go No holding back

    No holding Back no

    When I'm with you it's all a that

    All a that

     

    They say good things must come to an end

    But I'm optimistic about being your friend

    Though I made you cry by my doings

    With Keisha and Annesha but that

    Was back then

     

     

    Really appreciate you loving me

    After all that we've been thru

    Really appreciate you loving me

    All times,time

  14. Posted

    Mr mill I love that song...you won't believe this but the first time I heard that song was in college!!

    Depending on what kind of mood i'm in...I like songs by 2pac if i'm mad and I feel like kicking a$$..

    Now my favorite song is "no letting go" by Wayne wonder.

    peace and luv

  16. Posted

    I love this song.

     

     

    Ruff Endz - Someone To Love You

     

     

     

    Mmm...yeah

    Mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...

     

     

    I betcha that I could read your mind

    And tell you everything you’re going through

    Baby, I cry to find a thousand reasons why

    You’re alone and acting so cold

     

     

    Tell me how long you’ve been this way

    Maybe I can open up your heart

    See, I’ve been waiting all my life for someone just

    like you

    And I know you’ve been waiting too

    For someone to love you

     

     

    All you need is someone who cares (For someone to love

    you)

    Someone who will always be there (Mmm...mmm...)

    All you need is to say is that you want me to be with

    you

    Girl, I know you waited so long

    For someone to love you

     

     

    Ooh...

    Mmm, mmm, mmm

     

     

    Baby, I wish I could be there

    For every time you ever shed a tear

    Baby, I hate to see a pretty girl like you

    Goin’ through the things that you do, yeah

     

     

    Girl, I think you’ve gone for far too long

    Without a good man to make you smile

    Now how can I appeal to you and make you understand

    That I’m here, what are you waiting for

    Someone to love you

     

     

    All you need is someone who cares {Oh, yeah, someone

    to love you}

    Someone who will always be there {Mmm...}

    All you need is to say is that you want me to be with

    you

    Girl, I know you waited so long

    For someone to love you

     

     

    Maybe you’ve been waiting for a man from all your

    fairy tales

    Or maybe just a man from all your dreams

    Try and think reality, enjoy the possibilities

    ‘Cause girl, you now you’ve waited so long

    For someone to love you, you, you, you, you

    {Someone to love you}

    You waited, oh, so long

     

     

    All you need is someone to care (Someone to love you,

    who really cares)

    Someone who will always be there (A man, a man like

    me)

    All you need is someone (Someone, someone, someone

    like me) {How was your day, baby}

    All you need is someone who will be there {Open up

    your heart, please, babe}

    All you need is someone {Woo, I care for you, take my

    hand}

    All you need is someone {I wanna be there} (Someone,

    someone, someone, someone)

    All you need is someone

  18. Posted

    loooool Og moti lol Saliid cadeey huh?

     

    I try to keep my perfume use to a minimum...

    My favorites thus far are

    1. Jadore by cristian dior

    2. miracle by lancome

    3. 5th ave by elizabeth arden

    4. true love by elizabeth arden

     

    HIBO introduced me to the last 2..damn I miss that girl~!!!!!

    NAA HIBO naa soo noqo balo ku qaadi weeysay!!!!!

    peace and luv

  20. Posted

    I don't even understand whY anyone would stress themselves over something like this. EVErybody has a right to their own opinion..so let them have it. All that matters is how you feel about yourself....What you wear is between you and god.

    What ever you are qof kugu rabo waa heleeysaa..so forget all that girl.

    If your gonna change do it because its good for you..not because of somone else. Chances are your change will last longer if you do it for the right reasons.

    I hope I made some sense..I'm writing this in a hurry.

    PEace and luv

  23. Posted

    Kool-kat, aminah and curly y'all summed everything up.

    If I become a better muslim then I am str8...but its so hard!!! I try but there are somethings I do that I know are wrong but I don't stop...God help me.

    The other thing I need to be complete is a family of my own..My own husband( very hard to find...What is up with these somali guys) and kids...how cute is that smile.gif

    I also need to get my masters and a job at either the UN or the World Health ORganization.

     

    Thats all I feel I need at this point....

    Peace and luv

  25. Posted

    I just fell in love with this song....I was bored so I had to paste it.

     

     

    Tamia - This Time It's Love

     

     

    I built a wall out of this heart of mine

    Never letting no one in

    Didn't think I'd need a friend

    Until now, feeling this way won't do

    I'm ready to give all of me

    The question that I have of you

    Will he say the things he needs to say?

    Or touch me in a certain way?

    I told myself just to be strong

    One day the man will come along, so

     

    What will I do?

    Where will I go?

    When it's my turn

    How will I know that you're the mea I'm dreaming of?

    I hope this time it's love

     

    (Repeat)

     

    Now you've opened up this heart of mine

    You made me feel like no one else

    Showed me there's someone besides myself

    That I can depend on

    Looking back I finally see

    Exactly what you mean to me

    You touched me in that special way

    Said all the things a man should say

    I kept my faith and I just stayed strong

    My man finally come along

     

    What will I do?

    Where will I go? (where do I go?)

    When it's my turn (when it's my turn)

    How will I know (how will I know)

    that you're the man I'm dreaming of?

    I hope this time it's love

     

    What will I do?

    Where will I go?

    When it's my turn

    How will I know that you're the man I'm dreaming of?

    I hope, I hope this time it's love

     

    Every single day we knew

    My love grows deeper and stronger it's true

    'Cause you showed me things I've never known

    You gave me strength to carry on

    'Cause sometimes I'm afraid to let you in

    Even though I know you're a good man

    Still thoughts of doubt run through my mind

    There's questions I have so tell me what to do

     

    What will I do?

    Where will I go?

    When it's my turn

    How will I know that you're the man I'm dreaming of?

    I hope this time it's love