Woke up fresh and happy, then went to this long and boring meeting which finished now, then not going for lunch as i wanna print something out before my boss comes back ,,, then it will be the time for the Uni ................... wa haluma jarra

loooooooooooooooool@Somalia to follow soon! ...

Faysal, (what a name ) ,, She just wanted that Khat and that is all, and the guy wanted to get his part of the deal or else .....

It is a true story sxb ,, it happened last night. Sharing is caring ,,,,,

Now what ???

loooooooooooooooool@Neph ....... Great story waaryaa A&T but i'll be disappointed if you don't post the second part.

Magaaladii way waalatay walee .....

She waved her hand asking for a lift when he stopped to give her a ride. He was not meaning to date or something but although he just came from his Khad session but as soon as she was in the car, she carelessly removed her cover making her hair, top of her chest and other sensitive parts appear to him. He murmured "wh...wh...where r u going?" She said "look, we have to be honest niyow, I need something and you need something, markaa let's help each other". "and what is that?" He asked rolling eyes. "I need a punch of Khad and you need sex, buy me a bundle and i offer you sex, we should be straight forward niyow" she explained looking at his eyes. "But,, bu .... but i don't have a condom" he murmured. "Not a big deal, I'll get you one" she explained. "Okey then" he said already feeling the heat. She took him to a nearby pharmacy, get off the car and came back with a condom. He then moved to a Khat seller, bought a bundle and a drink then moved away to one of those far and dark places at the corner of the city. On the way she was repeatedly jumping on the Khat trying to take it but he was so cautious and kept it on his lap. Finally she managed to grab two leaves to start with. As he was looking at her eating the two leaves less than one second she looked so hungry for the stuff. He parked the car, switch off the lights and got ready for the action. Moving his hands towards her shoulders and leaning his face to meet hers she started screaming, shouting and yelling until all the neighbors and those were passing by gathered around them looking at what is happening. The guy frightened, not knowing what to do opened the car window looking around. She opened the window from her side and got off the car still screaming "What are you doing Saqajaanyahow, what do you think i am ? just give me my Khad and go away". Not a single person around has said a word when they heard this. They just kept looking at these two and listening to what they are saying. The Lady: Just give me my Khad and go away you bloody Bas^ta^rd. The Man: You know what? No Khat for you as long as you are not doing that for me. Now do what you want and i'm going. The Lady (grabbing a big stone from the ground): You can't go you S^t^pid ... I'll break all the glasses of your car. The Man: I know you, and if you throw a single stone i'll make sure i break your legs and hands. The Lady: Move and You will see it. The Man: Now don't hurt yourself, i'm moving you lil biat^ch. The man moved his car and she couldn't dare to throw a single stone at him. People were there and no one interfered when they heard what is the problem is all about. He left the scene carrying that bunch of Khad to one of his friends, drinking the Sprite for his own and the condom in his pocket. I met him right after came from that situation. He couldn't talk to me, he was so upset and i was laughing to death. That is what happened last night.

Good morning crazy peeps ............. I've something to tell you but in a new thread ,,

The same msg can be there for 5 years ,,,,

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Habaarkii carabkaa nagu dhacay wallee... رب فرق القوم كأ نهم علي آفاق الأرض نجوم So true .............

Maxaad ka filaysaa ,, kaniisad bay ku tukadeen baaba lagu leeyahaye ,,

^^^ Malike, You're absolutely right .......

Descent or blood ties (jus sanguinis) is the basic foundation of this Law, but it is acknowledged that citizenship can be acquired through conferment. In the 1960 Somaliland Nationality and Citizenship Ordinance, citizenship was accorded to Somalis who were born in the territory of Somaliland or whose fathers (or, in the case of illegitimate children whose mothers) were born in Somaliland – (sections 1 and 2 of the Law)- and so birth (jus soli) was the basis of the law. That would have certainly covered all Somalilanders then, but since then many countries have moved away from citizenship based solely on place of birth. In any case, this Law reflects the desire of Somalilanders to re-assert their distinct identity. It also reflects the reality that being a Somali is finally and correctly seen as a term defining ethnicity and not nationality. This date was when Somaliland became independent and changed from the British Somaliland Protectorate to the State of Somaliland. It is common for citizenship laws to refer to significant dates relating to a country’s nationhood or independence. See also Article 3(1)(a) and note 19 below as to how the Somaliland clan system makes possible the identification of persons through their lineage. All Somalilanders (and other Somalis) belong to identifiable clans which are based on male lineage. The clans which lived in the Somaliland Protectorate and, on independence on 26 June 1960, in the new “State of Somaliland” are all well known. The sub clans of each such clan have accredited chiefs (Akils) who know exactly the members of their sub clan. For a detailed study of the Somaliland clanship and lineage system, see I M Lewis (1961) A Pastoral Democracy, reprinted, IAL. In a largely nomadic society with no birth registration system and, so far, no nation-wide identity card system, there is no other comprehensive way of recognising the identity of individuals. The independent National Elections Commission has announced recently that, for electoral purposes, the first nation-wide local government elections will be used as an opportunity to compile the first ever electoral register in independent Somaliland. It should also be noted that

Af Angariisii yaa ku kasaayo hee ........

anigu baamboyda ayaan ugu jeclaa ,,,,, when they start from their headquarters baan laamiga isasii taagi jiray ,,,,,, Maska ma cuntaa ,,,, HAAA Sideed u cuntaa ,,,,, Hammmmmm

It is happening sxb ,,, Ilaaha ha joojiyo.

Since i was born sxb .... It is not necessary to be a member of the ruling party .....

looooooooooooooooooooooooool ,,,, a post from 2005 ,, hahaha You have a good memory niyow ,,

Nairobi/Brussels, 21 October 2008: Conditions like those that produced the Darfur conflict exist today in Southern Kordofan state where prospects of a new Sudanese civil war are real. Sudan’s Southern Kordofan: The Next Darfur?, the latest report from the International Crisis Group, examines the deteriorating situation in this strategic region between North and South, where both members of the Government of National Unity, the Sudan People’s Liberation Movement (SPLM) and the National Congress Party (NCP), have been dangerously engaged in ethnic polarisation in advance of national elections scheduled for 2009. The kidnapping of nine Chinese oil workers in Southern Kordofan last week illustrates the volatility of the state. “The Khartoum government must rapidly address the worsening situation or face the prospect of a devastating new conflict”, said Fouad Hikmat, Horn of Africa Project Director. “The credibility of the Comprehensive Peace Agreement (CPA) that ended the North-South war in 2005 as a framework for conflict resolution is at stake. If it fails to settle the disputes along the North-South border, it won’t provide credible solutions for other conflicts, such as Darfur. There has been limited recent progress, but much more is urgently needed”. The Southern Kordofan state’s inhabitants are armed and feel abandoned by their former patrons, who have not kept their promises to provide peace dividends. Return of internally displaced persons (IDPs), development projects and creation of an integrated state government administration have all stalled. Hundreds have died in disputes over land and grazing rights, with no indication of a sustainable local or national response. There is still time to calm the situation before the elections. The NCP and SPLM must accelerate integration of the state government and combatants within the Joint Integrated Units and pursue disarmament, demobilisation and reintegration (DDR) programs. Reconciliation among the state’s tribes is paramount. The UN Mission in Sudan (UNMIS) and the wider international community also have vital roles to play in stabilising the state. UNMIS should become an active partner in local conflict prevention, along with the tribal authorities. Simultaneously, the CPA’s international guarantors and Sudan’s bilateral partners should press Khartoum to pay more attention to peacebuilding. “Prevention of a new conflict in Southern Kordofan needs to be placed prominently on both national and international agendas”, says Francois Grignon, Crisis Group’s Africa Program Director. “It is dangerously late but not yet too late to show the frontline populations that a new war is not the way to address their grievances”. INTERNATIONAL CRISIS GROUP - NEW REPORT

....... so you want her to wear make up when she is outside and not for her husband when he is home ??? She can do both sow maaha ??

HARGEISA, SOMALILAND- Voter registrations have started in Somaliland in preparation for the upcoming general elections expected to take place at the end of march 2009. On Tuesday this week registrations of the voters started in the first region in Somaliland in the region of Sahil The voter registration in the region started after three months of planning in which people of all walks of life from Sahil region took part including the vice president of the republic Somaliland, Ahmed Yousuf Yasin, who led in the registration by being the first to register. While registering VP Ahmed Yousuf Yasin encouraged the population to register and be documented and become part of the nation’s historical legacy. He also told the youth who are aspiring to immigrate to the developed countries that it is necessary to be a registered citizen, and enjoy the right to vote after registration. VP Ahmed Yousuf Yasin also the people to register and differentiate themselves from their brothers in Somalia who are still suffering from lack of peace and stability. the speaker of the Somaliland’s elected parliament Mr. Abdirahman Mohamed Abdilahi too registered who has blood ties to the Sahil region and his affiliation with the Opposition party, UCID party. He stated that all the politicians, opposition and government, business people, youth, women and every else who reach the age of 16 should register him or herself and be proud to be registered for the first time in the nation’s history. The people from Sahil region became emotional and avidly followed iteh process fo registration, since they are the first region to be part of the registration process. When asked some did not get enough information on why people needed to be registered and had told SSI that they had initially thought that registration was not required to go and vote on election day. Also present at the launch of the registration include invited guests from all the three political parties, representative form the lower and upper houses of parliament, international observers and local NGO’s who were following the registration process. the chairperson of the Electoral Commission, Mr. Mohamed Ismail Kaboweine, in an exclusive interview with SSI said: “the work is going on in a proper manner as it was planned and once registration is concluded in the Sahil region registration of voters in other regions will start. he reasoned that the Sahil region was chosen to be the first to test voter registration because of the fact that it is the smallest region and has a smaller population in relation to the other regions. international observers and diplomats within the African diplomatic core mentioned at the occasion that documented Somaliland nations would get a better chance for consideration while applying for visas from Western embassies as previously problems were faced while trying to classify Somalis from Somalia and Somaliland and as a result Somaliland nationals would be refused visas because of the ensuing confusion. TURKISH WEEKLY

looooooooooooooooooooool@Ibti ,,, i don't know but wax baa iga dhex hadlaya ,,,,, Yeah ,, i think Sayidka is going to die soon ,,

I LOVE YOU ALL ..............

I just had a nap ,,,, didn't manage to get that pill at all ...