Shakti

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  1. Posted

    Originally posted by Khalaf:

    Asexual
    :D

    Adolf Hitler a famous asexual
    :D

    Condi Rice add her
    :D

    Maybe arwello was too!
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    hahahaaaaaha dis is funniest shhhhh
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    arent worms and bacteria asexual too?
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    naa they arent.. coz if they do THAN, that would make u 1 too.. Khalaf nothing personal eh? just couldnt stand all that :D

  3. Posted

    "Ladies (note if you don't fall under this category..see yourself out, excluding you devilangel, you can stay )."

     

    Oye.. I don’t know what I ever did 2 ya 2 deserve that comment.. :D

     

    MANTRA u so remind of this girl I use 2 know, she was intelligent but weird, bitter towards the opposite sex n always complaining about them even though she never had a relationships(so she says)_! plus every chance she gets she would inform us about how she was horrified 2 find another gay Muslim site.. (ok, I never understood y she would tell us unless she was subliminally announcing something 2 us naïve ppl.. :D ) …

    anyways sadly 2 say, NOW she is all alone with no friends n man ..just her & her horrific findings.. n she managed 2 create a name 4 herself beside her good name.. so I sincerely hope u don’t draggle down there n listen 2 Cambarro advises :D

     

    So in answering 2 ur question.. men who likes them anyways? .. well I do.. I wont trade anything 4 the minutes that my hand-holder arms ties around my neck/bighead... the feeling of contentment generates within a seconds.(. oyeee im having a hindi moment.. snap back 2 reality b4 sol-ers take me apart)..

    In a cheesey summary:- .. we need love (men) 2 nurture our corrupted minds/soul in this modern world not because 4 external factors..

     

    i hope that help u n confused minds that r out there

  5. Posted

    oyeeeeeeeeeee confusion is back.. yeahhhhhh

     

    i remember our exceptional writer miss modesty written something quite the opposite of this thread .. let me look 4 it..

     

    i really dont know whats going with pppl nowadays

  6. Posted

    ^ no fish 4 me… i take supplements when it comes 2 my Omega-3's in takes

    i do think, most fishs smells so bad cooked n 2 eat it uncooked is just plain nasty.. ew

     

    good luck 2 those ppl who r going 4 it..

  8. Posted

    Shushi ah? The nastiest thing 1 can ever do is 2 land 1 of those things in their mouth .. the thing smells so bad…. how does one scoff those things is beyond my comprehension. Ewww

    Advise : any1 whos thinking of giving it a go, must 1st smell the darn thing b4 compromising their taste buds

    Ewwwwwww again.

     

     

    ps. i demand the same thing as Nomadic_Princess

  10. Posted

    lol@"strong humor of the British". i can understand if u would have said Canadian humor.. but British...lol. now that’s funny

     

    peaceee ppl see ya monday... n plz do the 2 d's this weekend.... :cool:

  14. Posted

    WHY wasn’t i notified that "way" was back in town? i just hope this furtun girl is mocking us n not facing such problem. poor little girl :(

  15. Posted

    Originally posted by cynical lady:

    wht pay half SAY WHT PAY HALF OMG u dont understand those words are like knife 2 me if a guy askz u 2 pay half this is wht any decent gal should do.

     

    1 TAKE THE BILL AND PAY IT WITH URE PLASTIC AND MAKE SURE U WALK OFF ASAP WHILE U TELL HIM NEVER 2 BOTHER RINGING U COZ U DONT DEAL WITH CHEAP SKTZ

     

    2 TELL HIM U HAVE TO VISIT THE LADIES AND JUST DONT COME BK AND MAKE SURE U RING URE MOBILE PROVIDERS TO BLOCK HIS NUMBER PRONTO, WHILE URE AT IT DONT PICK UP PRIV NUMBERS FOR 2WEEKS.... JUST IN CASE

     

    3 JUST SLAP HIM AND MAKE SURE U TELL HIM WTF NEGRO DO U KNW HOW MUCH MONEY WENT ON TO MAKE ME LOOK THIS FAB AND NOT TO MENTION TIME LOOK AT HIM IN THAT SHENANYNAY WAY (U KNW WHT LOOK AN TALKING ABT AND SAY NEGRO SAY WHT)

    loooooooooooooooooooool, now this just killed me.. oye..

     

    oh yeah, i cant imagine faraax n xalimo dealing with eachtother this way.. gosh, im so old

  16. Posted

    lol @thread, “days of our life in SOL”. Meyaa ? the story is now unfolding ?

     

    plz tell ur friend 2 excuse herself from living.. clearly at this moment ur friend has no value 4herself, so i say, no point living beyond that moment

  17. Posted

    wallahi its sad 2 see girls like this still exist. Thank god, I do not know any or I would’ve boiled their sorry a$$. :mad:

     

    "1- I cant committ to you, but i wanna hang around you as friends. If you want to offer me more (haraam i know), i am happy to take it. But i know i will change and will want to marry you"

     

    looooooooool i cant imagine a faraaxa actting in such manner...

  20. Posted

    wow this ubax story is ubax-ing its way into this place.. huh?

    so much anger, could it be residual anger from the politics section.. u BOYs need 2 stop reading about politics if u aint putting ur foot in the soil. or u may never ubax into a manhood

    peace.. im officially done coming 2 this thread

  21. Posted

    yo lady, is the Nescafe sweet coffee or just plain coffee? white&cholocte mocha is the best crap, i tell ya onces u try it.. u will never go back 2 this nascafe thing :cool:

     

    puja.. u do know they add 3 shoots of caffine in the darn things, right?

    Well caffeine or none caffeine.. im addicted, I cant seem 2 stop the darn things.

  23. Posted

    ^ u know

     

     

    lol@ “giving up coffee”.. i didnt think its hard thing 2 do

    personally i love my tall mocha with extra 3bumps of white mocha from starbucks, 1/2 black chocolate n 1/2 white chocolate .. emmmmm yummy, try that n u will stop dreaming about giving up coffee . :cool:

    p.s..does uk have one of those Jew places??

  24. Posted

    Good Morning every1

     

    I don’t know if u guys seen this.. But ever time I watch this, I cant stop laughing .. The ending bit is my favorite

     

     

     

     

    P.s I have already posted this in joke section but I think here is more suitable

     

    peaceeee