Shakti

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  1. Posted

    ^lol

     

    Urban Legend. is Centurion telling the truth... damn, this is me thinking u were a miracle africanoh.

     

    Conspiracy, awwwww, thats sweet

     

    Rudy not even close, thanks 4 trying though.. However I can now see the reason behind ur extreme dislike towards xalimos in general… so I wanna apologize on behalf of all those xalimos who turned ur she/he persona all this time. and advise u 2 Hang in there, im sure u will find another It like u ;)

  2. Posted

    Originally posted by Socod_badne:

    ^Slow uptake day?

     

    That crazy talk of yours makes ZERO sense!

    lol.. sb, did i ever tell ya what i do 4 living.. well i sell Ice to an Eskimo :D

     

    justics.. amazing.. i got 2 read into that

  3. Posted

    Originally posted by General Duke:

    Has anyone used this service? If yes, can you give me some feedback... Many thanks

    yes i tried the service and it was great. i also made some international calls on it and it turned out 2 be free 2.

     

    u welcome

  4. Posted

    Buenos días every1

     

    This morning as I was traveling 2 my underpaid job (nevertheless, alumdulillah) I sew a man who was a mere image of my abti (allah yarhamo) ; same facial feature, same skin tone, same body build same everything.. i tell ya, a twin of my abti

     

    The man was setting across me reading his newspaper. I was trying to observe him without seeming the stalk-ish but he probably noticed my googly eyes and probably made his morning :D or called the authorities (we will never know, will we?)..nevertheless, I was so fascinated and involved by the whole incident that at one point I wanted to scream my lungs out saying “abtiiiii ” just 2 see what would happen .. oye, I think I said 2 much

     

    anywho.. the incident got me thinking about this thing I once heard somewhere, that; every one of us has at least 7 ppl that looks just like them.

    I have seen many family/friends look like but have yet 2 see someone that looks like me, I don’t think she/he exists..lol

     

    so here is question 4 u guys; have u ever seen ur look like, if so, what was it like ( a book report, would be appreciated)

    if not, would u love 2 see what other ppl see in u… or would the experience weirden u out

     

    a message 2 the nerds out there:- I know the word WEIRDEN..doesnt existed but the question isn’t about that.. is it?

  7. Posted

    Originally posted by Carab_Dheere:

    Is it wrong if a person enjoys markuu kaligii guriga joogo, or love to go out when is dark outside, or hates having ppl guriigiisa?

    yes yes yes (and yes 2 the 4th question, u might ask) ....

    yes 2 all three questions. One can not function well in society if he/she likes all those three things.. i suggest( listen careful coz i will not repeat myself ) that u see ur local wadaados so they can slap the jiiny out of u.. talking like a galoo

    "oh,i think.. i might be the 1st somaliyan serialkiller..In training " is no way 4 faraax 2 talk. Ok. :mad:

     

    Ps im a qualified wadad if u like me to slap the jiiny out of u.. but plz make ur appointment soon. at least b4 25th December ;)

  8. Posted

    Seriously, very moving post Mantra .. and i would like 2 take a stab in answering one question of urs..

     

    why then are non of us interested in leaving these god forsaken countries and going back home?

    i dont wanna leave this god forsaken country becoz i like the idea of not carrying my toilet paper and cash everywhere I go.. Damn shillings can make a hole in ur pocket.. if u know what i mean ;)

  12. Posted

    ^ u need 2 hand back

    * ur somali passport

    * ur ability to speak somali

    * ur knowledge about our rich culture

    * and last but certainly not the least of all..ur huge forehead

     

    ok :mad:

     

    p.s do not hand over 2 me coz i might b.slap u..so hand it over 2 peacenow and i hope u leave in peace

  15. Posted

    Originally posted by Juje:

    ^^There is a Somali Doctor (psychiatrist) who specialises in talking to and healing personalities who suffer from 'naceyb' against other inviduals purely on the reason of tribalism. He has helped a lot of people. I can recommend you to him, you seriously need him.

    lol.. can i get his name plz, i need some help with my naceyb for arabs. yes, im taking my 1st step 2 recovery

     

    p.s very noteworthy thread on our current political situation, i must say..

    I didn’t think I would find anything interesting in this section but I guess u proved me wrong

  16. Posted

    Originally posted by Juje:

    ^^There is a Somali Doctor (psychiatrist) who specialises in talking to and healing personalities who suffer from 'naceyb' against other inviduals purely on the reason of tribalism. He has helped a lot of people. I can recommend you to him, you seriously need him.

    lol.. can i get his name plz, i need some help with my naceyb for arabs. yes, im taking my 1st step 2 recovery

     

    p.s very noteworthy thread on our current political situation, i must say..

    I didn’t think I would find anything interesting in this section but I guess u proved me wrong

  17. Posted

    Originally posted by Juje:

    ^^There is a Somali Doctor (psychiatrist) who specialises in talking to and healing personalities who suffer from 'naceyb' against other inviduals purely on the reason of tribalism. He has helped a lot of people. I can recommend you to him, you seriously need him.

    lol.. can i get his name plz, i need some help with my naceyb for arabs. yes, im taking my 1st step 2 recovery

     

    p.s very noteworthy thread on our current political situation, i must say..

    I didn’t think I would find anything interesting in this section but I guess u proved me wrong