cynical lady

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  1. F- i refuse to believe Mpendwa talked behind my back. So stop beenta.
  2. Malika- we should pack our bags and move bk woman. Life is just better in Africa. Ibti- Still lazy.com Haye Juxa- nafta kawaran?
  3. Ohh Talk to Frank- Norf what have you been taking then? Ibti- Morning lazy woman. Tsk You just got in now? wcs Juxa Hello Mpendwa-hali ya nyumbani?
  4. That’s a backhanded insult. Interpreters, why aren’t Somalis capable of more than that?
  5. Malika stop blowing my cover like that. Ndo mambo gani hayo. Hauni-taki tenda mpendwa. Morning Ya’ll Whose Frank?
  6. Is surprised that people/community are shocked and surprised by this. Let’s get real. p.s Ibti- you should open a fallen angels community center. Mpendwa- i have song for you...But first why were you attending a grooming class?
  7. F- Mali as in Mali or faraax/xalimo music?
  8. Ibti- Its all wasted on you. Simba aka lion king songs. F-Do I look like one to enjoy them? p.s am now hyper ventilating with excitement. Went outside to grab a very late lunch; I bumped into an opera singer and he was simply delish. I keep looking at his signature on my notebook- and having a groupie moment.
  9. Drunken white what. Why do I bother with you? That song is classic. Flight of conconcord are legends. Watching and listening to them, am guaranteed un-controllable shakes of laughter. F- i dont watch cartoon songs. Apart from Simba
  10. Watch this Ibti- Aww Yeah Girl tonight we're gonna make love You know how I know? Because it's Wednesday And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love Monday night is my night to cook Tuesday night we go and visit your mother But Wednesday we make sweet little love When everything is just right There's nothing good on tv You haven't had your after work social sport team practice So you are not too tired Oh, boy, it's all love You lean in and whisper something sexy like, "I might go to bed. I've got work in the morning." I know what you're trying to say baby. You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time.” It’s business It’s business time I know what you’re trying to say You're trying to say it's time for business, it's business time, oooh It's business It's business time Aww ohooowoah yeah, yeah Then in the bathroom brushing our teeth That's all part of the foreplay, i love foreplay Then you go sort out the recycling That isn't part of the foreplay, but it's still very important Next thing you know we're in the bedroom You're wearin' that baggy old ugly T-shirt you got from work several years ago Mmmm, you know the one, baby With the color stain I remove my clothes Very very clumsly Trippin over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance. Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing Except for my socks And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is It's business time It's business It's business time When I'm down to my socks it's time for business That's why they're called business socks, oooh It’s business It’s business time Oooh, hoo hoo hoo oooh yeah, yeah Making love Making love for Makin love for two Making love for two minutes When it's with me you only need two minutes, because I'm so intense Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?" I know what you’re trying to say, girl You're trying to say, "Aww yeah, that's it" And then you tell me you want some more Well, uh... I'm not surprised But I'm quite sleepy Mmm It's business It's business time Business hours are over, baby It's business It's business time
  11. Me; i want to go out for lunch lakiin its pissing rain. Am starving!!!
  12. Val-that’s what am trying to grapple with. The whole thing is rather complex. On one hand the individuals in questions sense of pride and accomplishment for their adopted country is admirable. But on the other I have a cynical and dainty view of the whole “service” thing/what they do when their out-there. And it’s all gets confusing with my resignation to the fact that every country needs an army and they do play a pivotal role for their nation and I’ve been lucky I would say to have come across exceptional men and women who put their lives at risk/put families throw such hell all in the name of country and been impressed by their belief/sense of duty. Now; how the army is used by the ideology drivers and bureaucrats is another, and its one am trying to separate hence not use against the servicemen in general. But it’s all rather hard/complicated when it’s a Somali servicemen in that uniform. The fact that I go throw a different sets of emotions from why should I give a monkeys, couldn’t they do something worthwhile to contribute to their communities first before they opted for the nation, to great on you for choosing a semi-Nobel occupation to being another stats...Bugs me. Psycho- isn’t that presumptuous of you. After all they might choose never to go back or simply don’t consider Somalia as home? Old man- that’s below the belt.
  13. :rolleyes: Come on. Am sure you lot can say more than; CL were just happy you meet Somali men and did they make my heart skip a beat. Val nay. I had a better model hanging over my arm. So no, I was simply impressed about their accomplishment/integration into British society.
  14. lol Nuune. Is that so. My bus driver is somali and i met him almost every-morning.
  15. Got introduced to 5 Somali servicemen last night at a dinner thingy. They were nicely decorated, two were fresh from deployment; and frankly very impressive. But upon reflection I have been seeing an increase in Somali servicemen. Sadly no women yet (maybe soon). But what’s your take on this? My views are somewhat mixed. Part of me is impressed, part of me finds the whole thing borderline blasphemous. And the other simply doesn’t give a monkeys. Anyhow; what’s your take on this and have you been noting a similar pattern wherever you are?
  16. He will only offer you some jimicse moves...
  17. She looks ill to me. Sad story indeed. Thanks C&H just what we need on a Wednesday afternoon. Ducs- typical response. But I think it deserves to be copied and pasted into the women (kk-Topic)