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  1. Posted

    MALE PROCEDURE

    1. Drive up to cash machine.

    2. Wind down your car window

    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN

    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw

    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

    6. Wind up window

    7. Drive off.

     

    FEMALE PROCEDURE

    1. Drive up to cash machine

    2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine

    3. Re-start stalled engine

    4. Wind down the window

    5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card

    6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror

    7. Attempt to insert card into machine

    8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car

    9. Insert card

    10. Re-insert card the right way up

    11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page

    12. Enter PIN

    13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN

    14. Enter amount of cash required

    15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror

    16. Retrieve cash and receipt

    17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside

    18. Place receipt in back of cheque book

    19. Re-check make-up again

    20. Drive forward two metres

    21. Reverse back to cash machine

    22. Retrieve card

    23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided

    24. Re-check make-up

    25. Re-start stalled engine and move off

    26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles

    27. Release hand brake

  2. Posted

    LOOL @ White Africa.

     

    The Buyer: Where r u from?

    The Showman: From Africa?

    The buyer: WHere exactly in Africa?

    The Showman: From White Africa?

    The Buyer: And where is that exactly in Africa?

    The SHowman: In middle Africa, next to Zimbabwe.

     

    LOOOOOL Those ppl have no clue at all.

     

    Yeah it was fun, I watched most of the show, anyway its like "Candid Camera" and its called (Haagek caleena) which means 'naga raali ahaw'.

     

    Though I disagreed with some episodes, its not fun to scare ppl in a scary way, you never know if this person has a heart problem or blood pressure or she is pregnant. Besides, I would advise'em to avoid the oldie ppl they don't understand the (Just for gags) or (Candid cameras) things, they appear with 'big opened mouth' at the end of the show and they get irritated so fast.

     

    Have u seen this

    OMG my HAIR!!!

  3. Posted

    Originally posted by Ms Dhucdhuc & Dheylo:

    Did you know horse meat is delicious? No i havent eaten it, but I had chinese friend who ate anything in sight just to impress his dad.

    Speaking of the horse meat, my father was once invited to a celebration by the Embassy of South Africa in Emirates Palace hotel. He said that when the waiters started to serve the food, his SA friend told him to taste the delicious meat he will ever find. Father asked what kind of meat?

     

    Guess what?? Zebra meat.

     

    Zebra!! some humans try to eat every moving things like a child. Anyway, my father refused that meat coz we are not allowed to eat un-halal or unlawful food like (horses, donkeys, zebras, mules or animals with nails).

     

    Hey guyz, what do you think of Shark meat. I, was invited to a dinner and in the buffet I found "Shark meat". I didn't eat it, though its from the sea and all the food in the sea is halal. But, I couldn't stand the ideas which came to my mind:-

     

    "This could be the JAW itself which ate many humans OMG, I am not gonna this predator" :D I will add it to my Black List.

     

    Blacklisted food : Except the Salmon fish and Hamour fish, all the other sea-food, all those little scary creatures with many small small small legs like crabs- prawns-shrimps and the big master Mr. Lobster.

     

    Keep praising them as much as u want, but they have no chance @ all with me.

  4. Posted

    ^^^^ yummy yummy, OMG, cadriyad with biryaani and I can touch the sky LOOL.

     

    Ok ppl, both cooking methods of the Cadriyad that zenobia and Kahina said are correct. And its very normal to have differences in foods (from North to South).

     

    My experience with cambuulo: I remember when I attended an engagement party and food was served. The place was quite, ladies were calm. Suddenly, I heard ladies shouting and saying " wow, wow , cambuulo, cambuulo. Something Like LONG LIFE cambuulo LOOL. I said what r they talking about? what is cambuulo?. And guess what, one spoon and I felt dizzy, it was too oily and full of sugar.

     

    cambuulo and cadriyad. I think they match each others very well :D

     

    In UAE, the local ppl eat it as a breakfast dish in the morning. It's called "Balaleet" but it contains egg.

  5. Posted

    ^^^ It's not yet Eid?? :D

     

    Today I lost my Flash Memory, it contains ALL MY SECRETS and its 8 giga size :mad:

     

    (Deep breath) luckily coz I put a small label on it with my mobile number, a real honest muslim called me on my mobile and returned it to me. How nice !!

     

    Hint: (My sister devilish thought): He could copied all the contents??!!!.

     

    Moi: Nah, I protected all the docs/sheets/ppts with password :D

  7. Posted

    The Fact : is "they are targeting Iran anyway" with or without Nuclear Program. "They" refers to The devils in the Seventh Land LOOL

     

    The Truth is : I am living in UAE and we are the nearest ppl to the Farsi-land a.k.a Iran. And ppl have three opinions:-

     

    1- Those who say "What the hell, Iran has the full right to have nuclear weapons. Why nobody is stopping North Korea, Isarel or India?. And I call those ppl the "Emotionals" coz they are still sleeping and can't see the full picure and what's behind the scenes.

     

    2- Those who hate Iran and wish all the disasters, destructions for Iran. They say "Better, let the USA force a sanction in Iran and we hope they get flushed-away".

     

    3- Those who don't understand anything and don't care about anything and don't know who is Iran anyway?

     

    History repeats iteself "FB". Ahmadi is a confident guy though I didn't like his action when he freed the British soldiers/ sailors who entered Iranian Water.

     

    In nutshell, there is no use of accusing USA Administration and worse to address your speech to the "United Nation" which better be called "United States Administration (USA).

  8. Posted

    Takes the tips from my lips or fingers clicks) LOL. Study what u love and where u think u will achieve and master. Follow your passion and never let the surroundings deceive u.

     

    For me, I have deep love for humanities and art subjects (Psychology, Philosophy, History, Sociology,Media, or Comparative religions . But, in UAE where I live, I coulnd't find my favourite subjects in my city. My relatives and friends made fun of me, whatttttttt? Pyschology & Sociology? honey, what u gonna do with that?. Somalis don't need assistance from any1 dear. Qaat and bad words are enough for our ppl 2 clear their minds. Don't waste 4 years on these useless things. U must study IT or Business Administration and I hated them, I end up doing Management Information System (MIS) and my brain is shouting at me all the time "What the hell you'll do with MIS anyway, Indians are invading UAE and the Gulf. Plus, India with their new Silicon Valley in Bangalore will never let u survive and get a job. Even, Bill Gates is recruiting from India LOOL. But, keep it short, its either Business Administration or Computer Science or go Sleep.

     

    The only three things I love in the Computers are :-

     

    1- Email

    2- Google

    3- and Graphics Design. and since I am doing some freelance Graphic Desinging (logos, Business Cards, Shoppings bags, Letterheads and Business Envelopes, Greeting Cards, Banners, gadgets, photoshop, illustrator, corel draw,,,, bla bla bla. I can't digest sitting behind a dead screen doing programming and analysing. I love colours and designing, but if I want to do further studies it gotta be Visual Communications and not MIS.

     

     

    Bottomline, your job is your future destiny and your destiny is in Almighty Allah's hands. Best you can do is to pray "estikharah prayer" and seek assistance from Allah. But, remember, not ONLY GEEKS and Engrs. who can build Somalia, even Artists are required.

  10. Posted

    Originally posted by NGONGE:

    80s and 70s
    :D

     

    Old%20Deira7.jpg

     

    I remember, as a kid, trying to get into the building so that I can go to the top floor and look at the world beneath. The Indian security guard chased us away.

     

    old-dubai3.jpg

     

    Heh Heh Heh
    :D

    Unquote:-

    The old photo of Dawar Elsaca (The Clock Tower Roundabout in the Corniche Street)!!! U reminded me of old lovely memories.

     

     

    "What will UAE do when the oil money drys up? Dumb cats....keep spending money on qaataar buildings and not creating jobs or building factories....UAE will crash as fast as it rose."

     

    Of course, eventually the world will crash also. So what shall we do b4 the world gets crashed? curse the life or live the life?!

     

    Folks, this country was a desert, a total desert. The late president was very optimistic, he trusted his abilities, worked hard and supported his nation. With the luck of the oil, the result is what u see in above pics now.

     

    So, simply any1 can do it. Any1.

     

    hmm Abu Dhabi is amazing its just lacks beaches, u need to drive till Al Rahba to swim (45 mins driving from the city), specially in this heat, unbearable & suffocating August. I can't camp in the Ice-Rink all the time.

  12. Posted

    Iam not hungry at all....

     

    Iam not needy at all......

     

    Iam very Full and Feel very Bored.....

     

    But there is an interesting and amazing game called "The Pain in Spain", I've seen this game in Spain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So is there anyone who would love to play with me,

     

    But 2 play with me, you gotta stick to the game's instructions:-

     

    1- You have to be CRUEL

     

    2- You have to be MAD

     

    3- You have to love the "Red Colour"

     

    4- You have to respect the Spainish Tradition and play well

     

     

    And at the end... if you win, your photos will appear like this in the newspapers and TVs :-

     

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    You Don't like playing with Tomatoes so how about part 2 of the game "The BULLS"

     

    poorva_bulls1.jpg

     

     

    run%20with%20bulls.jpg

     

     

    Its a Tradition!!!!! Subxana Allah

  14. Posted

    What inspire you to study more, work more, contribute more, help more, learn more & to gain knowledge ??!!

     

    And who Inspire YOU??!!! It could be your parents, friends, partners, scolars, or the Celebrity you like. A wise man once said "My enemies always inspire me". Whoever is the person who's inspiring you, don't you agree with me that " Mr.Kimani Ng'ang'a's strong ambition, motivation & love for "Education" should really inspire you to move forward and learn more & take advantage of all the possible means around you for "Knowledge and Education".

     

    This 85 years old Kenyan Man who waited more than eight decades for his first day of school has now finished his elementry school. He wishes & works hard to let all the Children get their Education Chance. He always wanted to be a veterinary doctor because of his love to the animals.

     

    Personally, I believe nothing is impossible in this life if you believe on it and work hard to get it. Iam sure with this high spirit and motivation he will achieve his goal One Day.

     

    People, Let's all salute this man and everyone who is following the same path. Its really bad to see many ppl who are wasting the chances they have for study & education or even for the food, medication,,, etc while there are millions of creative and needy people out there who wish to get their chances for better life.

     

    Click here with your Fat Fingers icon_razz.gif

     

    "العلم يؤتى ولا ياتي"

  16. Posted

    ودنك منيين يا جحا

    رد طويل، لا يسمن و لا يغني من جوع

     

    Again, what's the solution ya Ngonge? I thought u'll give me the Right Remedy for this issue instead moving in the same circle:-

     

    1st. Don't waste ur time & eneregy quoting from silly dictionaires.

     

    2nd. Don't blow yourself and kill civilians.

     

    3rd. Don't quote from the Dead Dirty Politicians.

     

    4th- Don't feel sorry 4 urself.

     

    I don’t have solutions for you, Zulfa. However, I know (and hope that you will too) that self-indulgence, naval gazing and feeling sorry for ourselves are also not much of a solution. I also don’t think that lashing out and blowing up civilian buildings and people is a solution. I’ve already given extensive reasons why I don’t agree with either method. They don’t stand to scrutiny. This does not mean there are no other solutions. The problem is that instead of looking for them we’re spending our time searching dictionaries and crying about our great history.

     

    4th. Ppl, don't read for Ngonge again unless u bring with u some Panadole :D

  17. Posted

    Originally posted by NGONGE:

    OG-Moti
    ,

     

    The examples I gave you were more sufficient, saaxib. You just want to lash out at someone. Fine, go argue with those that write dictionaries and sit and gossip about conspiracy theories while the world leaves you behind.

     

    OG Girl
    ,

     

    There was nothing wrong with what Zulfa said. I was surprised that a national newspaper had actually reported such trivial news. That’s all.

     

    اما من ناحية قولة الاه! ما بس خلاص يا جماعه..هوا احنا اصلا نعر٠نقول حاجه تانيه غير الاه Ùˆ شويه كلام Ùارغ عن مؤامرات وحاجات بدون ادله...

     

     

    اللهجه المصريه ما Ùيش احسن منها

     

    :D

    طيب يا سيد العارÙين إنت، خبرنا شو الحل Ùˆ القوم كلهم من وراءك، شرايك يا أرسطو زمانك؟ :D

     

    ايها القوم حسب ما Ùهمت من السÙسطائي الكبير نقونقي

     

    ، أما قبل:

     

    نقونقي (شكل الكلمة Ùليبينة) يقولكم إذا ما تمت اهانتكم Ùلا تحتجوا، تسبوا أو تغالطوا على خلق الله.

    تموا مسخرة و اسكتوا إلى أن يرث الله الأرض و من عليها.

    Ùˆ إن حدث ÙˆÙÙŠ قلب وعقل أحدكم غيرة على دينه Ùليقعد أيضا Ùˆ لا يحرك قيد أنملة Ùˆ لا ينبت ببنت Ø´ÙØ© Ùˆ إن حدث Ùˆ تكلم (مو Ùجر ولا دمر ناطحات)بس تكلم يتم وصÙÙ‡ بأنه إرهابي درجة أولى مع مرتبة الشر٠من قبل الأعداء أما من قبل الأصدقاء Ùهو غاوي "نظريات مؤامرات وكلام Ùارغ".

     

    يعني لاتروح يمين و لا تروح شمال، و يا ريت بعد ما تم واق٠أو قاعد ،لأنه شكلك إنت كده مش عاجبنا خالص مالص .

     

    أما بعد،

     

    شو الحل؟ ماكو حل. و اشربوا العصير على قولة محمود سعد

     

    So, you want us to close down our political centers, change our educational systems& religous princples, and oppress our nations when they say something true about Mama America and her Ugly Duckling. That's called Humanity & Respect and we must respect,please them and never hurt'em. But, when they offend, attack and insult us you say "Rest ppl, relax, you are still living in the Dark Ages and your tiny heads are full of Consipracy Theories. Move on!!! quit the Conspiracy Theory thing"

     

    Well, if u wana relax, then go ahead.. Do it and ignore what's written in the Newspapers and dictionaries,,, enjoy the Food and Drink and your peace of mind. Bon Appetite, but, we are not following the same line. For me, I prefer the Dark Ages Era if it means to Speak up and Stand for my rights.

     

    Quote:-

     

    "The Good Arab is the Dead Arab" Bin Gurion

     

    UnQuote:-

     

    You want me dead !! No problem @ all , but u gonna go with me.

     

    P.S: مبروك عل الانسحاب من غزة، رغم إن الÙار يلعب كثير ÙÙŠ عبي مش مريحيني

  18. Posted

    Og, I read that in Al Ittihad Newspaper. If it was against the 'Jews' that dictionary would've been ereased from the world by now for publishng Anti-semitic descriptions. Bs shngoool el3arab ragdah fel 3asal. zzzzzzzz noom el3awafi inshallah :D

     

    Allah y9l7 7alna bs

     

    ما ضاع حق وراءه مطالب، بس عشان إحنا ضيعنا أشياء أهمـ بتعتقدين ÙÙŠ أحد بيسمع لجمعيات الدÙاع عن العرب

  19. Posted

    Originally posted by LayZieGirl:

     

    Why you gotta put an act?Who are you trying to please?(THe only thing you should be fearing is allah, not the readers of SOLers or your friends, but allah)

     

    Why do SOlers have a tendency to say one thing but do totally different thing behind close doors?

     

    Lets be honest here, you can't come in here with a straight face, talking about "dating is haram" but I dated the islamic way. You and I both know no one takes a third wheel into their alone time with your significant other. Having a chaperon is a joke.

     

    1st - What is this plain contradiction.... If you think that 'You' are so right & sure about what you are doing; then why would u think that 'others' who disagree with you are wrong when they say "Dating is haraam" and not listed in their agenda?!.

     

    2nd- If you say that Solers must fear only Allah. Then why would you think that those who believe that Dating is haraam are lying and not fearing Allah. Nobody questioned your intention about fearing Allah why to question others' intentions ?!

     

    What a life!!!

  21. Posted

    Originally posted by Keyf:

    Well, are we talking about the girls that grew up sipping Tim Horton's tea and Sturbuck's caffe late or the girls back home who, because of sugar shortage, weren’t allowed to drink tea?.

    I don't think that "Shortage of Sugar" was the main reason for not letting the Somali girl to drink tea at that time. In the past, the Elders used to believe that if the girl started to drink tea, she will gain weight & become fatty, her body will lose its firmness and she won't be active to do the housework.

     

    Girls used to start drinking tea only when they deliver a baby.

     

    But, I don't believe that all the somali girls in SOmalia are still not drinking tea. Perhaps some of them are still following their Grannies' and mamas' words, but not all of them.

     

    Now we enjoy tea with all flavours:-

    Tea w/Milk

    Tea with Mint

    Tea with Cardamom

    Tea with cinnamon

    Iced-Tea

    Tea with Coffee (Tried that?! so tasty)

    Green Tea

    Tea w/Lemon

    Morrocan Tea

    Genseng Tea

    Tea with Thyme,,, etc

     

    What a Great Revolution for the somali Girls to drink tea,and eat with their Male-relatives in the same table :D

     

    What side effects?! I rest my mind and I don't give any care to these things. First docs & researchers say Tea is good for brain and heart, then another study come to the lights saying that "No, quit drinking tea coz it causes Heart Attacks and Brain Damage" !!!!

     

    I'd say "Eat/drink/sleep & enjoy moderately & u won't get any Side Effects inshallah"

  22. Posted

    My God, Iam a BIG fan of the Sudoku, Iam doing it most of the time. N newspapers & the Internet. Now the fever of this game moved to my lil sister.

     

    What life would be without Chess & Sudoku?! :D BOREDOM

     

    Anyway for those who don't know the game.

     

    "Sudoku, is the number 1 Puzzle sweeping the world right now. The name might lead one to believe that the puzzle originated in Japan. Well it didn't. Japan can,however, claim to have popularised the puzzle.

     

    The name Sudoku has its roots in Japaense. An American magazine carrying a number place puzzle found its way to Japan. There the name was translated literally, before becoming the composite word : Su - Number, Doku - place. So it means "Place the Number".

     

    The Challenge:

     

    An unsolved sudoku puzzle consists of a 9x9 grid that has been subdivided into nine smaller grids of 3x3 squares. To solve the puzzle each row, column and box must contain each of the nimbers one to nine, Don't repeat any number twice in the same line. Puzzles come in four grades: Gentle, Moderate, Tough and Diabolical.

     

    An example is below:-

     

    Play sudoku

     

    So do Sudoku & good luck smile.gif

  23. Posted

    Originally posted by M.I.L.K:

    Now that Prince Abdullah was named king Saudi Arabia is going to be a different country. I don't think King Abdullah is going to be a lackey for America like his Father and I hope he does not.

     

    The dead was his Elder brother not father.

  24. Posted

    Breaking News: The Saudi TV confirms King Fahad's Death, La xawla wala qowata ella bellah, he was sick for very long time. May Allah ease on him.

     

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    Sudan vice-president confirmed dead

     

    The Sudanese presidency has confirmed that southern leader and First Vice-President John Garang died in a helicopter accident.

     

    John Garang's Death

     

    What a year!!!! full of death & assassinations in the Political Field.

     

    Subxana Allah

  25. Posted

    Originally posted by OG_Girl:

    لكن عندما يطلع لي واحد يحمل Ùكر مخنث منحرÙÙ

    عربيد٠ومنهزم٠Ùكرياً ومعنوياً ويقول ويطلب مني أن أبكي وأملأ الدنيا بكاء عويلا

    eesh cala description, ya salaam wala Mu3alaqat 3mr bin kaltham :D

     

    U Made my day :D

     

    Back to my Sudoku