Som@li

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  1. Posted

    Asalaamu calaykum

     

    Aduunyo hadaad iska noolaad tid wax walba waad aragtaa... waxaynu umad dhaqad,Diin,iyo hiddo lagu yaqaan,gartona leh,Naag isqaawisay oo meel walba candhadeeda ku sawirtay,dhaqankii, Sharaftii soomaali lahaydna meel xun kaga dhacday,, marnama nama matali karto,,aad baana uga xumahay in ay soomaaalo sheegato,,Kuwiina u doodaya,,ogada qof walbo oo soomaali ahi wadankiisa waxa uu uyahay safiir.waxaad samaysaana soomalia ooo dhan bay sameyn ku yeelan.

    Xadiis laga wariyey Nabegeenii SUubananaha ahaa SCW baa ahaa hadad aragtid qof wax xun sameeyna,,gacanta wax kaga qabo,hadaad awoodi waydid,afka ,hadaad awoodi waydidna niyada...markaa qoftan aad u doodaysaan idinka ma xeer yaqaan baad u tihiin oo iyada baad u shaqaynaysaan. Waan garanayey in qoftani dad badan waalayso,, markaa Ilahay ka baqa oo haku daba lumina.

     

    walaalkiin

    Xiddig

  7. Posted

    asalaamu calaykum

     

    nice topic,,garab tuujiye.

     

     

    The topic sex is something that neva is talked about in our community but it happens like crazy now. every youth in North America sees sex as a natural thing because is always around them. what they watch, were they chill, were they shop, were they eat at, in a bus, at school, every were

    Quite true,,that is way it is recommended for parents to talk abt sex with kids, so they not to fall into the wrong hands,.

     

    And the somalis must do the same for da kids, else who knws wat will happen.

     

    bye

  8. Posted

    And if our great religion doesn't believe in discrimination, why should u?

    u are right,,and we all muslims are equal. i am not discriminating against muslims,,i believe our future generations have the right to be called and identified as somalis.

  9. Posted

    Snappy Answer #1

     

     

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

     

    Snappy Answer #2

     

    A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

     

    Snappy Answer #3

     

    The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for >speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the >cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

     

    Snappy Answer #4

     

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

     

    And finally #5 - Snappy Answer of the year:

     

    A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-a$$ guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

  13. Posted

    Very interesting discusion, i been reading all the different psot from bros and sis here..

     

    i believe every1 is entitled to his opinion,but if u insist on wrong ideas,,then something is not right,,somalidu waxay tiraaahdaa wadar iyo waaxid ,iyamaa waalan,, if u are shown the truth by the majority , it is not hard to say,,"hey i was worng,, i agree with u"..

     

    any way many of us will have heartaches,, for what is happening to our pple in these western countries..

     

    Call me racist, or wat ever,,there is no way i would accept my bro or sis bringing home some WHITE OR BLACK! !,,jamaicans,,etc!

     

    peace

  14. Posted

    Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....

     

    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.

     

    They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

     

    This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

     

    She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

     

    "Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

     

    He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

     

    She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards" :D:D

  16. Posted

    but if we take an apple from A to B,so A gonna be 2 and B will be 6,so B have twice the sum in A

    wrong answer! i said twice,, not thrice!

     

    Xiddig, you're asking us kindergarten questions man

    u are right bro,,this is quite easy ,as i mention,earlier"simple easy Quizes",, but where is the answer, Are u doing "research"??? u will never know how pple miss such easy things.

     

    bye now

  17. Posted

    but if we take an apple from A to B,so A gonna be 2 and B will be 6,so B have twice the sum in A

    wrong answer! i said twice,, not thrice!

     

    Xiddig, you're asking us kindergarten questions man

    u are right bro,,this is quite easy ,as i mention,earlier"simple easy Quizes",, but where is the answer, Are u doing "research"??? u will never know how pple miss such easy things.

     

    bye now

  18. Posted

    asalamau Alaykum

     

    hi to all somali nomads, in this topic i wanna students to exchange simple easy quizes...

     

    they could be about about anything....i ask the first one,,when broken, some else can post a new one.

     

    Here is the Q. it is maths one.

     

    You got two paskets of apples, A and B. if u take one apple from B and put in A, A and B become Equal, but if u take One Apple from A adn put in B, B will have twice the sum in A.

     

    so how many apples u got in A and B at first??

     

    good luck.

     

    bye

  19. Posted

    asalamau Alaykum

     

    hi to all somali nomads, in this topic i wanna students to exchange simple easy quizes...

     

    they could be about about anything....i ask the first one,,when broken, some else can post a new one.

     

    Here is the Q. it is maths one.

     

    You got two paskets of apples, A and B. if u take one apple from B and put in A, A and B become Equal, but if u take One Apple from A adn put in B, B will have twice the sum in A.

     

    so how many apples u got in A and B at first??

     

    good luck.

     

    bye

  20. Posted

    it depends on the Person,and wat Screen Name means to him/her.

     

    Somehow i guess there is a reltionship between the user and Screen Name,but still u can not judge a book by its cover.

     

    bye

  24. Posted

    i guess Celmi Bodhari was talented man ,as can be seen in his literature which is still alive, i think it was love,,not lust which is more physical intimate.

     

    bodhari died of love which is hard to comprehend for many of us,,"deep obsession with Hodon"...we could only psychoanalyze him if we had a genuine domumented story of his life.

     

    Any way, upto today thousands visit his burriel site at Berbara for admiration , and to pay their tribute to this great unfortunate legend.

     

    one of my all time fav poem by him

    Sidii geel horwayno wax badan hawdka miranaayey

    Oo haro la soo joojiyo kuraygu heegaayo

    Oo hoobay loo qaaday iyo hadal walwaaleedka

    Kolkaad Hodan tidhaahdaanba waan soo hinqanayaaye

    Haday hawlyaraan idin latahay aniga way hooge

    Ayadoon xabaal lagu hamsiin waanaan ka hadhayne

    Hammada beenah marbaan is idha waad la hurudaaye

    Jin uun bay haddoodilay miday habar wadaageene

    Hareertayda madhan baan is idhi haadso gacanteeda

    Kolki aan hubsaday meel cidla ah inaan ku hawshooday

    (Ruqruqaansigaygii) dambaan soo hambaabiraye

    U haylhaylay gogoshii sidii halablihii aare

    Siday iga haleeyeen maryihii hiifay oo tumaye

    U hagoogtay sidii geesi ay niman ka hiisheene

    U hiloobay sidii wiil la dhacay kadin ay haysteene

    U hiqleeyey sidii naag layidhi huray dalaaqdaaye

    Wax aanad haynin oo haabsataa habartii weeyaane

    Hoheey iyo hoheey maxaa hadimo lay gaystay

     

    wasalaam

  25. Posted

    ^^ well done bro good comments,

     

    OG_Moti ,one more reason why this trend " wife beating" continues is that many somali women stood up for thier husband after being beaten up,when they get intervention from either her relatives or other pple, Somalis say "Seedigaa ha isku xumaanina,Walashaa iskuma hubtide".So ladies also should understand their is no justification for this kinda behaviour. wife beaters don't deserve to have u.

     

    Caramel_Kisses:

    i wouldnt let my family get involved coz im the one who married him and i wouldnt want to worry them, i.

    walaashis when things go out of control,it is hard to imagine, and i think u should never rule out family mediation, if u were the victim ,god forbid!, it may not be as easy as think ,strong women can sink in bad marriage.

     

     

     

    wasalaam

    ali