Som@li

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  3. Posted

    a/c

    every culture is not perfect, and some of our own may not be perfect( as Careca-1990 pointed).

     

    to answer the question "do we feel our culture is inferior to the western cultur", unfortunately the answer is yes, and i have seen many somalis who despise our culture. may be we are not alone in this and so many countries in the world feel that their culture is being eroded ,this is mainly due to western culture thru hollywood which is bombarded 24/7 to our homes.

     

    there was time i met one somali girl,and her co-workers at a lift, i greet her with Äsalaamu ALAYkum,to my surprise, she replied ,Hi!! So Qac Qaac there are changes happening , don't be surprised to wat u see.

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    i heard most girls sometime in thier life wish they were men,,is that true??may be.BTW wat does the words like "WAA rageedii" mean? this term is not used for men only, for instant, Heblaayo waa Rageedii?? Waxa oran laha ruux waliba waxa ilaah u abuuray wax uu ka wacan yahay ma jirto, so no more fantasying of being a guy? unless..... :D:D

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    Mo Yussuf meesha madaa iska hadlaya mise waa cid kale.

     

    calaaku li xaal,,,i would advice them to get married soon, if not ,they can wait cuz there are pple who were in love for decades,and got married at the end, laakin wax walbana waxay ku xiran yihiin Calaf, ugu danbay waxaan oran lahaa go'aanku waxa uu ku xiran yahay iyaga oo tala saarta Ilaahay,raacana waxa la haboon.

     

    wasalaam

  9. Posted

    i don't mind being called Waryaa cuz i use all the time,, but there is something abt NAyaa,, it is too vulgar,,i also use sometimes waryaa for women :D

  11. Posted

    ^^^ lol, that is funny. :D

    any ways i don't see wat the problem is if u trust each other and plan to get married, we aslo get so many turn off Qs from women? for instant , how much money do u make?lol,,dumar iyo lacag ,bisad iyo jiir,,lol ;)

  12. Posted

    ^^^i 110% agree with u man, one of the main reason u can't forget him is that he is married.u may be feeling the reason u broke up was ur fault,,i advcie u like rest of the nomads here to move on. and everthing happens are not in our control.

     

    BTw did u live in the same city,adn how often do u see him? to get over him u must not see him, hear frm him, or u can take extrreme steps and leave the area he lives for a while.

  21. Posted

    what abt Genetic Manipulation in plants,and in cows, which may give more yeild,more milk,more meat,,with resistance to pests and diseases..these may someday help and feed the poor third world countries.

     

    i suggest keep doing the research ,adn don't cross the line, and remember we are humans,full of curiousity.

  23. Posted

    Corporate Lesson 1

     

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up

    her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over

    which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up,

    quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the

    door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a

    word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on"

    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked

    in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her 800 dollars and

    leaves.

    Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back

    up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the

    bathroom, her husband asks from the shower, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the

    next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he say

    anything about the $800 he owes me?"

     

    Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to

    credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a

    position to prevent avoidable exposure.

     

    Corporate Lesson 2

     

    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.

    He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and

    crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.

    The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the

    car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and

    immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was

    flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand.

    Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again

    said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized

    "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got

    out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at

    the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm

    129.>It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

     

    Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you

    might miss a great opportunity.

     

    Corporate Lesson 3

     

    A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to

    lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie

    comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three

    wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!"

    says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,

    without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone. In astonishment,

    "Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,

    relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an Endless supply of pina

    coladas and the love of my life."

     

    Poof! He's gone. "OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.

    The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

     

    Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

     

    Corporate Lesson 4

     

    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit

    saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing

    all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on

    the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared,

    jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

     

    Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be

    sitting very, very high up.

     

    Corporate Lesson 5

     

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get

    to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the

    energy."

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the

    bull.

    "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of

    dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest

    branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he

    reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he

    was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly

    spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

     

    Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't

    keep you there.

     

    Corporate Lesson 6

     

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the

    bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying

    there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay

    there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it

    was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and

    happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird

    singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the

    bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

     

    Moral of the story:

    1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

    2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

    3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!