How do you unlock android phone?

[How do you unlock android phone?]

for Android just do a factory reset by googling the instructions. then u is good to go.

[The Dreams Filsan Wishes to Sue]

i am sure this excludes xaliimo single mothers in sweden..... Remember, all blk man in africa with lil cash only dream about white blond ladies. Thus xaliimos cant ride this boat!

[Despite the conspiracy against him, Faisal A. Warabe declared as the main opposition figure in SL]

strange....his kids r my buddies..but me them never talk about siyaasad shyte!! right now..i am chillin @ one of his son's grip in la!! lol... but they never talk about their dad which is kol!! i am very sensitive to phalo-crazy babies, but this homies r kol. i got no clue about their freakin tribe... de is kol though!! i dont give a shyte about that anyways!!

 

i think all mali phaliticans r big mouth morons......so am leave it there!!

[The Dreams Filsan Wishes to Sue]

quuq ma jaba niin kiisa jabah!! haji abtiyo aaya la yidi....u have no clue what a price i paid when to comes ladies, specially xalimoos from qurbaha...nowdays, i eat one burrito a day and chill w/my senorita...! Garcia babe

 

worlds 2nd profession is always saver than world's first profession if u dont get 2 greedy!! so........watch u steps with world's 1st professionals. and this is just a literal term...nevertheless... asta la vista stinkers!!

 

Wajakaman aka Rudy.

 

[Somali guy running for Mayor in Minnesota lets support this brother]

We shouldnt expect much from humans...but this homie has so far done good shyte! Gdl homie...kick some butt.

[A life wasted: regrets of a comic and an asymptote]

dont worry abti homie....u spent 8 months trying find the exit door, but u will spend the rest of your life trying to go back there! good luck.

[SoL Nomad of the Year for 2012]

U want my vote.......its $50 dollars till Dec 10th! after that, for sure it will be higher. Thats how we nomads roll.

[JB's Trolls Mushakkal]

Jacaylbaro;884212 wrote:

Yaa Baarlamaanka u kala turjumi doona baa la yidhi ,,,,,

i will volunteer 2 do the translation for the parliment...kol. tell them to holla at me. they wont miss a beat.

[With Love from Kenyan Defense Forces]

hell......what did u expected from alcohol-brain filled matookees! canogeel! u crazy.

[fav somali music thread]

hooyo nuuraay song!! i love u mom...miss yaah...havent seen in about 20 yrs. Hope u ok!!

 

[Love is....?]

The-freeman;850463 wrote:

One of the lesser recognised mental illness

true..........a mental illness caused by pretty women!! No doctor can cure it!!

[Saudi Arabia implements electronic tracking system for women]

lol! yea...i do tracking....but its for my scheduling quickie purposes n not to invade any human rights.

[The FBI and me]

actually, this is a virus called fbi virus and has nothing to do with fbi...check down below. easiest way to resolve it is to restore your system to an earlier date.

http://guides.yoosecurity.com/how-remove-fbi-moneypak-virus-malware-that-blocked-pc-asks-for-payment-100-dollars/

[What is the name of the ruling Party in Puntland?]

its called futu xanoon party.....I just hacked their server and found the name!! enjoy.

[When was the first time you ever sent money back home]

never did that!! how u do it!! lol

 

But i would really like to send toilet paper....i think that will do better service for the nomads at home.

[Should pro-Alshabaab views be banned on SOL?]

ABTI I think u should be banned! since u have become nothing but a cia servant!! there so many things broken in somali..but u running only with gold digger problems...meaning what the white man wants to hear....alfreaking shabab!! bs

 

If u dont like someone's idea...u dont have 2 cry like babe, but teach them the correct way. Your freaking uncle has killed some many innocent pple so why all croc tears now! somali history is full of this type of scenarios.

 

The problem that i always see in somali affairs....money and bs both talk loud!!....how come bs dont hit the high-way!!

[fav somali music thread]

i gotta add this one! its a tight song. ONE OF MY FAV..........ADUN HOOLI KAMA DAMATO!! 4 SURE...BY HOMIE NUR E!!

 

[Mohamed Mooge Liibaan Revered singer]

yu..m here that song with lyrics...song by nur. Try to listen to it with good head phone~ music re-make is awesome.

[Somaliland: EU Injects €50 Million]

any idea where or how this was injected into sillyland's... butt how this money was spent!! Sorry ABOUT my spelling...since i am dizlakzik!!

[Who would you date?]

congrats che!!! this is a day of infamy!! lol....if u would have ask me this serveral month or yrs ago if che was gonna be stud of sol, i would said ...not in this planet!!....but being in planet earth for sometime now, i guess i can say shyte happens!! I mean...what could go wrong...after all, we have pple like alpha blondy ( who by the way is alleged to be a dude but has surname, such as alpha b!! ...lol), che who is in his 60s but stillcan make a daqan celis xaliimos have wet dreams about him every nite!!

 

This incident was never explained in the history of planet earth!! Can anybody plz explain this logically~~!! it dont make no sense.

[Halloween kid pranks --Hey kid I ate all of your candy ---]

check it out here.......lol

 

 

Its easy to detect early which kids will become drama queens!!

 

ps: see if u can find alpha blondy there!! lol...hint, hes the only kid wearing diapers!!

[Who would you date?]

i dont...i like skinny ladies!! no junk what so ever.

[Who would you date?]

my q's though..how did puufis aka Apophis got on top!! does he have a special talent??? holla b...! whatchya hidding? Word on the str8 is that helikes big chested women! does that ring a bell!!

[Who would you date?]

my q's though..how did puufis aka Apophis got on top!! does he have a special talent??? holla b...!

[The Khaatumo Bra Shop]

lol!! this one is funny!! cando!!!!!!lool...I thought that was the bottom area!! lool......now i know its the twins...ping & pong