victim to coincidence..< no joke tho.. shyt is real

OG_GRL ITS AIMED AT PPL WHO are in the entertainment bizznizz or artists up and coming or people that know of the music industry here in the states.. ... if u can't relate you'll be bored.. it's some fascinating hype tho... replies>>>>>>>

what do you aspiring musicians and the people that are brainwashed by the glitz and gleam think? that makes you never even get on stage yo./.. truthhhhhh

It got me thinkin... I found this on another message board. Please read it. Fu-k what you've heard about the industry to now, fu-k all major record labels and fu-k all major recording artists as well, fu-k Nas, Jay, Em, Nelly, Chingy, Jermaine Dupri, Dr. Dre, Russell Simmons, The ROC, All Of Shady, Desert Storm, R. Kelly, Fabolous, Joe Budden, all mainstream rappers I haven't mentioned. Let me tell you the real industry............ I've been signed for about 4 months now to a major label and now I wish I never started rapping, producing, or even getting into the music business, I'm going to college. You know why underground rappers never shine?? You wanna know why it's so hard to get a deal?? You wanna know why some artists can write 6-7 albums while some cats struggle to write one?? You wanna know why It's more A&R's that exists on labels than it is actual artists on the label?? You wanna know why Interscope is suppressing the whole Eminem thing?? Here Goes....... Most cats believe they can get a deal by spittin' some sick lyrics or making some good songs, wrong. You know what labels do?? A&R's don't look for artists, not at all, Labels sign around 25 artists per decade and then freeze signings. A&R's don't go look for the next big artists, they look for hit songs and writing pools and people who can sing backup vocals. A&R's aren't worried about finding artists with star quality that have interesting backgrounds, oh no, not at all. Here's how they do rappers.........Raping-U-Records artists are starting to get old and played out so they send an A&R out to find a punkass rapper who lives in a respectable area. Next, they make sure the artist is marketable, then they'll sign the artist. Now Rapper A has a record deal with no previous history of rapping, next the label will setup a front to make it look like they discovered the artist (might sign a kid first, then set it up to make it look like this kid was rapping in front of a crowd at a gas station where a highly known A&R just happened to be getting gas from). Next, they'll sit down with the artist and have this reality talk to them, explaining to them that the industry is a business and none of this is real. Now, they'll overexagerate their background and even lie about their age and where they grew up, they'll push a suburban to a harder area then they're really from. They find a an angle (pop's died, parents divorced, got shot, sold drugs, friend died) and push that angle to build the artist sentimental respect (who likes a punk who lived a perfect life??). They'll use that angle to build a story around them and how that event or events affected them. Now, they hit the studio, right?? Wrong!! Now here is what real A&R's are meant for. They'll send out their A&R's and ****** cats like me will kill to get the demo in their hands, once these A&R's have a good number of SOLICITED demo's they'll tell Rappers B, C and D to send the label some material. Rappers B, C and D think they might get a deal, so they get their demo package together with Bio, Pic's, Press Kit and the actual demo. They probably tellin' their guys that they finna get signed and ish. Wrong........ Now A&R B is at the label listening to the demos of Rapper B, C and D. A&R B doesn't care for anything but the songs. A&R B is really feeling Rapper B and D's demo's (capable hit songs) but not Rapper C. So that's when Rapper C gets the rejection letter. Now the A&R is interested in Rapper B & D's material, so they'll write them and ask them to send more material, now B & D really think they're gonna get signed. A&R B listens again and feels as if Rapper D isn't as good as he thought he was but still feels Rapper B. Now he sends a rejection letter to Rapper D. Now the contact is made with Rapper B and a meeting is set up. Sounds lovely right?? Keep Reading....A&R B and Rapper B and a few exec's have a meeting and now Rapper B is hit with REALITY. A&R B explains the real music business and gives Rapper B a choice, either walk out that door and be forever blackballed or the alternative. You remember Rapper A, right?? Rapper B has been hit with the reality that he will never be a star. Rapper B just sent in about 10 songs to A&R B which were purchased and now will be on Rapper A's album. Rapper B is now merely part of a writing pool, he will continue to make songs under the supervision of an A&R, only not for himself, for everyone else. Now Rapper B sends about 10-20 songs to Rapin-U-Records every 3 months and now Rapper A, Rapper X, Rapper J and Singer T go through Rapper B's material as well as the other hundred's of Rappers and Singers that are merely writing pools material and pick which song they want on their album. Now here is where the process takes place, Rapper A chooses 3 songs from Rapper B, 4 songs from Rapper Y and 2 songs from Singer U to make an album. Rapper A might want to do his own song so the label gives Rapper A 2 slots to do his own songs. When the album is finished, starving artists in writing pools are paid off and SILENCED. Now you can read the credits and see Rapper A's name all over, but it's to fool you, the sheep, the cats who buy the albums and the ****** chickenheads that believe anything in writing. Rapper A has candy stories and rumors started by people at the label that grow and make the Rapper more respectable, more harder and more controversial to keep the life span of Rapper A alive. Guess what?? If an A&R finds someone else who's making better songs than Rapper B, they cut him off and blackball him to keep him silenced, it's that simple, fuk what you heard and believe. Beef?? Real or fake?? Ima tell you this, more beef's in the past and present then you brainwashed muthafukaz will ever believe are fake, some are real but even then you'll believe what you want. Once Rapper A falls off (not lyrically, not songwise) marketwise, they drop them and a new era of MUSIC INDUSTRY BULLSH*T arises. And that's just the rappers, I'm not even going to get into producing, all Ima say is that most of your respectable producers are merely NAMES, you believe PRODUCER B is ths ish?? PRODUCER B can produce, but how do you think they can produce so many hot songs at one time?? They don't, a label will send out A&R's to find clones (people who've been influenced and therefore have the same sound) of the producer and the same process as with Rapper's A, B, C and D will spark up with producers too. THINK ABOUT IT........ Why do think it took Twista and Memphis Bleek so long to come out again, huh?? Cuz they wanted to write their own albums and didn't want to fall victim, too bad that's not for most of the ROC. Why do you think Ali Vegas will probably never drop and even when he drops, watch what happens......Why do you think 50 Cent couldn't get a deal after Trackmasters?? How come the Bravehearts took so long?? And then didn't even get pushed, promoted or even have money put behind them?? Hey Chicago, where is 3Piece?? Why do you think both MTV MC Battles promised Def Jam and Roc-A-Fella Contracts but Reignman's on his own label and Wreckognize aint on the Roc?? How come Shawnna got shelved?? Why did Universal lie about Nelly's age?? Why did it take Jin some 2 and a half years to come out with a single?? Where the hell is Postaboy?? What did Mase get exposed to that made him choose God over Millions of dollars?? Cats know the truth and don't like it, it's that simple....... How would you like it if you've been rapping since you were 7, been hustlin demos, doing meaningless talent showcases and then you finally get a deal at age 20 and now you've become Rapper B?? The industry messes people up for real and half these cats who see the Bling Bling and girls think that's all their is, it's like finding out God doesn't really exists and now I've become Rapper B. Sh*t like this gets cats killed for real, the industry is shady and what you've seen on TV, them DVD's, in interviews, VH1, MTV, whatever is nothing but the "GHOST INDUSTRY" that you've been led to believe is how it is and none of you have any idea, I hate the music industry, I hate the entertainment business, I'm going to college, getting my degree and am leaving this is behind me, FU*K COLUMBIA RECORDS and most of all, ya'll can SU*K my D*CK. To the industry heads on here, F*CK U, go ahead, yeah, I've broken the silence, only the underground is real, FU*K the industry....... I'm uppin this til everyone reads it, I thought I was about live out my dream and now I've been exposed to the nightmare that is the industry. I was brainwashed, now I'm not, everything I've said in this post is the truth, anything you've heard or been led to believe is bull, this post applies to all them STUDIO wankstaz....... Cat's I know got ghostwriters and songs come from writing pools.........Fuk what you believe........ Clipse Snoop Nas D-Block Eminem Fabolous Biggie Static Joe Budden Nelly Mase Chingy Ludacris Kanye West Trick Daddy Cassidy Jay-Z Young Gunz Murphy Lee I'm uppin this till the world blows up, think about this ish seriously and a lot of ish will start to make more sense...... -Welcome To The Real Music Industry-

the rest of the scenes you'lll find over in the general section pppl's if u familiar with the rocafella and they mc's u'll find this funny who don't know jay-z: one go check out the rest of the scnenes over the in general section wun: ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; Closet Nas Fan Bleek: you seem to be only concerned with dissin women, were you abused as a child, scared to smile... they called you ugly? HAHAHA Holla! -- Bleek, getting into the moment, lets the rhythm take over and does the Harlem Shake. He then crosses his legs & spins around like a Temptation. On his second spin, he notices Jay-Z in the doorway -- Jay: Bleek: Hov! Uh, Mr. Carter.... what up Jay: Bleek: It's not what it looks like. I... I'm bootlegging that faggot's CD. I-- I was just making sure the CD-Rs play on the stereo.. cause you know how sometimes they play on the computer, but-- Jay: Bleek... Bleek: Nah man, I swear. I was just making sure it played. Jay: Bleek, silence. You really leave me with no other choice. Bleek: *gets on his knees* PLEASE JAY! You gotta believe me! I hate that nigga, I was just tryin to bootleg his shit. I was doin it for you! -- Beanie Sigel walks in -- Beans: Ayo Bleek... oh, what up Jay? Bleek, your sister's on line 2. She wanna know when you gonna return her Nas CD. Bleek: *looks at Jay, nervously* Uh... right... tell her that I'm almost done making all the bootleg copies. *winks at Beanie* I'll give it to her tonight. Beans: Cool... *talks into the phone* Uh... she wants to know when you're gonna bring back her 'Word Up!' fold out poster with Nas licking his lips. Bleek: what?? Jay: Bleek: Aw Jay, I don't know nothin about no Nas poster. Beans, hang up! Beans: She said she wants this one back in good condition... the last one had wrinkles and stains on it. Bleek: Man what?? HANG UP, MAN! HANG UP! Jay: *shakes head* -- Dame Dash walks in from the side door, holding a phone -- Dame: (in a little girl's voice) Yeah, Beanie... tell him I want my Nas pillow case back too... and my Nas trading cards. Jay and Beans: hahahahaha Bleek: MAN, **** Y'ALL! See that's why I don't **** with y'all niggas like that. Y'all play too ****in much!

uppin for the masse's lol

Roc-A-Wedding Roc-A-Wedding: *** On the S Dot yacht, somewhere in the Caribbean *** Beanie Sigel: Don't tell me you lost it. Bleek: I had it on me this morning, I know I did! Beanie Sigel: Jay is gonna throw you OFF this mother ****** Bleek: Shit... shit... shit... *walks in circles, confused* Beanie Sigel: How you lose a million dollar wedding ring? Bleek: SSHHHH... keep your voice down nigga! Beanie Sigel: *chuckles* Nigga you dead. Bleek: ****, I gotta think... THINK Bleek think... if I was a million dollar wedding ring, where would I be? Beanie Sigel: In a ring box, prick... same as any other ring. Bleek: I lost the ring box too nigga! Beanie Sigel: I'm ****in with you nigga. Calm down. Bleek: Man, I don't have time for-- Beanie Sigel: So how does it feel? Bleek: How does what feel? Beanie Sigel: Being dead Bleek: SHUT UP! Beanie Sigel: hahahaha Bleek: ****, I gotta come up with somethin... *** Jay-Z & Mr. Knowles play poker in the gaming room *** Jay: *puffs cigar* So you don't mind your daughter marrying a player? Mr. Knowles: Not at all, I wouldn't expect nothin less. Women always look for a man just like their pops. Jay: Oh, you were a old school player, huh? Mr. Knowles: Yeah, whatchu know about the old school, youngin? Jay: Well, actually I'm almost 40 years old. Mr. Knowles: No shit? Damn, we coulda rolled together back in the day. Freeway: EARLY!! Mr. Knowles: Why does he keep shouting that out the blue? Jay: So Matt, tell me about B as a kid. Mr. Knowles: She was a born star... you couldn't tell her nothin. You got your job cut out for you, young scrapper. Jay: I'ma hold it down. Freeway: EARLY!! Mr. Knowles: Okay, can we switch seats? He's startin to scare me. *** On-board jewelry store *** Bleek: Good thing this boat has an on-board jewelry store. Beanie Sigel: Nigga, you gon buy a million dollar ring? Bleek: I ain't tryin to get thrown off a boat, ya heard Beanie Sigel: Where you gon get a million dollars? Bleek: I'm glad you asked... *looks down* See I was wondering if... if it wasn't too much trouble... maybe... I mean I know the State Property gear is jumpin off... and you brilliant for pullin that shit off.. it's hot... forreal.. um... I was hopin that maybe... maybe if you had a lil somethin... maybe you could spot me. You know I'm good for it *looks up* --Beanie Sigel is nowhere to be found-- Bleek: Beans? *looks around* Beanie?? Jacob the Jewler: Hi, can I help you? Bleek: Um, yeah... I'm lookin for a wedding ring. Jacob the Jewler: Congratulations. Bleek: Nah man, I'm not gettin married. It's for Jay... I need to get the exact ring he got from you last week. Jacob the Jewler: Oh my... did you lose it? Bleek: That's not important. Look I need-- Jacob the Jewler: HAHAHA What kind of Smeagol loses a million dollar ring? HAHAHA Bleek: Why do people keep calling me that? What the **** is a Shmegal? Jacob the Jewler: Nevermind. Look my friend, you are in luck. I have one more of those rings left. Bleek: *sigh* Thank you God! Jacob the Jewler: It's on sale for 2.5 million. Bleek: WHAT?!? Jacob the Jewler: 2.5 Bleek: It was a million like 3 days ago. Jacob the Jewler: Supply and demand. Bleek: Man... c'mon Jacob. Don't do this to me man. You know the Roc does you good... we put your kids through college man. Hook me up. Jacob the Jewler: No, Dame put my kids through college. You ask for free, used chains with other people's names on them every time I see you. Bleek: Come on man! Shaq didn't buy the shit.. you coulda gave me that piece. Who gonna buy a big *** Twism chain? Jacob the Jewler: 2.5 my friend. Bleek: ****... aight, but I ain't got it on me. Can I put up my house, car.. um... my momma's crib... and the rest on credit? Jacob the Jewler: *draws up the papers* *** The next day... *** Jay: *fixes collar on Roc-A-Tux* How I look? Dame: Like a camel in a Tux. Jay: C'mon nigga, this my big day. Dame: You look sharp nigga. HOLLA! Jay: Aight nigga... LET'S DO THIS! --- Half Hour Later --- Roc-A-Priest: What up niggas! We're gathered here today... for some truly gangsta shit! *throws up the Roc* Crowd: HOLLA! Roc-A-Priest: This is a monumentus occasion right here. Sean Carter aka Jay-Z aka Jigga aka Young Hova aka Big Homie... whatever he's going by today... Jay: Notorious J.A.Y. Roc-A-Priest: ... Okay... Today, Notorious J.A.Y. is putting his pimp hand back in the holster, and hanging it up for good. He's finally settling down with none other than Ms. Beyonce Knowles. Beyonce: *holding the same photo-ready grin for 72 hours straight* Roc-A-Priest: If anyone here got beef, speak now or forever hold your peace. Beans: We forever holdin our piece anyway, Rev! *reaches hand in jacket* Crowd: *laughs* Bleek: HAHA Yeah, til death do us part! ... get it? Crowd: Roc-A-Priest: Um... okay. Does anyone have the ring? Bleek: *walks up and pulls out 2.5 million dollar ring* Jay and Dame: *look at each other and laugh* Bleek: What? Dame: *pulls ring out his pocket and hands it to Jay* Bleek: WHAT THE ****?? Where do you get that?? Dame: I've had it since he bought it. Bleek: What the **** was in the ring box you gave me? Dame: I dunno, a cereal toy I think. Bleek: WHAT?! Dame: You lost it didn't you? Bleek: ..... Dame: You lost the cereal toy, so you went and bought a million dollar ring, didn't you? Bleek: 2.5 million Jay and Dame: *look over to Jacob the Jewler* Jacob the Jewler: *shrug* holler. Beyonce: *photo-ready grin* Bleek: Wait... you put me through all that shit and you didn't even give me a real ring? Jay: **** I look like trusting you with a ring nigga?? If I was your Burger King manager, I wouldn't put you in charge of onion rings. Freeway: EARLY! Bleek: *looks around nervous* You said you wouldn't mention that Burger King shit, Jay. I do whatever to make ends meet. I ain't shame. Jay: Oh really? Ay, everybody can I have your attention... you're lookin at BK's finest! That's right, Bleek here was employee of the month at Burger King. Crowd: *bursts into laughter* Bleek: That's IT! I ain't standin for this shit anymore. Jay: *offers Bleek a chair* Bleek: **** you nigga! **** the ROC! Nas murdered you and everyone knows it... Em murdered you on your own shit! You look like a camel... **** you! I sold my mom's house nigga! Don't come cryin to me when this ***** leaves you for a ball player. Crowd: *dead silent* Jay: *looks at Beanie Sigel* Beans: *nods* --- an hour later --- Crowd: *eating cake, dancing to Roc music* Jay: I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you... or til you get fat.. whichever comes first. Beyonce: *photo-ready grin* Dame: Yo Jay, you want some cake? Jay: Nah, I feel like a whopper with cheese. Dame: *shouts overboard* Hey, you ready to come back on board and fix us some cheeseburgers nigga? Bleek: *butt-naked, holdin on to a rope* Yeah Dame: What? I can't hear you? Bleek: YEAH NIGGA! Dame: *puts hand to ear* What was that? Bleek: YES SIR. I'M READY TO COME SERVE Y'ALL BURGERS! Dame: Can I have it my way? Bleek: YES! YOU CAN HAVE IT YOUR WAY! Dame: Can I get free cheese? Bleek: C'mon man, you know cheese is a extra 19 cents! Dame: Aight then... I'll holla at you in another hour. *walks away from edge of the boat* Bleek: C'mon Dame, pull me up! HOLLA -------------

Roc-A-Scene Vol.8: Your Future Was Bleek All of the label's roster and staff are in a rich Jew's mansion, somewhere in a New England town you never heard of. This spot is often used for video shoots and tours to impress investors, but today everyone's gathered for a celebration. Jay: Everybody settle down, I have an announcement to make. *crowd looks up* Jay: College Dropout, Roc-A-Fella's first official release since The Black Album, is a huge success. Kanye, you did 450,000 your first week. You's a genius nigga. Crowd: *applauds* Bleek: ....the ****? Jay: This is very important news for the Roc. A lot of people said we couldn't do it after I retired, but Kanye is proof that Roc-A-Fella is the army. First official album to drop after mine already on its way to platinum. We will not lose! Young Chris: Yessssss Bleek: first official release? Crowd: *applauds* Dame: Man, I'll be the first to admit... when I first heard Kanye rap, I thought he was trash. Bleek: still is Dame: But then he started showin that hunger that I get from all the other rappers on the Roc. Jay Jay: *nods* Dame: Cam Cam: Holla Dame: Young Gunz Young Chris: Yessssss Dame: Beans ........ Dame: Where's Beanie? Freeway: He had to ROCK a nigga last night, URLY! He's in central now... Biggs went to go bail him. Young Chris: Chea Dame: Oh okay... *surprisingly not surprised* anyway, we've got a history of great artists on the Roc, leading all the way back to our first official signing, with Beans back in 98. Bleek: the ****?!? Dame: And I just wanna say... anything's possible over here. Kanye, why don't you say a few words. *crowd cheers* Kayne: Aw man, I'm speechless... I don't even know what to say. Uh... I'M KILLIN Y'ALL NIGGAS ON THAT LYRICAL SHIT, MAYONNAISE COLOR BENZ I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS! *goofy *** grin* *crowd laughs* Bleek: Man, what the-- this nigga done said that shit 800 gazillion times. **** this nigga son. Kanye: I can't believe it...seemed like it was only yesterday-- (Kanye's speech fades down while Bleek's disappointment grows louder in his head) Bleek: I mean what the **** son?! You said yourself you was ridin the train when you wrote that line. You a fake *** nigga and you know it yourself. Up here grinnin like a *****... like, like shit is a game. It ain't a ****in GAME. Kanye: and that's all I gotta say man. It's the Roc! *crowd cheers* Jay: Hey Just, you gonna start spittin next, ha? *crowd laughs* Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Young Chris: Yesssssss Dame: So congrats to Kanye... everyone enjoy the Armadale. It's on the house. *crowd goes back to celebrating, with one lonely exception* Bleek: *depressed, walks over to Just Blaze* Hey man, what you smokin on? Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: Cool, gimme a hit of that. *puffs* You real into music and shit... In your opinion, what does Kanye have that I don't? Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: So you sayin he just got that spark? Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: I don't see it man. I know I rap better than this nigga. I know I'm realer than this nigga. I mean look at this mother ****** . (camera pans up Kanye while Bleek breaks it down) ...$400 designer shoes... some cheap, faded *** jeans.. nigga didn't buy 'em like that. I saw them shits when they were still blue son. And a striped polo that don't match shit in this whole room. This nigga walkin round lookin like a European fag model son. Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: What's that nigga that play the elf on Lord of the Rings? Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: Yeah man, I saw this nigga rockin the same shit on the cover of some magazine, lookin like a *****. And now this nigga in the same get up. He a disgrace to everything the Roc stood for when I got here. Now he poppin shit like he at the top of the food chain. You feel me? Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: I think I'ma steal on this nigga son, right in his busted *** jaw. I'ma rip this faggot nigga's mouth off and he can make a song about that shit. Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: You right, you right. This ain't the time or the place. I gotta catch this nigga on the humble. Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Bleek: I hate this nigga son. That's my word. If this nigga ever say shit to me, I'ma have him spittin through a casket, you heard? Look, here come that ***** *** nigga right now. Kanye: *walks up to Bleek and Blaze* what up niggas? Bleek: Sup Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze Kanye: I just wanna thank y'all for showin me love tonight. Bleek: Well you know, it's Roc-A-Fella for life. We family. Kanye: Exactly Bleek: Everybody get their lil 15 minutes of fame, no matter what. Enjoy it. Kanye: Yup... Bleek, you're one hit away! *pats Bleek's shoulder, and walks away laughing* Bleek: *grinds his teeth and literally turns red* Just Blaze: Jus Blaaaaaaaze! Bleek: AYO! EVERYBODY! Listen up! I got a announcement to make! *everybody stops what they're doing* Bleek: *surprised everyone listened* .... uh.... *blank stares* Bleek: Last night, I got in a car acc- a PLANE accident. A plane crash... and I almost died...so I'ma take 50-- 100 Gs of my own money and shoot a video! *crowd is already back to ignoring him* Posh Spice: *walks up to Bleek laughing* That was a great story. I don't know how Dame does it... Bleek: does what? Posh Spice: Find all this talent. Rappers, producers, now even the waiters are entertainers. *hands Bleek her empty glass and walks off* Bleek: *****! what the **** son?!? Aight, I ain't never wearin a suit again. Cam: *walks up to Bleek* What's goin on fam? Bleek: Nothin man, just wonderin what the **** happened to the game. Cam: I feel you fam. All this faggot shit. It's disgusting. Bleek: Word... whatchu doin after this? Cam: Man, I'ma go get my dick sucked by this nigga out back. Bleek: ........ Cam: Then I probably hit some more of this purple and catch me some Dave Chappelle. whole crowd: I'M RICK JAMES *****! Bleek: Hol up... you gettin your dick sucked by who? Cam: This nigga, I forget his name. You want me to ask if he'll hit you off too? Bleek: Nigga how the **** you get your dick sucked by a dude? Cam: Nah fam, don't get it twisted. Ain't no fruity shit goin on over here... not everybody can get away with that shit. But when you the hardest nigga on the block, it's nothin fam. Just like in jail. That don't make you gay, you feel me? Bleek: Yo... I'ma catch up with you later tho. *walks away* Cam: Aight man. Ayo-- Bleek: *stops* Cam: Killa Cam, Purple Haze comin Ca'March 2004. Bleek: ....we on the same label, why you tellin me that? Cam: I tell everybody that.

Roc-A-Scenes Vol.9: We're Through [Jay-Z and Beyonce are having lunch in a fancy Manhattan restaurant. Beyonce is wearing a giant hat and shades to conceal her identity. Jay-Z's arm is in a sling from a near-fatal shoulder injury he suffered 3 days earlier. ] Shawn Carter: How can you do this to me now?!? I'm in so much pain already. *puts his hand on his wounded shoulder* Beyonce: Don't play the sympathy card, you're gonna be fine. It was your own fault it happened anyway. Shawn: But why? Why break up with me when things were going so well? Beyonce: I was attracted to you cause of your swagger. You know, how you rapped, dressed, talked... and now... well, you don't rap anymore. And you dress like my dad. Shawn: B, I'm the same person. Beyonce: Yeah, but... rap kept you young. Now you're just an old man. Shawn: Young! Beyonce: No. Shawn: Yep! Beyonce: Stop doing that. Shawn: Hov! Beyonce: People are staring at us. Shawn: Like you don't live for that shit. Beyonce: ....... Shawn: Okay, I'm sorry. But give a nigga a chance. I'm a man with pride, you don't do shit like that. Beyonce: I'm sorry, Jay. I love you. Goodbye. *kisses Jay-Z's forehead and walks out of the restaurant, never to see him again* Shawn: *mourns the loss of his first love for a brief moment* ......wait, she didn't even pick up the check. This ***** dumped me and left me with the tab. That's just rude. *already over Beyonce, Jay calls up a model to spend the evening with* 3 days earlier: [The Roc is gathered for the release party of Young Gunz' debut album, Tough Luv. Various members of the press and Roc-A-Fella staff are present.] Dame: Album's bout to hit the streets. Y'all excited? Young Chris: Yessssss Dame: Where's Neef? (( Cut-away to Neef Buck, back in Philly selling drugs again )) Beyonce: I'm so proud of you guys. Young Chris: Yessssss Dame: B, where's Jay? Y'all didn't show up together? Beyonce: Nah, he wanted to come alone. He said he had a surprise for everyone. Dame: A surprise? Bleek went platinum? *Beyonce and Chris laugh* Bleek: Dawg, I can hear you. Beyonce: Where is Bleek anyway? Bleek: I'm standin right ****in here! Twista: *walks up and nods* Dame: Heeeey, speakin of platinum, this man is on his way. Twista: Asithejiggamlistamaripadadiggadydiggadyalamadoshis Dame: Yeah man, I couldn't believe it myself. Twista: Reallyamasigajiggadigafillimasid Dame: I dunno, I'm thinkin around six or seven hundred thousand. Twista: Ruggadelow****emallsmiggateyallrawlsstippenasickenaall Dame: ....I.... have no idea what you just said. *the music is lowered and the crowd simmers down* Jay-Z: *walks in the room with a brown, wool sports coat with patches over the elbows, and some young *** Strangler jeans that Chuck Norris wouldn't be caught dead in* Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is Shawn! *the crowd is dead silent. Dame's cigar drops from his gaping mouth, Kanye stands in disbelief as he no longer has the ugliest jacket in the room, and Cam'ron rubs his hands together* Beyonce: *gasps... everything in the room disappears except for Jay. In a split second, she sees her future play out in front of her. At age 30, Jay-Z will be 54. She chases their child around the house while Jay's beer gut and arthritis make it impossible for him to keep up. At 45, her husband, the one-time 'King of New York,' is now in diapers and needs help just to make it to the couch, where he'll most likely spend most of his day. She's having an affair with a model, 20 years her junior, but can never reach orgasm without pretending she's someone else. As Jay approaches her, the binds in his skin-tight jeans snap her out of her nightmare.* Jay: Hey baby. What's up? *kisses Beyonce on the cheek* Beyonce: *speechless* Dame: *walks up to Jay, snatches him by the arm and pulls him aside* Jay, what the **** man? What the ****? Jay: You seem up-tight homie. I need to bring you to my next pilates session. Dame: *tries to whisper but his anger makes it obvious to everyone what he's saying* **** pilates! Jay, what the **** are you doing? Jay: I don't wear Jerseys, I'm 30 plus. Give me a crisp pair of jeans nigga-- Dame: Jay, those jeans ain't crisp. They're burnt. Where the **** did you find a 28 waist to fit your tall *** ? Jay: You got jokes. Dame: No, YOU got jokes. *rubs his fingers on Jay's wool coat* Jay: You don't like? This is my new look. Dame: Jay, may I remind you that we run a clothing company. We still run a label. Your image reflects on all of us. You're... you're like a mascot for our success. Jay: I know, and I feel like this is the future. This is my future. I'm a grown up forreal. Bleek: *walks up* yo Jay, nice look. *chuckles* Jay: Oh, it's funny? *snatches off Bleek's hat, exposing his Wu-Dan moon-shaped hairline* *everyone in the room laughs* Jay: See, that's funny. Dame: You play too much Jay. Jay: Now slap yourself. Bleek: Wha? Jay: ...... Bleek: You said you'd never make me do that in public again. Jay: ...... Bleek: **** that man. I ain't obeyin your every word no more. **** YOU JAY! *crowd goes dead silent again* Bleek: *looks around* What? Dame: *snaps his fingers and points at Bleek* *3 security guards 'manifest' and carry Bleek off into the back, kicking and screaming* *on the other side of the room, Cam'Ron plots to take over the Roc* Cam: *shaking his head* Yo doggy, this nigga done lost it. Jim Jones: *nods* Cam: This nigga so used to everybody ridin his dick... he actually think niggas will follow anything he does, no matter how gay it looks. (( camera pans to the left, showing 4 niggas behind Cam, all dressed in pink )) Jim Jones: I think it's about time for the Dip Set Byrd Gang movement to come in full effect. Cam: I feel you doggy. *Cam and Jim Jones do an elaborate gang hand shake that ends in an open-mouth kiss* (( across the room, several women scream as some commotion is heard near the entrance )) * M.O.P. shoots 2 members of security and busts into the room * Lil Fame: FIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Fizzy Wo: Ayo, everybody listen up! WE'RE THROUGH! Lil Fame: We been on the Roc two years and all these niggas droppin before us. Fizzy Wo: We can't eat off a 15 thousand dollar advance and some Roc chains, so this is what's going down... Fizzy Wo and Lil Fame: AAAAAAANTE UP! Lil Fame: *pulls out giant bag* Put your mother ****in jewels in the bag! Fizzy Wo: We know every last mother ****** in this room got on some jewelry. If you waste our time hidin shit in your pockets, we gonna blast on sight. Lil Fame: *snatching chains and watches* If you ain't got a offerin for the collection plate, you better borrow some by the time we get to you. Fizzy Wo and Lil Fame: AAAAAAANTE UP! *M.O.P., frustrated with their album being shelved, robs the entire Roc-A-Fella staff. An older, more enlightened Shawn Carter decided to come to the party without any jewelry, and Lil Fame shot him in the shoulder. * MORE ROC-A-SCENES COMIN

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