hey ya when it comes telling the truth i will be for me aim addicted to anything that had caffein i can drink coffee, coke, pepsi, and if i cant find those i will go crazy and i tryed to quit but some how i cant and one thing is i alwayz do ma 10min excercise so i think ya female drink but make sure ya do some kinda activity and also god know when was my last time drinking water and juice mmmh not ma thing and shaah i throw up when ever i drink.

hey ya. what in the owrld should we do in here lol

salam when it comes to my beloved kids i would do anything for them and i wount be showing off like that but atleast i would cover up ma boobs and then breast feed the kid i belive the woman had no intantion to let you see her boobs lakiin she was thinking about her kid and how hungry he was and i belive thats the reason why she flip her boobs on public. and it could be bad and haram i think. but kids comes first

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hey yusuf i dont think you wrong but i think you and ya exgirlfriend should have talk about it. and i can see you dint give a chance to ya love life becaouse school came between ya to so i think if u really cared i think you should call her and talk to her and see where you guyz should start over again or not. and i hope it does and good luck

it is not bad for me to spread these word but it is bad at the same time to forward a false massage so are you sure these is a false masage?

loooooooooooooooooooool thats is so true wahahhahaha

o no sis arrange marriage is worst one to meet ya perfect. most of them parents force you so its kinda tuuf i belive

mmmmmh finding perfect guy will be hard these dayz fro so may reason these dayz ladies and gentleman look for a particualr thing but it think its what they call calaf i gues i spell it right so i think some where some day thats person will show up lol in ya door lol aim kidding anwyayz i recomend all ya to be patient and you will find the right person soon or laiter.

lol cute gurl.

hey The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. Bad cop. No donut. 13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops? 10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 9. I pay your salary 8. So uh, you on the take or what? 7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. 6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me. 4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist. 3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum. 1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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yaloo. This is true.From Madina Sheikh Ahmed has sent this news,on a Friday Sheikh Ahmed fell asleep reading the Quraan. Then he dreamt the Prophet Muhammed (peace be upon Him) standing in front of him and saying that in one week seven thousand people died but not even one was a true Muslim. None did what ALLAH wanted. He also said now is a bad time. These days Wives dont look after their Husbands,Girls go round without being covered they do not respect parents or others,Rich do not look after the poor,they do not give gifts or money or do not give fulfil zakaat...he also said to Sheikh Ahmed make people understand to give zakaat,To do prayer and to keep fast. The day of judgement is near. When There is a single star in the sky,straight away the path of forgiveness will close. The writing in the Quraan will disappear (vanish). The Sun will lower itself with earth. The Prophet said whoever reads this news to someone else, " I WILL ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT MAKE HIM A PLACE IN PARADISE, AND IF SOMEONE DOES NOT BELIEVE THIS NEWS TO BE TRUE THEY WILL BE BANISHED FROM PARADISE" If a poor person gives out this news to other people his/her good wish will come true. Sheikh Ahmed said if this is not true then my death will be off a Non-Muslim. The Prophet (SAW) said : " KEEP FAST,DO PRAYERS,GIVE ZAKAAT AND GIVE KINDNESS TO THE POOR inshalah. thank you.

hey its me again. What if, Allah couldn't take the time to bless us today because we couldn't take the time to thank Him yesterday? What if Allah decided to stop leading us tomorrow because we didn't follow Him today? What if, we never saw another flower bloom because we grumbled when Allah sent the Rain? What if Allah didn't walk with us today because we failed to recognize it as His day? What if, Allah took away the Quran tomorrow because we would not read it today? What if,Allah took away His message because we failed to listen to the messenger? What if, the door of the Mosque was closed because we did not open the door of our heart? What if, Allah stopped loving and caring for us because we failed to love and care for others? What if, Allah would not hear us today because we would not listen to Him? What if, Allah answered our prayers the way we answer His calls . What if, Allah met our needs the way we give Him our lives??? thank you

salam. SAYINGS (HADITH) OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (Sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam) The one who disdains the prayers will receive Fifteen punishments from Allah. Six punishments in this lifetime Three while dying three in the grave & three on the Day of Judgment. THE SIX PUNISHMENTS OF LIFE: 1. Allah takes away blessings from his age (makes his life misfortunate) 2.Allah does not accept his plea (Dua's) 3.Allah erases the features of good people from his face. 4.He will be detested by all creatures on earth. 5.Allah does not award him for his good deeds. (No thawab) 6.He will not be included in the Dua's of good people. THE THREE PUNISHMENTS WHILE DYING: 1. He dies humiliated. 2. He dies hungry. 3. He dies thirsty. Even if he drinks the water of all seas he will still be thirsty. THE THREE PUNISHMENTS IN THE GRAVE: 1. Allah tightens his grave until his chest ribs come over each other. 2. Allah pours on him fire with embers. 3. Allah sets on him a snake called "the brave", "the bold" which hits Him from morning until afternoon for leaving Fajr prayer, from the afternoon until Asr for leaving Dhuhr prayer and so on. With each strike he sinks 70 yards under the ground. THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT: 1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face. 2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down. 3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell. i hope i dint scare ya but i had to spread these.

salam caleykum? 1 Minute for Allah Step 1: Say with your heart and tongue: *SUBHANA'LLAH *ALHAMDULI'LLAH *LA I LAHA ILLA'LLAH *ALLAHU AKBAR *ASTAGHFIRU'LLAH *LA ILAH ILLA'LLAH, MUHAMMADUN RASULU'LLAH *ALLAHUMMA SALLY WA SALLEM WABAREK ALA SAYYEDINA MUHAMMAD *WA AALIHE WA SAHBIH AJMA'EEN Step 2: Contemplate in their meaning sentence by sentence and word by word i hope you will love it.

hey all Who save the foolish would forsake the religion of Abraham? Indeed he was our chosen servant in this world, and in the hereafter he shall dwell among the virtuous. When his Lord said to him, "Surrender yourself to Me!" he answered, "I have surrendered myself to the Lord of the worlds." -Qur'an, Al-Baqara, Surah 2:130-31

salam caleykum? The life of this world is nothing but a pastime and a sport. Far superior is the life to come for those who are righteous. Then why don't you understand? -Qur'an, Al-An'am, Surah 6:32

salam caleykum? I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without stopping to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had .. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people, out partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, ask forgiveness from Him, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...... IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR GOD. So REMEMBER : Quran [14:22] : " And Satan will say when the matter is decided ( The Disbelievers entered the hell ) : "It was Allah Who gave you a promise of Truth: I too promised, but I failed in my promise to you. I had no authority over you except to call you but ye listened to me: then reproach not me, but reproach your own souls. I cannot listen to your cries, nor can ye listen to mine. I reject your former act in associating me with Allah. For wrong-doers there must be a grievous penalty i hope you will like it.

lol Yo Mama's Halloween: Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.

getting over a love will not take you a long time that is ma word but to some people it might if you keep thinking about him or her or if you stop hanging out with ya family-friends and so on and also if u just cadle ya self on the coach so i think when a love thing dont work just get up adn be your'e self and start moving on and go out ther have fun but keep ya legs closed lol and do ya best to get another one.

salam lol i think nayaa is a common word to us somali sisters one thing i belive is i dont care when a gurl callz me nayaa and when ever she does i repond back saying ya but for some reason when a somali guy call me nayaa i get offended and it happens most in my cumpus and the bad thing is we have different ppl in my cumpus more of them are african american let me just put it divert ppl so the worst thing is they learned the nayaa world and you will see a nigeria or ethopia guy calling you nayaa so i quit getting offended coz its spreading all over so i think its just a word and sister dont get mad when a guy call u nayaa just live with it but as long as he respect you the other way then thats cool. anwyayz thats enough takecare all.

aim not good in diin but when people talk about diin i'am there and i open my ears to hear about muslim or any kind of religion in there world we had a meeting last week and it was about a aomali lady trying to study the law and there guy approch to her and told her abayo do you even know studying law is haram and she go like why he kept going and going and going but the point he was trying to tell her was studying a law is not haram but being a lawyer is haraam so i think there are alot of different feild we in right now and i think we can incourage most of our muslim bro and sis and tell them being a lawyer is haram. i was going yo major on that but since that day i heard about that i'am majoring in double major psychology and communication and also my school they need a minor so world is tuff but i think we should think and see what is not haram in our muslim religion.

salam when it comes to united state and also when it comes to my own opinion i think different one thing i know for sure is when i go to a school all i think of is when will i get my degree or when will i get out of here but toward the other student they do think of rank i mean in here if you dont do good in university they kick you out and 2nd if you are getting finicial aid they wount pay if they see you not doing ya best so i belive when you are going to a school just think of when you will get out of there and when will i improve better if iam not doing the best but also my school is best one so far and here you can check it out. www.d.umn.edu thank all.

wakamba ni watu ambao watakumiza mabavu they just funny.