Legend of Zu

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  1. ^^^ Rumour has it you are applying too~
  2. Man, I am gonna miss Bush! OH WELCOME Bilkis
  3. Originally posted by Malika: Now,if only this was for adults only,I would have made a comment..but alas! I keep ,whatever knowledge to myself. ^^^ lool...you worried the jildhereen will not shower after they hear your thoughts eh! Jiiris
  4. Bal waxay la soo shir tageen arka! About the Utango folks...lots of them dudes and dudettes were depressed - or may be they had developed schizopherenia (sp) - yelling and screaming at one time or blurting all the thoughts they used to keep in mind in another. either way...something does not add up. why girls only? ma gabdhaha Soomalidaa jinka u jiljilca! Jiiris
  5. ^^^^LoooL....tacbaan Africaown... i know a dude who lost his job in our company thanks to FB. In another planet this is email exchange between a HR/Manager and a dude - Dude = Staff member HR= Human Resource Manager ------------------------------------------------ Hi HR, I have been sick. Dude ------------------------------------------------- Hi Dude, Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday. Thank You HR ----------------------------------------------- Hi HR, 1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical reasons. Dude ------------------------------------------------ Hi Dude, Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion. Thanks HR ----------------------------------------------- Hi HR My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a line manager’s discretion, with no proof, please process leave as requested. Thanks Dude ----------------------------------------------- Hi Dude I believe the proof that you are after is below A copy of Dude’s FB – [PIC of DUDE looking drunk and trashed] Dude is not going to work, **** I’m still trashed. SICKIE WOO! Updated on Thursday Thanks You HR Jiiris
  6. Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^So you already have my tribute (eulogy ) written down, eh! Wallee lay baq! Salaam saaxiib, waa galbaday! Waar xiinoow waa ku sidee.... Oday Biiqna ma ahi waad leedahay..halkanna waxaad leedahay waa la ii baqay! Conservativeka ma codayn miyaa? ma liberalka iyo leftka baa codeeyey toloow, waa yaabee? Jiiris
  7. While I take this topic as a good gesture from JB...let me say thanks to the well wishers. Now the real business...JB what the hell were you thinking? I will fly to Hargeysa and strangle you with the cimaamada - fake ah ee aad jimcaha u qaadato! Other than that...this topic will be deleted...soon after you read my threat yaa JB! Jiiris baan idin leenahay umaddeey
  8. Jazakallah Haneefah. Masha Allah,haadaa fadlullaahi yuctiihi man yashaa'. I believe he was the winner in 2000. Asaga iyo yarkanba waa iga oohisiiyeen... ilaahay ha u saa'idiyo anagana kuwii dhagaysta ee ku camal fala allaha naga yeelo. aamiin Wa Salaam
  9. Sha, Ramadan did that to you?
  10. ^^^ Good gamble me thinks, i did the same
  11. ^^^ Ibti, face it but to be fair use A&T as a shoulder to cry. Salaamaatun yaa ehlu troll, waa sii socdaa
  12. Ibti, you have been pipped out long time ago! you are what they clasify as left over (pun intented) Salaamaatun
  13. LoooL Che (Jii), bakhwaas ban karoo, yee tumhaaraa moodka sawaal hee, yee bijlee hamsee.
  14. Originally posted by sheherazade: am counting Ramadan down. Is that bad? Sheh, as if hour counting was not enough, we are counting down days? if it was any other day "caano qabow aan madaxa kaaga daadin lahaa"
  15. Malika, khuda hafiz, Aree Che (Jii), Yee tumhaaraa piyaar nahee, meri premi hee, meri dilkaa jaan hee. Salaamaatun
  16. Hi Lily NG, nuune is self appointed somali wordsmith, can't argue with him Where is sheh, anyways? Yo Jii, whatta up?
  17. ^^^ reminds me of a dude who pronounces "Cheap" as JiiB... just jillin yeah yaa soomaal?
  18. Ok..Ok. Troller..now I know...it is the unspoken rule of trollers Next time, I will come in with screaming fart! What is the topic anyways...and I missed Aaliyah's du'a... Aaliyah I have been around - silent reader I was. Salaamaatun
  19. Nuune, it is midnight here... To other trollers, soo salaanta la iska qaado?
  20. Salaams Yaa trollers... Wz hapenning?
  21. [sheh] Yeah right, it is just you have mastered the skill of looking-but-Notlooking... Sneaky. Salaamaatun