Legal Crimes

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  1. you actually stopped and thought about Islam, and it's meaning? you stopped and thought about Allah? you stopped and thought about our Prophet Muhammed?
  2. THEY REALLY ARE who agrees with me?
  3. what is the difference? after a certian number of posts you evolve into a Nomad status from Alien?
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    lyk omg c'est bien
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    i need to shower but i dont want to go now i'll just stay stinky
  6. do you really believe in what you say? look at this way...fine, France could have "probably" won the game if Zidane played the last 10 minutes that remained...but I highly doubt it don't get me wrong, I'm a French fan , but the Italian defense is good...very very good, and they were actually wanting a penalty shoot-out, cause the odd were in their favor there...giving them more of an incentive to defend harder...with or without..I doubt they would have scored and avoided penaltys secondly...I agree with you on the French coach subbing Henry and Ribery and bring Wiltord and Trezequet in was a bad move. but they were saying Henry was having a sore head from an earlier collision with somebody and and Viera pulled his hamstring... and in the penaltys it wouldnt have matters...Signol is the one who took Zidanes place on the penatlys and he scored.... Also, Zidane's reputation is permanently tarnished, not because of the head-butt(that was a nice move, artistic and everything), but because of what was at stake and the loss he was partially responsible for. His only chance at redemption lies in Euro '08 and that France wins. Jordan won the last of his 6 rings at age 36, same age he'll be in '08. Go get'em, Z. I dont think so...Zidane has done SO SO much, an incident like this wont tanrish is career...just slightly stain it, but it's not like all he's done is lost and Soccer and Basketball are different sports you rest more in basketball, more breaks small playing area..and you can't compare two different people Zidane isn't coming back
  7. hahaha...McBride got OWNED I got this from wikipedia...and a read the same report on www.soccernet.com >>Headbutting incident He was sent off for violent conduct after headbutting Italy's goalscorer, Marco Materazzi, in the chest in the 110th minute. The game ended in a 1-1 draw and Italy won the championship after a penalty kick shootout. Both Zidane and Materazzi refused to comment on the incident. Zidane's agent Alain Migliaccio said, "[Zidane] told me Materazzi said something very serious to him but he wouldn't tell me what." Reportedly, the deaf forensic lip-reader Jessica Rees was employed to analyze the video sequences with the help of an Italian translator. According to these reports, Materazzi spoke in Italian - a language understood by Zidane due to his time spent with Juventus F.C. - and first told him: "Hold on, wait, that one's not for a nigger like you." As the players walked forward, Materazzi allegedly said: "We all know you are the son of a terrorist whore." Then, just before the headbutt, he was seen saying: "So just **** off." According to Brazilian TV Rede Globo, a lip-reader claimed that Materazzi twice called Zidane's sister a prostitute.[16] Earlier claims about Materazzi having called his opponent a "dirty terrorist" have been denied by Materazzi, who reportedly said: "It is absolutely not true, I did not call him a terrorist. I'm ignorant. I don't even know what the word means." On July 10, 2006, Zidane was awarded the Golden Ball for the best player in the 2006 World Cup. The winner was selected by a poll of journalists covering the tournament. Zidane narrowly won the award with 2,012 votes, closely followed by second place finisher Fabio Cannavaro, who polled 1,977 votes. Although the polling continued until midnight, most votes were cast during half-time, prior to the headbutting incident<< Zidane should have kept his cool nonetheless...it being the final game and all. but to be honest, if I were Zidane postion, I probably would have socked him in the kisser and spat on him before walking off the pitch
  8. If I'm happy North Korea and Iran stands up to the US and the rest of the Western world in their fight to seek nuclear power?
  9. dood, now you're just complicating things
  10. there are some more, I just choose the ones I found funny
  11. I have no evidentiary support so you'll just have to believe me
  12. I found these hilarious, but then again that could also means I'm a geek... -------------------------------------------------- Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number? Your face has perfect reflective symmetry. Shall I iterate using Newton’s method to find your 0? You are one well-defined function. Why can’t love be a one to one function? Then our relationship could be injective. Let me show you that the function of my love for you is one to one and on to. I would really like to bisect your angle. Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you. How about we turn our binary operation into a group? If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me. My vector has a large magnitude, care to normalize it? I see that you have two nice maxima, mind if I solve for the minimum? Nice calculator. Wanna iterate? You have one compact set. I like the area bounded by your two curves. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum. this last one is my favorite...HAHA I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves. WARNING: Severe injury will result when the preceding are attempted.
  13. "ak47, when you absolutely positively need to kill every mother***** in the room, accept no substitutes" - Samuel L Jackson, Jackie Brown (1997) it's lines like that, that make Samuel, impossible to hate!
  14. hahaha both my parents are practically Somali, and he speak so much better then me