your stuck in the 1990s. This is 2008 lily!

Originally posted by NGONGE: Marc, you're a smelly student, saaxib. You are allowed to call me old. Seriously what’s happened to the Great NGONGE that we have come to know and love. Seriously sxb, I am getting concerned that dementia has hit you harder than your fellow SOLers, who are also in the grip of a dementia epidemic. You could possibly be the first victim of this unfortunate disease, claiming the lives of those who cross the MARC. Name calling is not your style. We have all become accustomed to your dignified and pache way of expressing your ideas, with such clarity and irony. This is truly a tragic day for the once great NGONGE. I suggest we have a 2 minute silence in memory of NGONGE. RIP

There is nothing wrong with being related to Che. We Somalis are all inextricably related somehow but I can categorically assure you I am not related to Che. I am not someone who pays a great deal of attention to the extend family.

Is this some kind of joke XIIN! I had you down as a respectable guy!.

Originally posted by rudy-Diiriye: anybody got any advice on burco gals?? NO GO AREA.

No! Next time send me a PM if you want my family ancestry. Where I would only be more than happy to discuss such issues.

^^ What do we have here? A debate between the two biggest suffers of senile dementia. No one really cares about your opinionated bile, so keep your snide little comments to yourselves. You both too apathetic to actually care about Somalia and its affairs. NGONGE - I don’t need you to come to my defense. Refrain from uttering my name in your weak and ill-informed attempts at a defense mechanism. You have been so busy writing silly stories and absolute bile to engage in serious debate with XIIN. This website might give you a stomach exercise. I know you need it sxb! http://www.oldpeoplearefunny.com/ XIIN - Don’t waste your time on the 'Old man'. He is not worth a second of your precious time. He is past his political sell by date.

I might come down inshallah.

Originally posted by Ibtisam: Nope, he hates me. In fact I was the first person to be added to his axis of evil list. I dont hate you ibtisam! i deplore you!

Rudy, Most warlord behave the way they do because they never had a good upbringing. when they were young they were starved of material goods and emotional support. All warlords, whether somali or not had a tough childhood. Take the likes of Hilter,Stalin and Qanyaare for instance. Its quite difficult to see how i display similar attributes to the like of Qanyaare. Now Sxb, do yourself a favour and refrain from writing absolute bullshit. I pity the likes of you. You pathetic, 30-something social retard.

Thanks for introduction Cara, I would rather not know this animal of a man. I find the man highly offensive and in need of serious social cleansing.

^^ if you have nothing good to say! keep your mouth shut sxb. i am sick of your attitude.

i am good thanks. what are phebes?

thanks for the correction cara. anyways where have you been. kinda missed your bile.

being celebrating the whole weekend!!! so glad the exams are finished. got four months of holiday.

Triviality runs rive in these quarters.

Mashaallah. this is a great day for the somaliland people. May Allah make our dreams come true. Join me in congratulating the Somaliland people on this joyous occassion. I pray and hope the situation improves in South Somalia. Viva Somaliland. Allahu akabar!!

i finished my last exam today. I am feeling anxious, so this is the time to poke me in the face. I wont poke back today. I am looking for a job as well before i go back next year i/s. i am open to ideas and suggestions. Looking for media, PR and govt jobs. let me know if anyone can help. salam.....

Originally posted by Tuujiyee: Marko I won't be on your side if you keep on picking on Aaliyah416 oooooooooook leave her alone!! istuburt yahooooooooo!! gabarta waa maasha allah iyo badh! I have never heard so much bile in my whole life. This guy is beyond being pathetic. Why does he write like he is in the ghetto. Then again he probably lives in Dixon so i am not surprised to see this type of behaviour. I have nothing against Aaliyah except her neo-feminist extremism and her inability to acknowledge that without men, women would be reduced to mere beings deviod of any self-gratification and resort to feministic practices like artifical insemination to bear fruits of undeserved labour. Dont ever write any of that bile again, you bigot.

Originally posted by Juwairiah: Lazie G, I am entitle to my opinion and i can say whatever i want. Plus why would I e-mail emans to ask such nonsence question that some ***** posted. I ask the eman islamic questions that need some clarifications. Just liitle advice if you want make fun of someone get a better way :rolleyes: You email your imans. wow that quite impressive. In London most imans are either foreign or dont make any attempts to engage with their constituents. This is perhaps the reason for a spate of terrorism in the UK. Iman need to keep up with the times and must reach out to a wider audience of people, not just stay in the mosque and pretend everything is all normal.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^ And a hip one at that! That's what will sell Marc's brand. Marc is not a commodity to be brought and sold sxb. I refute your allegations of being a warlord, albeit a hip and trendy one. Warlordism is the reason why millions of people in South Somalia are in abject poverty. If South Somalia adopted and made the transition towards democracy, the situation would not be as grave as it is today. I pray for all Somali people regardless of qabil, ethnicity, creed and social class to reconcile and resolve their differences and work on their commonalties. It never ceases to amaze me that Somalis cannot differentiate between Politics and Qabil. I am not a tribalist, far from it. I am merely advocating that the territorial integrity of a legitimate country is respected. The warlords in Puntland are intent on disrupting the peace and stability that has been achieved in Somaliland. These insidious intentions are part of a wider scheme to destabilise Somaliland, which stem most notably from central government. Somaliland will defend itself against aggression by any means necessary, including the use of force.

IBTI, Who would have thought it eh. Marriage is to you, what kryptonite is to superman. But mashallah. Make sure you send me an invitation, now that I’ve discovered your identity. We could even have ourselves a little SOLers meet and greet evening. It will be a Whale of time (!).

North, Last year's proceeds were spent in Woolwich by the organisers. There were rumours that the money was spent on a Khat orgy, cars and all sorts of shenanigans. NOMAD UK, whom I am a member off, are the only organisation capable of organising such an important event. Anyway that not my scene, I am a proud patriot not some ciyaal suux intent on ''pulling'' on the night after getting intoxicated. Is there an 18th of May celebrations in the UAE?

I wont be going thats sure. I dont want my money been spent in woolwich.

Originally posted by Emperor: Surely you are one of the few that makes me laugh more often, I hope that's a compliment for you... I am not here for your amusement sxb. I am here on a mission to inform out of touch SOLERs (Self-Hating Somalis) and to articulate a neo-somalism perspective advocating social justice, peace and tolerance. Yet my warnings have not been heeded. Originally posted by Emperor: Here is a youtube clip for you, obviously not one of your Eurotrash clips... Watch and Enjoy. You are So bad that you are Briliant... I hope you are not insinuating I am anything like this talented guy. Thanks for the laugh. If you want entertainment, this is surely it.