I am not as prolific as you three Once upon a time, I too used to be. Now I'm trying to follow in your footsteps but can't keep up

An international weeping session? How original!

^^^ There are lots of ways around these bans. Xan, So you support her but think she's confused? I think she's far from confused. The lady knows what she's doing and has chosen a path (right or wrong) that she is comfortable with. Have you not heard of people that wish to separate the 'church' from the state? For most, it does not mean that they're not religious. Rather that they don't want to impose that religion on others or make it a universal law. It's a position that one can take and strongly defend, and just because it does not meet with your own moral standards does not make it a confused stance (expect Kheyr to arrive any minute now with his usual war cry ). By all means, come out and call her WRONG but to call her confused is simply patronising. ps North, I have lost weight you know. Lots of weight. I think I'm as slim as Xan here (unless she's a size zero of course).

^^ Naah. I'm off for a shiisha

You three and J.Baro keep this place going You should be banned for a week.

Lets not play the one line game. Yes I am. Now answer me you bigot.

Xan, What is confused about holding those views at one and the same time?

I changed my mind. Blame Cara. Here is a website that tells you how to deal with such scams: hmmmm Here is one similar to the site that Northerner is talking about: Heh ^^ Can't really do better than the guy above

Of the millions of people with e-mails Malik had to choose me I know I should ignore him but I can't help playing along and pretending to be greedy. Any suggestions before I type out my reply? Asslamualaikum From Malik And Sister. Abidjan, Ivory Coast. West Africa. Dear Respectful. Warm greetings to you and your family in the name of Allah. I introduce my self to you with all faith, trust and hope you will understand to assist us not to betray us at the end. I was 20 Years old boy when my father died in a gold mine in MENDE, Republic of Serria Leone .He was into legal gold minning,he has succeded in saving the sum of Ten million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars.USD($10.500,000)deposited in a Bank in Abidjan for security reason during his Business on Gold, before he went on a trip to Republic of Cote D'Ivoire West Africa near by country to our country to save his money for security reasons because of the political problem in our country. Since the death of our father our step mother has been trying to kill us, she has been given us a lot of problem and she have collected every thing from us and now she still need the deposit certificate to claim this fund but I can't give this to her because is all we have to leave with. I am 22 years while my sister Fatim is 20 years old of age we still need to go to school and have a better education and start a new life. Our step mother knows that our dad has such money but she don't know where exactly the fund is been deposited. Right now we are hiding in a refugee camp in Ivory Coast. Our father used my name 'Malik Ahmed'as the next of kin to the deposited fund. And we ran away with the deposit document,so nobody have access to the money now except me and my younger sister Fatim. We need help from you to asist us to transfer this money to your country for investment and who will be sincere to invite us to his country without cheating us or doing bad to us on my arrival with my sister,we are willing to offer you 15% of the total sum after the transfer of the fund to your cuntry as compensation for your effort/input. Please mail me urgently to know your stands before looking for help elsewhere, you're the first person we are contacting in this isseu. Please permit me to ask, can you honestly help us as your own people and can we completely trust you? We are kindly requesting for this vital information from you if you agreed to assist us out of our problem: (1) Your full name (2) Your Personal telephone number and fax(3)bank informations so that i will forward it to our late fathers bank to comence the transfer,I will also want you to tell us more about yourself in your reply to our letter to you. Thank you for your signify interest to assist me and my sister. Hoping to hear from you soon. May Allah bless you and preserve our friendship in good faith. call me on +225071***** Best regards Malik And Sister (Fatim)

^^ I thought that above was a mixture of Somali and Sawahili! I must have been wrong.

^^ Where, how and when did they get banned? I'd like to see that thread so that I learn a lesson from their mistakes

You're too uptight, Xan (as in hon and not gossip). Kids on the site? Here, look at this:

^^ Her spraying her hair with perfume is understandable lakin adigo maxa kugo khasbay? Modern girls! Pfffffttt.

^^^ My advice wont be that good or practical for you. I shave it all off.

Originally posted by Xanthus: ^^WHy has she got such big head and stomach, could you not find a better one, with better fashion sense! They come in all shapes and sizes, m'dear. I thought by putting a cartoon I'd be politically correct Ah well, you forced my hand

What? What?

X, It is £20 per person. Bah! I thought you all understood why I was asking (new job) Serenity to come with.

X, She knows what kind of person he is. She married him after all and should know what kind of woman he would go for. He likes dominant women that fight when they’re angry. I feel sorry for the poor man. As if one bossy wife was not enough for him, now he’s got a bossy mistress too.

^^^ Twenty each

^^ I was only being polite. Serenity is the one I want to take. Did you know she'll have to pay £40 entry fee? Edit: Zafir, Myself and that girl with the funny name (the one with the Somaliland flag) have been here all week. Neither did a single bit of work. See how good this place is when Val is not here?

Tomorrow. Wanna come too? No idea what that is

^^^ If you were not a married woman I would have introduced you to that lovely invention called Private Messages.

Serenity Don't get all worked up, dear. Let him say what he wants about that clan. At least he'll be stuck with that for the rest of his life. You on the other hand might get married to someone from another, better and less lame clan.

(Dear Deidre ) She’s probably half correct. She knows her husband best and probably always controlled him. Now that she sees him going with another woman it would stand to reason that this other woman seduced the poor and weak man.

^^ He's not coming back. Get used to it, and get better soon. ps Are you going to that Somaliland thing in Ally Pally on Saturday? Wanna be my date?