^^ The team still has problems. The wing boys are rubbish. The manager should really play his fullbacks as wingers and get rid of Babel or play him as a second striker. The two South Americans in the middle both had a great game. The defence didn't have much to do. But the front boys still leave a lot to be desired. (It will be easier in the second leg).

^^ It's ok. I managed to do without her tonight.

^^ Liverpool are controlling that game. Still, they struggle to score. It's the boys on the wing again. They had EIGHT corners so far and only once did they head the ball towards goal! Inter have been rubbish throughout. Edit: Kyut just scored. Edit: Gerrard just scored the second.

^^ You're just trying to attract my attention to your football knowledge. Sorry darling, I have moved on now. Rudy still loves you though.

^^ Hello you You are still young, my dear AAliyah. With years and experience you shall learn to transcend these minor minutiae.

Originally posted by AAliyah416: NG for all you know your wife knows you post here. so dont lose what you have, looking for something you wont get She knows. She reads it sometimes. She's not the jealous type. Did you know that there are a couple of ladies here that actually know my wife and would have dropped me in it long ago? You think I am married to some soft westerner? Mine is a proper reer burco, my dear. She welcomes a second wife with open arms. As soon as the new wife is within range, those arms plunge with ferocious force. Actually, she said she does not mind if I marry again. ps Ayaayo, With your bad flu, the last thing you should be looking at are ugly pictures.

^^ I thought about it long and hard. I now think Liverpool are going to win tonight.

^^ I resent the insinuation that I am married to an islaan. Anyway, lets forget about her for a minute. Her place is safe and she need not worry. Still, there is the issue of this urgent vacancy. Will you marry me? For one night only (call it zawaj mutca). I promise not to lay a finger on you. ps I only chose you for your ball skills. I reckon we'll have a great time watching the game tonight.

I am a domesticated animal, ayaayo. I can't live the life of a bachelor anymore. The last 48 hours have been hell. I want to have a wife to nag me as I watch my football tonight and tell me that the kids have been naughty. I want to ignore her as she speaks and shout at Torres for missing yet another chance. I want her to ask me about my day. I want her to wait until the second half is just about to start before starting an elaborate story about someone getting married, divorced or discovering that their grandmother is a heroin addict. It's been 48 hours of single life and I HATE it. I want another wife dammit! CL, Your products, as good as they are, don't fulfil the one requirement I have. I want a wife NOW.

What, Lily? Are you having your breakfast now? We have to show these people how bad things can get.

^^ You and that bloody consulate

You know these men that marry second wives (or at least threaten to do so), do they just marry the first willing woman they meet or do they have a criteria that needs to be satisfied first? This week, I am ready for a second wife. She must be ready to marry me TONIGHT (either before or after the Liverpool game though).

^^ You don't half talk some priceless rubbish, saaxib!

^^ More knowledge in Islam but none in accounting is really no good either. Asha, Your questions don't make much sense! Accounting is a huge area and not all of it is directly involved with interest! You're only talking about studying the subject but you don't even know what job you'll end up doing! Many of those that study accounting end up doing a job that has nothing to do with what they've studied. ps Why would tax auditing be haram? Remember when you were at school (or are you still there?)? Remember how every once in a while some old man/woman would appear and go sit in the back of the class and watch the lesson in progress! Those were called school inspectors, were they not? Their job was to see if the school was meeting its targets, following national rules/procedures and adopting the nationally approved curriculum. A tax auditor (inspector) is the same. Their job is to ensure that companies and businesses follow the rules and pay the correct amount of tax. They're a pain in the backside and are the most tedious beings alive. At any rate, and without wishing to issue a fatwa on the topic, I personally believe it is about the spirit of the thing and not the detail. You may be working in an area that involves having to work with interest but as long as you're not (personally) benefiting from the attainment of that interest nor is anyone being hurt by the payment of it, I really don't see what the problem could be. Still, the subject has been widely discussed by many knowledgeable scholars and I am sure you will find some answers if you googled. Just make sure you are clear in your mind of what your questions are first.

Originally posted by marcassmith: i like to do many things in my spare time, but i enjoy nothing more than a good book, especially a jeffrey archer novel. i also like working out. Heh!

^^ I plan to insha allah. I am going to help them pack tonight.

^^ Less than ten minutes to go. Here come a full week of being home alone and turning into a total slob. Wooohoooo! I love half-term.

^^ Heh. I never sat through an entire strip-show. I suspect I wont enjoy it if I did. Too Somali, too self conscious and too yellow to just sit there and dribble. One has to keep one’s composure at all times (you follow CL?).

^^ You missed the whole point. Where is Lily?

^^ I wouldn't be seen dead near a strip club. I already work hard on my composure.

^^ Temper, temper young lady. Here, Look at this:

^^^ What is Revolution Leadenhall Street? Is it a night club? Ala..ceeb caleek..uuf uuf This shows my age, does it not? I'm the ALL NATION generation. ps North, please do. The idea of a maid sounds nice but I changed my mind about Sharjah after you reminded me of the traffic thing. Still, if it's worth it I don't mind. What's a little travel when you're living good.

Lunch at this time? Poor you.

^^ It's Friday, Lily. Cheer up.