Ibti, leave Max alone. She's got a good head on her (figuratively speaking of course ; the real one is probably just a high forehead like the rest of us). P.S. The word 'perpetually' is one of my favourites too.

No Sayid. I hadn't read the book by then. Anyway, I was talking about a Somali book ninyaho. Don't confuse Juxa even more.

Heh@Sherban. This would have worked last week. But now we all know better. We saw the Mossad using fake passports to enter Dubai. (I am only teasing, saaxib. Don't get all serious now). Edit: You were born in 1988? :eek: Bloody student.

Originally posted by Maxaatiri: You two sound sexually frustrated...you shouldnt confuse platonic feelings for sexual ones. Surely that would be sexually tangled/mixed up/confused (but not frustrated). After all, you’re all single you can't possibly be anything other than sexually frustrated. Anyway, as I understood your words it's all about being married, single or whatever. As long as no one starts pointing and laughing, right?

The student part.

^^ I don't believe a word you say but I agree with you.

Juxa, I'm talking about the book written in Somali. I'm not talking about the Black Mamba Boy one. Don't get confused and go looking for a one-eyed woman in the wrong book.

Ibti, I'm on page forty of that Somali book. Nuura is disabled (something wrong with one of her legs and she's got something in one eye - no idea what exactly). Keendiid is a school teacher and he thinks (one eyed, lame legged) Nuura is a stunning woman. I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a comedy but I'm laughing my head off with every page. (I finished that other book. Didn't like the ending).

^^ Like a soldier is known as a hero for doing a job he loves you mean?

^^ Shouting Qardho three times usually does the job.

Sherban, I thought you were supposed to be a security guard! Are you a journalist now? CIA broadsheet?

She looks nothing like the plump woman with hijab on that people used to post the picture of on here. Were there two Canadian women kidnapped in Somalia? Good PR at any rate.

Originally posted by General Duke: NGOONge, did the man not commit Zinnah with at least two other women, let's give him the first Yemeni as his wife, the other two could not have been, thus according to the law, should he not be stoned or shot? The Jewish guy is as crazy as the women who live with him, his kids have to kiss his feet? Remarkable stuff from the "chosen" people. I was not passing judgment here, saaxib. I was simply informing Sue that 'stoning' does not take place in Saudi Arabia anymore. Now it's either lashes, jail sentences or the sword. At any rate, looks like the man either has a very good lawyer or very powerful contacts.

The citizens have heavy guns? What is this, the TFG?

^^ Liverpool will finish fourth, adeer (two points behind Arsenal). Yesterday was another one where the supposed 'top' guys of Liverpool did not perform. It was again left to Carraghar and Lucas to be the two outstanding players on that pitch. If Gerard, Kuyt, Babel and Macherano were on thier game Liverpool would have easily beaten City. I don't criticise Maxi because he's still new and can still use that excuse for a while yet. Torres didn't get any service. If Chelsea don't go on and win the league Anceloti should be drowned in the bloody Thames.

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: Dunga is 120% right in not including Ronaldinho in the Brazil team. Cheeky back-heels and nice controls aren't what you need to win a World Cup. Ronaldinho wasted several good opportunities in the match against Man U. He kills the pace of the game and will be bad for Brazil's quick counter-attacking style. He is not needed. Give me Ramires or Diego over him. This is why the great Lucas is going in his place.

The Zack, No he didn't. He saw a news report saying one of your guys (no matter how you distance yourself from him) saying he arrested the woman in K5 and all Ayoub did was ask your opinion on this. He might have been up to no good when asking the question lakin macawis aad ku dhagtid kumo siin. Adiga dhinica xun hadalka o qaatay, saaxib. Dajiye, ceebta wan wada leenahay adeer. Waxba ha is fogeen. Islaanto waa eedada oo ado taagan ba lala hoos baxay. Marka farta yaan la isko fiiqin. We all smell of the brown stuff on this issue. Wax is dhaama meeshan ma jiraan. Adigu suaashada waa in ay noqoto 'Riyaale ma ku raacsanteheen woxo sameeyay mese maya'..dee Ayoub waaka kugo yedhi maya..maxad la ooyaysa marka oo qabyaalad o badalaysa? SOL kuftaan iyo xagxagasho way ka booxda..lakin nin caaqil ba lala kuftama (adigu waliga caaqil ban kuu haystay, ee maxa hada ku waalay?). Che, meesha ka bax..

^^ War saaxiib sheekado dhaaftay badow yaho. Wax fahan. Anigu markayga hore ba A&T ban raacsana. A&T said what he opposed without all this qudhuunland nonsense or the stuff your wrote in the last post, saaxib (though he almost give up on the struggle in his earlier posts). Zak, did you see Ayoub say he was with Riyaale in any of these exchanges? Did you even bother to ask him a direct question? If you start by making it a tit-for-tat dee hala yaabin hadoo wax iska celiyo.

Originally posted by Dajiye: Look you are reduced to quote an insane pay out who just happen to be on other side of the fence(ofcourse as a receiver of the victim.) What would be your reaction if the Ethiopian highlanders would recognize your Qudhinland? In this case also you would hand your daughters and sons over to them as an ONLF terrorist, after the drug takes its effect. It appears having you guys in Somali society means a lot of downsides and no upside. Check it by reading the enormous number of letters published in this subject( including those jailed in Jigjiga). However I am sure you have done so but being a stubborn idoit you will not admit it. Dajiye, Xaaji Xunjuf bad iska noqotay, saaxib. Here you are telling Ayoub that this Abdi Ilyas person is a Xabashi stooge (and distancing yourself from him) yet you want in aaad khasab Ayoub iyo Riyaale mid ka dhigtid? You're turning this into a serious clan problem, saaxib. Do you really think it is?

Originally posted by Benson and Hedges: ^ I read this 4 times to understand your point. I am still confused. I see your point. I read it too and I am confused. Adam, sorry mate. I'll try to think things through and pick it up on a different thread where none of this revert nonsense could confuse matters.

I knew this thread would meet with your approval. Now where is A&T? Castro, fair enough.

^^ You say they didn't pay the taxis and you quote an article that accused them of armed robbery.

Any of you changed their minds since? I know I did.

^^ Saudi's don't stone. They only lash and sentence to prison. You're mistaking them for Al Shabab.