^^ And THAT is why I hate it, it's effect on women.

Hatrick. 4-1.

Waa Somali. Somali maaha. Wa nin waalan. Kow ka siiya. Waa sheeko raggo na waa bila shaah. I truly hate Crime Watch.

First half over, 2-1 to the Argies.

^^ Two already.

Hard to predict what England will do. It's never about game plans with them. It's all mental. They could beat Algeria by seven goals or they could draw again. England, innit.

^^ Are wheelbarrows banned there? Man fahmin!

^^ How did the expert secret service of the Galkacayo police foil this daring wheelbarrow suicide? Dee naga daa, saaxib.

^^ A suicide bomber with a wheelbarrow? ....dee naga daaya! Maaddeey, Ma hubta ino inadeerkay yahay? Mala waa reer Hargeisa or even from the other part of Burco or even (which is worse in my racist opinion) one of Siilaanyo's nephews? Inadeerkay has to be from my noble and heroic jilib or else all Somalis are my inaadeero. Wax fahan.

^^ Reading the link that Cowke posted and looking at the pictures, how in the world is that girl a suicide bomber? Where is she going to stick those rockets, saaxib? Wax macqool ku hadla dee.

^^ I read that site but I don't always agree with their analysis, saaxib. Besides, on that Ivory Coast thing, I told you how the game was taking place DURING the game, not after I read some tidbits from a website. Kubbada baro. nuune, I said South Africa were rubbish. Wax fahan.

^^ TalkTalk is a UK phone company, saaxib. Like you, I have no idea why Maaddeey mentions it. Maybe TalTalk gives free calls to Somalia which in turn will stop the wife from bothering you with her stories. Arr wadaadadan celmi badana! Wa waxay min wada afar o qabaan.

^^ War daa..he's the only one who seems to care about the team he's supporting in this world cup (though he's wrong about 'the beast').

I advice most of you to read Zonal Marking.com..it's a very educational site and would help with the basics. Iska wada...

Still reckon Spain will do well in this world cup. The Swiss played really well.

Even though Spain are losing so far, this is the best match of the WC so far.

^^ Plus Jacaylbaro is already on 'sasab mode' and has changed this signature accordingly.

Seeker, I have a soft spot for England but I am not too bothered about their results. Spain all the way, dear.

^^ War the BBC says they are based in your part of the world and not South Africa. Wax ween bay ka dhigeen.

A&T, did you visit the North Korean's base? I hear they're not based in South Africa.

Though I expect the US to go to the second round I'll add a simple condition regarding Slovenia. If Slovenia come with the same style they played during the playoff against Russia it is bye bye USA. Seeker, nothing to be sour for dee. I'm just telling it as it is.

http://www.vshare.tv/live/400272/ATDHE_NET

^^ He makes predictions even whilst watching games, saaxib. Did you not see the picture I showed him with eleven men behind the ball? He still argued. I told you Norf is our very own Walcott. Ciyaarta ma eego, kubbado eega.

Chile are good but it's not hard to be this good against a team like Honduras. However, the way Chile plays will not work against either Spain or Switzerland. Don't count your chickens too soon, boys. Chile might not even make it to the second round.

^^ As long as Spain has Xavi they shall not falter, saaxib. Heck, even you could play upfront and score for them.