^^ I, of course, bow to your superior knowledge on this subject.

He's trying to write her a cheque but the cow wants CASH!

^^ Random Somali men or just YOU?

يخبط؟ اموت انا بجمال الكلمات

Bluelicious;849825 wrote: You're a gullible fool who believes anything his feminine master NGONGE tells him. It's not the first time I see you acting like his slave. In case your narrow mind don't know me i'm a woman. You don't even know me on this forum so don't act like you do shut up and go buy yourself a pair of brains to think for yourself instead of judging people you don't know! Wyre - These two don't act like the other elder people they are immature toddlers who have tea parties in here and gossip and chat like women about women. Can't you see i'm the highlight of their day. They are so boring that I need to be the subject in order for them to get excited. Jacaylbaro - Hello, the coolest and funniest elder man in this thread Chat like a woman? Gossip like a woman? I think you're mistaking me for you warya! awful awful imposter.

Carafaat;849771 wrote: Who says Farmaajo knew the theory. Have you read his thesis. Sxb, Shariif doesn't know how to manage a process. Just look at this whole constitutional farce. Even you admitted the process was managed wrong from the beginning. I did. But Sharif has been in the kitchen and felt the heat (as rubbish as he is at it). The one you champion has only done the theory (like Farmajo, regardless of reading his thesis or not). So, tell me, what sets this guy apart? What's his unique selling point? p.s. I don't oppose the guy here because I know nothing about him to be honest. I merely ask those who champion him to explain their support.

^^ I don't have her number. I already told you I didn't even know if she was a real person or just a lovely script. only ibti and malika know her (or at least I think they do).

Edit: I have nothing to say now. Err..any news of CL?

Where is Jb when you need him? There is an OPEN GOAL there! :D

^^ Only the other day did I ask another SOLER for help with the closing words "I have lost your number". Didn't go down well there too, you know.

Heh.

^^ Oh you silly woman. They have stuff or that you know. Grey hairs are not as shocking as they used to be.

One, two princes kneel before you That what I said now Princes, princes who adore you Just go ahead now One has diamonds in his pockets That's some bread, now This one said he wants to buy you rockets Ain't in his head, now This one he got a princely racket That's what I said now Got some Big Seal upon his jacket Ain't in his head now You marry him, your father will condone you How 'bout that now You marry me, your father will disown you He'll eat his hat, now Marry him, marry me I'm the one that loved you baby can't you see? Ain't got no future or family tree But I know what a prince and lover ought to be I know what a prince and lover ought be Said if you want to call me baby Just go ahead now And if you like to tell me maybe Just go ahead now And if you wanted to buy me flowers Just go ahead now And if you like to talk for hours Just go ahead now

^^ Steroids will make his muscles bigger but he'll only end up like Pele (if I got your drift).

^^ What sort of interesting, Malika? (wcswb).

Carafaat;849683 wrote: No, he has run a faculty. That is more management and governing experience then most others have. And besides he has (academic )knowledge on governance. He knows the theory? Farmajo knew the theory too and look what happend to him! Marka, what makes this Samatar person better than Sharif who has been on the job (and did the practical) for more than three years?

Carafaat;849614 wrote: From August on Somalia will need to stand o its own feet, build a system of governance and admin, pass laws, set up judiciary structure, a real foreign policy based on geopolitical reality, central, regional and local administrations. It's hugh daunting and complicated task. No other Somali (candidate) has as much knowledge and experience on this issue then the Professor. Those who oppose him should atleast mention their candidate of choice! Did he run countries before?

^^ That's because he probably thinks the Man U players are better looking. Heh.

^^ Heh. Blue got upset because of my simple words but I would really love it if he got upset about pretending to be a woman.

^^ Forget mya jaariyad and learn how to make simple laxoox so that you don't miss Somaliland anymore, badow yaho.

^^ What do you think?

^^ Ma adiga bixiyaay or did the big tree do it, o little branch? If you're tired, I wonder how he's feeling! (then again, scratch that. He's probably relieved that he managed to ship them both out. Mabrook again).

Bah! I saw the title and assumed it was one of A&T's stories....

Carafaat;849564 wrote: This is what I eat on daily basis voor lunch and breakfast. Ngonge, you see there is no somali makhayad here like everywhere in uk. Most people here make their 'laxoox' at home. Come on now, Carafaat. Somali "cusine" (though I stretch the point here) is as easy to make as beans on bloody toast. Wax fahan.

^^ A crush where you "can't imagine myself with someone that don't speak Somali or don't get Somalis jokes or cultural nuances"? What impure thoughts did you have about the innocent Bengali warya? I was under the impression you were getting birds circling your head, butterflies flying around the room and waterfalls cascading in the background whenever you heard her voice or looked her in the eye. Ileen qodhon baad ku fakaraysay, wasakh yaho!