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  1. well im actually in da uk, and rayzak came here for promo. so thats how i heard the song, and i fell in love it at once! And one of mah cuzins send me the Cd over, at least thats how i got it, via via, maybe u should try that as well!
  2. Tevin Campbell! So next artist gotta start with L!!!
  3. Hey did any of u guys hear that song Keyan and Rayzak sang togethor, I think it's called "Hey love". I just think it's really massive and maybe they should try to come in the mainstream R&B wit it. I played it for all my friends somali/non somali and they all said it's off the hook! But hey maybe that's just my opinion. Did you hear it and if yes what do u think of it?? + Are there any other somalian artists dat need mentioning??
  4. Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "see this football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is ridding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the foolball, yelling "Nah na nah na nah". The little boy gets mad and points his bike. " See this bike. This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!" Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, point at his private parts, and says "You see THIS? only boys have these and your mother can't go buy you one!" The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl "Well what do you have to say NOW?" So she pulls up her dress, points her private part and says "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
  5. A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE
  6. no offense lovely but ur jokes are really way too long..but they're still funny though
  7. The shi'it ppl are rising and shooting against their owwn ppl. This was the intention al along, u know as the famous american saying goes "Devide and Conquer". Walahi I hope those *******s get what they deserve...which they will insha allah! I heard that the Syrian President said if they take over Iraq there will be seriously concequences and World Peace will be definitly over so ill say its just a matter of weeks or a month the most...I hope it wont come to that but maybe it's what the world needs because the Western population had too much reign for too long Allah belss you all and keep on praying for our Arab brothers..that's all we can do
  8. welcome to the family! And hey, u should post a real chair crasher to start off with aight
  9. HE: can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face likeyours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like yours!! HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share!!! HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! HE: Your face must turn a few heads! SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!!! HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go and see a film? SHE: I've already seen it!!! HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
  10. Ancient Chinese Torture A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young,beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."
  11. I noticed that many guys would sooner go out with a girl that is not wearing a hijab than one who is. Even if two girls in town are walking together and one is wearing it and other is not, than guess who they'll be looking at. I'm not saying this should be a bad thing but it does seem like Mali boys are running away from girls that show their diin and act it as well. I've seen many girls who will take off their hijab because "they want a man!" I mean it's insane that they will not get equal attention just because they're doing what allah asked them to. Please dont think i wanna critisize anyone by this post ór I'm a sista that's being treated wrongly cuz I myself dont wear the Hijab, but it's just sumthing that's been on my mind for quite a long time now and sumthing me and the other gurls having been what do u think. Hijab or not Hijab
  12. I live in a place called Leicester which is not very far away from London but the thing is, even though its quite boring, I wouldnt really wanna move away cuz it's a peaceful area...well at leats to me it is
  13. well then ive got sumthing to say...Im a new nomad and a lil lost in this site...anyways just wanted to ask why do guys show more interests in gurls not wearing the hijab, than gurls who do...shouldn't it be the other way round cuz she looks more respectable??
  14. Hey everyone can say what's on their mind it's not only for the sistas...dont mind the topic! Hey it's about u guys for god sake!
  15. sorry ill keep a tighter lid on these rushy fingers of mine....but hey sum thing are worth the while
  16. One of mah friends dumped her boyfriend a while ago, he was really one of the sweetest fellaz u could ever cum accross. And instead she got back together with her ex who is really a son of a b*** he treated nasty in the past and done really horrible things to her. I got confused by this cuz i mean why do we gurls always want the bad ones that dhulka nagu jiida and how cum we take the good ones for granted. Just think about u always want sum1 who u can argue with and will do u bad but the other u call just a nacads or a waste of time!! Now wazup with that ladies :rolleyes:
  17. nafta

    I See You

    A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
  18. What is worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?? Getting fingered by Captain Hook! :eek:
  19. A man steps inot a shop and walks to the checkpoint. He sees a fine lady standing there and asks for a leaf. The lady looks surprised and asks why? He answers that he's going to ball and he's going as Adam. Well the woman says okay and gives him a small leaf, here on answers the man that it's too small. The woman gets a bigger one and he still says it's too small. Now the woman grabs a leaf of a leaf the size of an door and gives it to him, and he answers it's still too small. The woman gets really angry and ssys "well if u got such a big one why dont just slinger it round ur head and go as a pertol pump!"
  20. Hello family! I got sum few of mahselve so here goes.... "It's easy to hate but it's healthy to love" "It's better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not" "Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can read" "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none" Well dats actually it got them all from famous proverbs
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    Hey ppl ur talking bout all the heartache it will cause and this n that, but how bout all the happiness and comfortness ur feeling when ur in ur relationship. All the thoughts and opinions u can share. Personnally I think it's a wonderful and emotional thing to have but really ever1 got his own personal views u know. But hey if ur so upset whith all this western shit why dont u just tie the knot then....well one thing for sure no more heartaches there right...and u get a woman who does what u tell her to do