Looool Saak waan iska qoslaya- I woke up laughing- no idea why. Tired and laughing. I treated myself to yummmy junk breakfast haada and weli xidiigah ayan tirinay!! ko, labo, yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiha. SalamAlikum peeps

So to Conclude it depends on the punctuation so maaha; a women without her man is nothing. Now punctuate it to suit your view; CL: “A women: without her, man is nothing” Malika &KK: “A women, without her man, is nothing” Now you are all even.

Her Somali sucks iyaad. WhaT did I miss. Wa the habarta cusub bday-igedy, she got so much cake iyo junk food and she makes a cuppa tea every 20mins or so, now I hate tea, overdose! wey kugu khasabi just because she is making one.

CL the other side of the coin is that I HATE with passion women who see men as life line or a bank. Akhaas of all things you can want from another human (man or women) chasing their money is not worth the trouble, you can make your own with so much less problems and more class. This is what is confusing about the "modern" approach, if you are so clever why do you need to rip a rich man off and whore yourself to ugly men just for shoes, holiday and cars. Iiish :rolleyes: Now CL I know you are joking most of the time, but getting his money and men are useless and women are independent and clever does not fit together, something has to give. *ducks It is distasteful and shameful this business aad xayasisiney, wa modern day glorified self prostitution.

GG post on the other section reminded me of something: Xalimo goes to Farah at a wedding; War nag tag, wad na dalikarata. Farah's come back, "haa lakiin also waan ku qabii kara" Nearly fell off my chair"

^^^When you grow up you could be into Jareer, punjabs, farahs iyo wixi kaleab. P.s. JB post only came up now, thought you was talking to me, waban yaabey thinking yarr-tii wey qafifidey. Hoyaad allah ha ku daayo.

^JB I don't talk to myself, laakin I have you on record saying you talk to a "wall" often I spend time with family & friends too, just more time with me. Adigu are you afraid of being alone? are you one of those people who even take people to toilet (either on the phone or the friend is standing by the door waiting) I think those people need help, fear of spending time alone or doing things alone. By the way wa maxey "problems" iyo waxad sheegisa? That is how people get lables you know. Aniga iyo problems was far apart- alhumdulilah, as far as Mars.

Lool @ JB. No more like chilled out, relaxed, I like spending time with me. Qaylo iyo sensitivity iyo frustration iyo anigu are far apart- so far apart you need to catch a plane. Dagal iyo cadho badan, iyo anigu wa 5hrs drive apart lakin

^^^Well I don't have balls, I am a girl (adigu maxad tahey?). AND since you are old enough to be my daughter(You are seeing things where else have I posted and addressed you?), anyway here is a motherly wisdom, you will learn things as you get older, but to help you on the right path, don't drop out of school, drop the attitude and read a book. Otherwise you would be 18 school drop out with a baby by a "jerrer" junki. :cool: Nuune, wa kuwagi aad ooran jirety wa bislaadiin ee qabso P.s. No one mentioned puntland dear, again you are seeing things, including the green-eyed monster. Shidanka iska naar.

Val, HAHa no it is just that I've never been a social butterfly even in my young days, I don't see how I will at the age of 40 be jumping around and missing the last train home. I am far to boring, calm and too tired for that haada! Malika- he is dying to live (2PAC style) I hope he makes it- look at wuxu chemical isku qasey!

Nuune, educate her probably will ya, she is the future. It is always so sad when I see Somali kids on the jarareer this and that and the other path.

CL and the rest will never agree because the take off point is not the same. CL: Men & Women dont have different roles in the house, therefore they share everything equally- work, kids, cooking, cleaning and everything in between. Therefore if she cooks, works and looks after the kids 3days a week and he does it 2days a week, he is under performing and she is going way above her pay cheque in the marriage. The rest: Women run the house, so if they guy drops in and helps with "THEIR" role, then that is something to appreciate as they are doing their ROLE and more. (But if the women works- (and therefore helping in his role) does she get special treatment? ) P.s. You can all thank me later.

JB is the only 40+ Somali person I know that still parties like a rock star. Anigu if I live till 40+ I am going to sit quitely in the corner and read books, asagan he is over dosing on chemicals to keep awake so he does not miss a thing. SalamAlikum all.

I was with you till you got to the Naaya part. Ciid kasta good and bad wee leyihin, Somali and otherwise. It is unhealthy and sad if we as Somalis think Somali men as a rule waxba ka siyiah and only few are average with no perfect ones. I sort of agree with KK, but only difference is I hear the "there are losers, no good Somali men, no jobs, yad yad ya" from the none married crew. I think everyone needs a tripe to specsavers. I never come across these losers la sheego, xaagad tagtan ee these losers ku aragtan baal. So my theory is few horror stories aya la buun buun ii ya and now wa the biggest myth. Likewise I hear brothers complaining female kii wuu kibirey and jumanican bey la carinin. lol again a myth based on few cases. All that aside, qofkast gets what they deserve and what they are willing to put up with, no one is forced into a marriage, so there really is no excuse. Pick wisely (what ever race he is, tawakal calallah) and if he/she turns out to be a loser, then replace them with a winner. What is the big deal. :cool:

Juxa, if Maaddey does not end up in the same location as you, aniga ii wad please. Okay I'm off, JUXA GO HOME women.

^^What are you talking about, we are at work till 8pm!!! :mad: Only the teachers get off at 3.30pm, I wish I had the patience to deal with kids.

CL adigu qoof ku dila ayaad uu bahatey. I noticed allt he time dab ayah shiidi or ciid baad isku diri. :cool: The ending is rubbish, Somali qolafatan is as bad as the Jamaicans.

Hooga, jab iyo bah sayiid hiista. The only one on his side-nah waxey dahdey, marka lagu lagdo ee dumarku iyo dummashiida luug ta ku jiidan uu ban kuusoo dhaqaaqi- maxa uu haadey marakas ii dhaqaaqi tarai?? KK you should try it Tiis nice.

Really @ Cadriyad urta? Maybe taada garlic iyo basal baad ku darta, OURs just taste/ smells like xalwad. Are you sure it is NOT FISH you are talking about :eek: cadriyad urta wa xasha.

^^^: D lool Sheh, adiga I know there is a fighter there in you, please bring out the sheh that took the somali guy on the train to court. Dinica kaka qabo adigunna. P.s. I don't know if it is a real daagal, lakin mid walba anigu waan ku jira. As I said ask questions later...tiis the Somali way

Wa maxey daagalku? Maxa iga dambey??? I am on Juxa side. My nature is to take sides and yaan la isgu teegin your person, and THEN ask questions after the dagaal. standing ready with my budh, haye Juxa yaan ku bilaba?

Lol, I am full; just had barris with cartiyad, grilled chicken. Yummy. God bless somalis. Naagta caad iila shaqsa had cold ham sandwich, I did offer but she liked wexida qabobow. Haye.

LOOOOOL @Kow ka sii, eedo. Kab ku tuur. Bidaarta ka dhakar. Belayo. Juxa, shidanka iska naar Don't let digis get to you. (JB refused to tell me his naniis) So I am going to keep guessing till I reach daqaan aan doofin Alhumdulilah.

So strange! Ngonge is the 4th Person to say "He likes it when I am angry" This world really is crazy. :eek: :eek: :eek: JB, you are itching for a fight. Juxa, Val iyo CL Thank you. Ngonge, Nuune, JB baada ku daca and get played by dolphins. EDIT: JB baba kaa daran- JB then you would have a very short life spam- the 3rd Morning wa lagu so aasi laha. Ma ciyaar baad moodey caadah?

Juxa sadly it cannot be fixed that easily. There was cake everywhere, could not even finish my slice!! THE shame. But I did have lovely food iyo Xajji Yusuf Xalwad. I laughed a lot and did some weight lifting too. It was overall a lovely experience. BUT all these things maanta are making me forgot all the laughter already. Since I woke up at least 3 people stepped on my abayah, one of them a SOLer. So SOL baad sheegi eh the whole world ba waan sannifisanah. Shidhouse.