Ibtisam

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  1. Nayaa you are waaaaaay ahead of me, i will not be any of the above, or sell body parts or be anything else which is deem as abnormal :rolleyes: I like my life just as it is, so if you don't mind, go to india or something i am sure you will find someone to give you a hand :rolleyes: p.s. you keep eating those chocolates and cakes and chicken sandwhices and you won't need a kid to ruin your hips (you won't even have an excuse) they will expand all on their own you wait and see! :cool: thats me done till 2morrow. Laters people, be safe and enjoy ur nigh
  2. Davil don't take it so hard hun why are you sad on my behalf... i am not seriously take a chill bill. Addiga C Lady save your pity for someone who needs it, maxaan kuuflaa?? C Lady look here hun... you are trying to scary with "what will i say to my lord when he asks me why i did not put to good use my....etc" yet you have asked me to be a surrogate mother, which is alot worse in Islam as it is commiting many crimes for which i cannot list at the moment. I will surely be punished for being a surrogate mother but i won't be punished for not marrying or for not having kids (if you think otherwise find me the prove??) As long as i don't say it is haram or something which i don't. In fact i just might get rewarded for be returned "unopened" YEs it is nasty....a somali toy boy...akhass
  3. ^^25 is not old and saggy, she is talking baout 70+ :eek: why you want to be married at that age :rolleyes: ^^I just had a nasty image :rolleyes: Must you do that... come please keep it together :rolleyes: :cool: the sad truth is that if you were to do that, you would not only get awaywith it but i am sure they also give you a number of "young men" to choose from depending on how much you are offering! :eek: Devil: thats the truth girl, I'm telling you,... wait and see for your self. Everything is sweet at the start they say. And i am sure even Zafir will agree with me that there are advantages to being returned "unopened"
  4. Devil & C Lady; I don't have a fear... i don't see the big deal in what my grave reads really, either way i'm dead.. what does it matter what it says on their. Also i don't think it is a bad thing to die as "unopened" in fact i can probably think of some advatages of it so i'm really not bothered one way or the other. Also Devil they are nice to you because you are family they show their good side lool just kidding
  5. YEP go right ahead.. knock your self out:D
  6. No she will not,,, it is not done like that anymore, thats the old fashion way hun don't let your imagination run away with you. It is not like in films i work in a similar field so i know. C lady is that so :rolleyes: surely thats not the best you've got?? :rolleyes:
  7. da game?? you thought he was playing??
  8. she did not pay me in money I'll Let your imagination run away with what SHE paid with
  9. ^^you are nasty; Ma cataad qabsanlaahid?? dev sweety redlight dis is an area where somaliz go to show there best assets at that goes for both male and female, ibti is permanent statue there. loool C lady... hhhm aadiga maxa haaben iyo maalin baa kuu diga to the extent you know i'm there all the time either you are stalking me or..... :rolleyes: Sweety don't worry it happens to the best of us, you won't be the first one
  10. Fella val erm erm the same Val?? i think the tables might turn and you will be the fuley running when she sees this. So i'm sit back and watch the show. You digged your grave already dear
  11. I like Aaliya dee pick someone your owe size like C lady. AAliya is polite and too good to answer your rubbish ill thought out questions so yes i am her watchwomen. maxad kaa raabta intaa, daaf baan kuu iiri
  12. lool Devil. I do but then I don't see any “good” untaken ones to balance it out... therefore I have concluded that there were no good ones to start with, in fact it is just an illusion, if they appear good… you just have not court them at the wrong moment or you have not been around long enough… soon the real side will emerge.
  13. waa miskeenad... she did not know people like you were lurking about waiting for such opportunity. So I advise she keeps that door firmly close she though you were all nice innocent people, not the shidan himself waiting for an ajar door
  14. me ofcourse,,, what di you mean who. Who else did you think he was talking to... surely not you
  15. ^^^lool^^ iilla kenya haa erriyaani (that looks wrong) fulaad iska daa. What military?? your ugly suug u mean??
  16. ^^is that in the right thread hun?? What do you mean? the good sex?? if you mean me... then thats not true because i have seen some loosers that are also taken :rolleyes: i always wonder maaxi kuu faalsa
  17. loool: at gun point it seems. teee C lady run away long when she saw you coming. *****, fulladah
  18. You are so nosy! AAliyah don't answer that :rolleyes: JAcay is the ciiyaal of SOL AAliya i think Ngonge is already married Aaliyah, &u've just jinxed his marriage
  19. looks like this thread is back to square one... food! :rolleyes: Jacy thats not food :rolleyes:
  20. loool. Well a guy cloth can't get out of hand really, but a 30yr old women with tight knee length dress in a shisha restaurant is going to make an impression. I wonder why she dressed up so much and he wore jeans and top she had her hair done and everything... I refuse to go back to that place... I found a new place & I’m not telling, so far I’ve only seen one Somali guy there
  21. I though all the money had to be collected before the race :confused: we are still missing the details for one? 2days is a tight run. YEah follow Val advise, don't train anymore or break anything
  22. ^^^loool^^ what part of London do you hail from.... it is a normality in my ends yeah right... more like they walk miles apart you have to watch carefully to figure out if they are together or two strangers on the same road. I swear if it was not for aLL the shouting they have to do to hear each other you would think they are not together. :rolleyes: I don't know if it is special enough to cry about it though C lady I mean really... softy!1 Speaking of strange things. I went out in edgware road the other day (every time I go I promise my self I would never go again!) Anyway I was eating at this restaurant, and this Farah came in with his women (they must have been about 30years old) and they were sitting there among all these younger people (25 below). I found that strange. So here I my question: when is it acceptable (the norm) for someone to start acting like adults, and when has the shisha culture come something people do beyond the teen’s years (the Somali community?). Before you jump me for being an judgmental, I was not objecting to them being out rather the place (for young people to hang out) the fact she looked like she wanted to clink on to her teenage years (the cloths :eek: (she was giving Britney spears a run for her money..) and the shisha thing :rolleyes: p.s. i don't eat canjeelo... :rolleyes: so no thanks
  23. HOw many days left to go??? Don't look so sad, 7am start is in your favour, that is when your body is at its best, got rid of all the waste while you were sleeping and you have more energy. Imagine if it was like 7pm, you would spend the whole stressing by the time 7pm comes you would be exhausted from all the worrying and last min training
  24. Hello. Maahaad so kacadi?? :rolleyes: lazy :cool: Don't be a sore loser Hun, be happy for me I would've been if the situation was reversed
  25. looool I feel so proud of my self, can you tell Cynical lady I beat her hands down please . No I don't need dhaqancelis Also I have finally graduated in the written Somali fro Mujaahid kaa baad caas where is my graduation hat?? p.s. you did not tell me the direct meaning of kaadanaa?? do you not know?? lool p.s. Let's not get into my speech and my habit for translating words directly from English to Somali and landing my self in hot water! /