The_Siren, there is a difference between asking a question for the purpose of knowledge, for there is no shame in the pursue of knowledge and all questions are perfectly valid. Laakin, I think you presented a situation which ultimately paved the way for all the perverts of SOL to resurface. P.s. There is no such thing as men don't come in, in fact they are more likely to come in if you tell them not to. Wa waax waararsan. In any case I’m sure you will learn that if you want to ask something, without the people getting their niggis in a twist, you should hide it and bury it in other large threads such as troll corner or the Male free Zone, a short discussion will follow and then the issue is long forgotten. However if you make a thread, people think meeshu maa maasjid, they’ll be coming back nonstop and taking off in all sorts of directions which you never intended it to go. Serenity: The Siren is very good at sending out PDF of this business, if you are so interested ask her for it, she will be happy to. I am trying to save you from the minds of some on here

^^^Maaxa kuu haaye?? hangover from too much sugar again! Cara You sound like a bloke there, oh and does your washing machine only work with sunlight

^^^yaa kuu sheekiey?? I found it all on my own while spying on my Somalified cousin who just joined facebook. Blessed knows what I am talking about.Weye igu taartey!

^^I swear its true, me and blessed quoted two different parts of one saying. Together they are one saying

^^It means if you want people to talk and gossip about you, get married and sure enough, everyone will come to your wedding. "nacaskii, maadowba, gaaban, dheer, arabicii, ilkaha weye, galoocey, jaaban, iyo tii buurnedy, gaabnid, buurnaid" etc etc. Blessed. I'm sure the grooms, their family and bride were happy to get a free wedding, but in the end, it is the company that gets the most out of it. It is common practice across muslim world, but strange concept to Somalis. Indeed Illahay ha us wada barakeeyo. P.s. You made that saying up It is "hadaad amaan rabtid, dimo" :eek: Just kidding

^^^Probably :rolleyes: and the only one who terms it as "Aakhiro isku xuux-siiska" at that! Shidaanka kuu siita weyena manta

^^^Looks like my spoken is better than yours Lily Hitler?? Nuune thanks for that, can you find the lyrics for waara jir doona

^^^LSK then the company won't get no PR from it. Nothing is for free in life and these brothers poverty is being exploited for advertising iyo PR, small price for paying and providing for barris iyo hilib for a day/ engagement.

^^^No no, don't take it the wrong way, but sometimes you just suprise me in one way, then you suprise me the other way. Diinca aan kuu raaco ayan weye LOL Its all good sis.

I found somali singers that I like. here iyo taan Iyo few other of their songs I'm still discovering. P.s. Did I tell you I don't understand 20% of what the women says. You can do your own guess WHAT?

Aaliyah, Some times I'm puzzled by your responses! I feel like there are two of you in there (AAliyah), fighting, maar baa miida taa kaal diisha and posts her views LOOOL

Ms DD, since you ask what I think. A wise and saintly rich man, sensing his approaching death, called his son to his side and gave him these instructions: "My son, I shall be leaving you very shortly. On the day when I die, and they have washed my body and come to wrap it in the shroud, I want you to put one of my socks on my foot. This is my final request of you." Soon after this, the old man did indeed die, leaving behind his goods and property, his children and his dependents. Family, friends, acquaintances and neighbours attended his funeral. The body had been washed and was almost completely wrapped in the shroud, when the son remembered his father's wish. Finding one of his old socks, he handed it to the washer of the dead, saying, "In accordance with my father's last request, please put this sock on his foot." "That is quite impossible:' Said the man." Such a thing is utterly impermissible in Islam. I cannot act against the Sacred Law. " Despite this valid objection, the son insisted," That was my father's final request; it must certainly be carried out. "The washer of the dead was unmoved." If you won't take my word for it," he said, "go and ask the mufti. He will confirm what I tell you, that it is not permissible. " Holding up the funeral, they consulted the mufti, preachers and scholars, all of whom declared that this was not permissible in Islam. Just then, an aged friend of the deceased interrupted the debate with these words to the son: "My boy, your late father entrusted me with a letter which I was to hand over to you after his departure. Here, this letter belongs to you." So saying, he gave him an envelope. Taken by surprise, the boy opened the envelope and read out the contents of his father's letter. "My son, all this wealth and property I have left to you. Now you see: at the last moment, they won't even let you give me an old sock to wear. When you yourself come one day to be in my condition they will also refuse to let you keep anything but your shroud. Eight yards of shroud are all you will be able to carry over from this fleeting world into the Hereafter. So pull yourself together and be prepared. Spend the fortune I have left you, not for the satisfaction of vain desires, but in ways pleasing to Allah, that you may achieve honour in both worlds." May the mercy of Allah be upon us all. Aameen. What about us? What preparation have we done for the hereafter?? [source unknown, e-mail] every soul shall taste death and it is only on the Day of Judgement that you will be given your rewards in full. Whoever is saved from the fire and entered into Jannah shall truly be successful. The life of this world is merely an enjoyment of deception.' Surah al-Imran(3):185 Imagine our words in SOL will be used either for or against us.

LOOL @ Sheh How are you feeling?? Faheema, just be ready to ride the long storm out baa kuu iidi. Stock up for hibernation

^^Soo roobkiina masosocdo this summer :eek: Ya Allah

^^^Like eating food, and not playing invisible tennis

^^Haye ma af-somali gan qurxoon aad kaa heesh @ Faheema LOOL Indeed, lakiin naaxnu fajacaan. Maaxa qasabad jabtay lugu jibinayah.

^^^ Faheema meesha waax kaa daac qaashadii jaab tahey aad sheeki jirtey.

^^^^ :eek: When going to the mosque, only place your eyes look are your two feet, one in front of the other. I never notice anything till I get to the bus stop or on the bus and some farah makes you jump a mile by asking you "maa buska ayaad raacii or "maa Somali baad tahey" I would like to think they just appeared rather than following women from the mosque. @Faheema. LOOOL, I also had the disadvantage of going to malcaamad where I was the youngest by almost 9yrs. When ever I asked them where they were going at break, they would say shop and leave me with the bags and return hrs later when malcaamad was nearly over with sherbets. Of course the malcaamad was in a church library, nor do I know what happened in those long breaks. I'd like to think they really went all the way to the shops to get me sweeties, bless them. I'm kind of lost with the new topics in this section :eek: Bisinka, I think Sheh will finally start doing some work around here. She’s been given an easy ride for so long.

^^^What changes Obama

^^^The UK is not like that, only the normal people go to mosques, with hormones in check. I mean they are two camps: either those that go to the mosque all the time (i.e. it is their second home) and they are truly blessed) Or we don't get to go to the mosque often enough and when we do make time for it, nothing else is on their mind but maximizing their time. I’ve never seen such thing, Inshallah I won’t. The mosque is probably the one place you can go to get away from the usual qaashabiir and nonsense.

WAIT WAIT, I cannot get past this LINE!!! at the mosque you would see girls flirting with the guys YOu would??? What kind of mosque did you go to?? Are you sure it was a mosque? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh Morning, I'll comment on the rest when I get beyond this. :eek:

^^I'm fine had many things since, lots of chocolates mainly lol

I aint wasting my time till he gets his ticket. I know he will go to Dubia and then pretend he could not get a ticket and then come back. chicken Waaxid. You are all wasting your advise. HE AINT GOING :rolleyes:

Fuuley. :rolleyes:

Nope I'll be just fine, In fact I'm planning on walking for 2hrs after I finish work. Then shooting my mouth off with friends for a bit before heading home. Do you toilet in my plans?? No I did not think so