Ibtisam

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  1. Haye adiga ayaba female tendency show garanya; why are you so stressed over a guy. Maybe you two talk too much, just play football, point out women and keep it cool All this female emotions.
  2. This story was so old, almost 4yrs ago. I think he beat up his wife or something, or he had lots of wife because he claimed to be a beast and they only human. :rolleyes: Loool @ Faheema. Aniguna I was the most influential person in the world before the credit crunch; haven’t you heard?
  3. Too much drama. Just stop hanging around with him so much, clearly he has known you for a long time and still has not realised what you care about or not. I never make friends with people unless we care about the same thing or are at least respectful of our differences; Can't imagine any of my friends ever making fun of poor people in front of me or saying anything anti-Muslim or racist, never. I knew a few people who use to say ****** things like "you are black or Muslim, but you are not like the other Muslims" They stopped saying that when I started replying "yes I am, I'm jihadist in the weekend or not so different, you just dont know me" I think they got scared. If they are a nice person I will tell them why I am offended.
  4. Salamalikum and Afternoon people. Jumca Mubarak I want fridays off so I can go and join the Muslims and have a nice, calm, blessed day. Is that too much to ask for?
  5. LOOOOL @ ohhhh thats so sweet. He is lowering his standards so that means he loves you??"
  6. ^^^You posted the title of a porn movie?? I hope you are joking but just in case I wont check. :eek:
  7. ^^I'd like to think it is just a SOL thing, rather than SOLers! Nag daa. So is the film good or bad film, someone at least tell me that after 5 pages. I read the book, It is okay, she told her story. I like her better than the one on Top Model, this one knows what she is talking about, and she cares- it would seem.
  8. ^^Isku yac, qal yac dhee, maxad ledhey?
  9. ^^Well read what I WROTE and what you WROTE, if we are saying the same thing, then you really need to express it better Hales, I agree it is a miniority, however only bad reactions are reported; you are never going to see a report that goes along the lines of "Today 3,000 Muslims stood in slient protest outside a university where....." It is only the shoe throwing, choas that is reported and we always fall into that trap. How many times have you set in front of your TV and watched some Muslim guy jumping up and down on a burning America, Isreal, UK, flag. Then he shouts, "Death to all the none-Muslims, I kill you" and goes back to his house to eat barris. :mad:
  10. ^^Lool, No, she is vulnerable, insecure and naive. Those kind of personalities only attract certain type of men. She leeches on compliments, maanto oo dan she is repeating “He said he loves big women” “He said I don’t need to lose weight” If you ever see a women who has more than 2 dates in a week, something wrong *ducks*
  11. I dont understand why people feel the need to come on this thread and start a debate. Ya salam. If you wont want to hear it, dont open the damn thread! shiid is that too hard. JB xarata iska ililahi. Every year I say I will make it to one event, never managed to, maybe this year. On second thought I'll just wait till it comes on universal TV
  12. I dont understand: Lady who works here: is 35, has a 3yr old son, divorce, temping (so no job really)She miskiinad and someone told her to join some dating site or another, now her moods are crazy, one minute she is happy and laughing then I see her crying later. She is always meeting some guy after work and comes back with horror story of what he said, did or looked like. I feel bad for her because wa miskiinad but I feel like slapping her too. Haad she is telling me that she is meeting some wealthy white man for the 2nd time, he really likes her and txt/ calls all the time and how it would be nice if he would change his religion and marry her. :rolleyes: :eek: Can't wait for her contract to end before I bit her head off. P.s. 2morrow she will be crying because she found out he lied or said something mean.
  13. Abu Dhabi's top hotel has upped the stakes in the contest to have the most glitz in the Gulf by installing an ATM that dispenses gold bars. The machine at the Emirates Palace monitors the daily price of gold and offers small bars that weight up to 10 grams or coins with customised designs. Thomas Giessler, the German entrepreneur behind the idea, chose Abu Dhabi because of its high-rolling atmosphere. Gold to Go, Geissler hopes, will tie in nicely with the region's traditional ties in gold commerce. The launch was timed well as on the day gold hit a record high of more than $1,245 an ounce source: yahoo
  14. ^^^War the idea is istupid waxid. Adiga laftaado bool ba ku maaqan for having that idea.
  15. ^^^Walahi that made me laugh. Forced out brown style is bad enough, iyaad she is being dragged along, boodka iska tuun.
  16. lol Hey Juxa and Faheema. Faheema I went to sleep with a semi and woke up with a huge one, took pills at fajar, now I am back to semi. do that thing where u rub your thumb Hello to the rest. JB can I use ur old one
  17. Jb yeah yeah. Resistance I already have a hard and demanding job, I came here to breath not tax my mind. I noticed and ignored the underhanded dig.
  18. ^^Adigu when do you work? All the time holiday iyo day off iyo weekend iyo celebration baad ku jirta! Resis: I know, but too much written Somali requires a lot of work from me, then it is not trolling, it is hard work
  19. lool ****** thread iyou ****** question ma finish ma nooqdan. Uuuf. women get a life, outside of this man and leave the poor chap alone, e-mail his family kulaah. wax miya ku dimian hoorta?
  20. Loool @ Reward her with sex! Ma pay cheque baa. Istupid waxaid. Khyr you have your answer, a toss between be old alone and happy or collect pay tokens to redeem from your kusband and slave all day. :rolleyes:
  21. So much Somali in troll corner. Today I can troll, come out, come out trollers
  22. Ramaasad: I think you need a head-butt too, your just compare Mohamed (PBUH) to David Cameron. I agree with ONE of Lazy point, (She is just making it very poorly) which is that as Muslims we tent to give publicity and stardom to people at our expense. These are stunts for people who could not make it any other way, so they think let me do something controversial, pick on Muslims they will burn some flags and attack me in response and I will set. We should not give them platform or legitimacy, now he is going to open a gallery and write on his CV “attacked for my creative and controversial cartoons”. Lastly I find it embarrassing that as Muslims we have been reduce to the level of throwing shoes and head-butting people who insult Islam, Allah or Mohammed. Even worse we become proud of that person for throw a damn shoe or jester and then stand back and say “yeah, we showed them”! Really? More like in a few years kabaha aya inaga damanaya. We have to find more sophisticated and creative way of taking out (I don’t necessarily mean literally) but removing people who upset our interest from public or at least achieving stardom. This small antics which makes more people want to use us as the stepping stone. What has these three people achieved? They made this guy work get in the news, they themselves got into trouble, they made other hateful people aware (who will now republish his work), woke up all the racist who will start the shallow fear mongering of “they are taking over” and lastly the work is still in existence. So really nothing was achieved. If we can find a constructive way of controlling our anger and challenging that anger to building the stepping stone that allows us to avoid these situations, we won’t need to spit, throw shoes or other pointless acts which don’t achieve any results. At my old university, one of our lectures was removed from post after lobbing by the Jewish society after he gave a series of alternative lectures in our Foreign Policy in the Middle East Class. We just showed up for uni one day and he was gone, the people who liked him did not even have time to organize a campaign in his defense. NOW that is efficient results.
  23. A BIRMINGHAM shopkeeper has pleading guilty to selling dangerous cosmetics which can poison the blood and kill. Tahir Mahmood, who runs the Islamic general store Amsons, in Coventry Road, Small Heath, was charged with 47 offences related to selling the potentially lethal make-up. Birmingham magistrates’ court heard the products were either incorrectly labelled or contained banned ingredients, such as lead, hydropuinone and barium salts. The maximum punishment for such an offence is six months imprisonment. The cosmetics were on sale at the general store, run by the 42-year-old, which also sells Islamic clothes, accessories and literature. The products were seized by Trading Standards Officers and tested in laboratories following complaints from customers, the court heard. One woman reported that her eye swelled up after using one of the Hashmi eyeliners imported from Pakistan. Julia Kettle, prosecuting, said that lead found in the products could have a “significant effect” on people’s health, particularly children. “It has been linked to neurological and breathing problems and can delay speech in youngsters,” she said. Head of Trading Standards at Birmingham City Council Chris Neville said: “They poison your blood, really. If you’re exposed to them enough, they can kill you.” He said the products were often found in shops selling to Asian customers, as they imported from countries that don’t have the same regulations as us. Mr Neville added that they had informed Mr Mahmood to stop selling them after the first raid, but he had carried on regardless. Edward Henry, defending, said Mr Mahmood was “profoundly contrite” for selling the products, which have damaged the reputation of his 11-year-old business. “His business is now in debt to £150,000,” he said. “His stock which he bought was regrettably found to be contaminated and has quite rightly been compounded. These cosmetics have been in existence for years and some people desired them.” The case was adjourned until May 28 for pre-sentencing reports to be compiled Source: http://www.birminghammail.net/news/birmingham-news/2010/05/11/birmingham-trader-sells-make-up-that-c ould-kill-97319-26419187/?sms_ss=facebook
  24. Originally posted by Baluug: 45 pounds is like $90CDN, kinda steep but I can afford it. A little harder to get would be the $1000 plane ticket to London. Sorry can't make it We'll make a deal, dahabshill will send the money and add it to the charity account with no commission. I will settle for $200! Tuuji Haada ayan heeshin, and now you are calling me a crook tuug? :eek: Resist It is for charity, and we expect people to contribute more than £45, that is just the start. I am hoping that everyone at least pays £100 through out the night. By no means I'm implying that people will get a business exchange for their money, it is a good cause so I expect people to close their eyes and just hand it over. Ngonge, I want double what you gave last time, I heard you got a pay rise dhee and I am your yearly sadaaqa. I will make sure I bring you some bakhlawa from Syria (or shisha filling?) Nuune Yes I noticed you said you are coming, so I am expecting to see you and your monies. KArl Words have no value, so pay for your ticket first.
  25. Wonder how this did not come up in dear lazy alert!! Lazzzzzzzzzzzzy, this is your department dhee, don't let it go. JB old news, this was a while back.