Alpha Blondy;934937 wrote: there is a bigger war at stake, here on SOL, inaar. there's at least 10 of us here who can take ownership of this site... Pray do tell, is it thoughts like this that cause you to do the ridiculous stuff you undertake? This is a public FORUM sxb. Stop being childish.

Alpha Blondy;934935 wrote: oh yeah? Haatu, you little i-dor chicken legged fool, shenanigans? it was only an hour ago i was tempted to start another thread about Al. are you my script, inaar? Sxb wax isula har. Waxan waa ceeb.

Apophis;934932 wrote: I think it's unwise to underestimate Alpha's intellect, very unwise No one's underestimating anything. We all know he's an intelligent person but it's a shame he has a terrible character and people skills. It's his handicap.

Is she a *****?

Apo, you misunderstand sxb. I never take what Alpha says seriously, in fact I always take it with a tonne of salt. It's just I felt it was about time he was confronted. Che, that's another debate altogether Adam, the guy's foolishness his humourous especially his way with words. I'm still LOLing at his "knowledge-endowed uppity pseudo-intellectual" comment It's a shame he can't concentrate on that side of his "character".

oba hiloowlow;934908 wrote: Al died yesterday to me beri waa Janaazada. insults baaba kaso harey effing Asxbax waaye I know sxb. I thought he had learnt his lesson but you know what they say about a leopard and his stripes.

Apophis;934904 wrote: Yu dun goofed:D:D:D He's a vile character sxb. It was about time someone said something. His shenanigans are getting out of hand.

oba hiloowlow;934893 wrote: yes he is a melodramatic fugitive. waa nin waalan runtii, he needs to visit the Maanakobiyo for rehabilitation. I know sxb. He's a very volatile character. He needs to be checked. Alpha, wax kale lagaama sugeyn oon ka aheyn caay.

Luuq luuq marow, laasin laami ku dhac.

As part of our ongoing series of closely scrutinizing SOL members, this week we look in minute detail at the strange character that is Alpha Blondy (for the last installment Carafaat, the confused secessionist click here: http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/68815-Carafaat-the-confused-secessionist). Alpha has gone by many names and has had many scripts on these boards in the past; in fact he's rumored to have a few active ones now. Nonetheless, although Alpha's current reincarnation is fairly shortly lived, he has been present in this site for many years. Alpha is known by all to be a compulsive attention seeker. Throughout the years he has tried various approaches to get attention. Many years ago (although before my time), Alpha in a previous incarnation used YouTube video to get the attention he so desperately lusts for. For many who come on SOL, personal anonymity is of utmost importance, but Alpha being the person he is was prepared to even sacrifice that in the hope of getting acknowledged by the SOL elite and old guard. From what we have learnt, Alpha was severely ridiculed by all and lost all social standing (in the virtual sense), but he was able to realise his dream for a short while. Alpha's exploits to get attention do not stop there. As already mentioned before Alpha has employed many scripts in the past to achieve just that; one of them being Peacenow. For those of you not acquainted with Peacenow he was an atheist Arab hater. Now, for a person who is a Muslim to employ such lowly methods to get attention is not only repugnant but also vile. But however, Alpha Blondy being the person he is saw nothing wrong with it. He also employed another script by the name Queen Araweelo where he pretended to be a young, successful sister. Although the Somali culture abhors feminine men let alone imitating females, once again Alpha Blondy saw nothing wrong with it in his pursuit of attention. However, after a certain while, Alpha Blondy decided to give up his scripts. Instead of following the rational procedure of letting them die quietly, he decided to create a thread parading what he had done and to ask for "forgiveness", once again all for attention. As a result, Alpha was banned along with all his scripts. It was around this time that Alpha went to Hargeysa. The rumour mongers among us claim that Alpha committed a punishable criminal offence and escaped to Somaliland to avoid justice (we shan't go into the details of this rumour for honour's sake, even though I doubt Alpha deserves even this). Whatever the truth maybe, Alpha has spent the past couple of years in Hargeysa and it was during this time his current incarnation was born, and true to form, the current incarnation is a serial attention seeker. But what makes this Alpha different from all the past scripts is his use of new and absurd methods to achieve his elusive goals. Alpha regularly resorts to addressing himself in the third person and having full blown conversations with himself in his Troll thread. Not only that, but what is seen by many as a disturbing addition to his methods is his tactic of foul mouthing other nomads and verbally attacking them. It is believed that it is only a matter of time before the Admin has to take a hard line once again. After taking stock of all we have observed of Alpha Blondy (and his scripts) over the years, are we right in claiming Alpha is a melodramatic fugitive?

Get a life people. This is pretty funny and I don't doubt he has a fortune teller. Somali rulers have them for centuries and it is as Coofle said.

oba hiloowlow;934808 wrote: Allah dhowr Hassan sheikh Mohamud Culusoow lol at Culusow. Poor man will be known for that nickname till eternity. Waxaa la dhihi doonaa "Madaxweynihii Culusow"

Mario B;934566 wrote: I said it before, and I'll say it again, there is nothing in the constitution that says the Federal Government can't form an interim administrations wether in the Jubboyinka or anywhere else. So let put this argument to bed. What is unconstitutional is for IGAD or anyone else from outside playing the role of the central government in the internal affairs of Somalia. But IGAD isn't. This is a locally owned process which IGAD was forced to support after the Somali government refused.

xiinfaniin;934633 wrote: Gabal, I take it you are vowing to oppose the soon to be established Jubbaland state, not out of disagreement of what it is being attempted to be achieved, but out of envy (for a lack of better word) of those who are leading the initiative. That is too emotional of an argument to be rebutted awoowe. But let me say this: majority of the three regions are on the same page on the establishment of Jubbaland federal state. As always, there will be local opposition ...and they will come on board, eventually. His objection is nothing else.

SP, charles who?

Apophis;934618 wrote: Check your Goldfish memory sxb, I helped Alpha build this thread, you came yesterday. I excluded you for this reason. You reek of negativity. Storm clouds follow you mate PS: Alpha will be back soon

Wadani;934600 wrote: Who r the members of this exclusive clique? The regular contributors dee minus the parasite that is Apophis.

Alpha, you're like that Scottish pseudo-poet who complains about the Home Counties accent being the standard accent. You try hard but we're all laughing at the atrocious noise coming from you

Cam, it seems to me that yo are still "pained" by this episode. You didn't really come on here for answers but you came here to rant which is understandable (and much healthier than suppressing it).

Alpha, does he want to join our clique or something? He's welcome but he must know there are some conditions. Oba, iska soo dhaji xitaa hadduu qabyo yahey kolley wax quman maahee

Remi is an absolute tw@t but some of the things he did were funny especially the one when he sneaked into the French national team.

Alpha, who is this SP fella?

Oba Hiloowlow, SOL's resident simpleton.

Apophis;934554 wrote: She'll be an outcast from the larger community and so will be her kids. Acuudubillah. Where's Blue so I can prove my point? Johnny, lol

Have a guess