Alpha Blondy;915924 wrote: hi haatu, i'm involved in several business ventures and also have my own public relations company. i'm heavy involved in the soy beans industry and will ship my company's first organically made produce to the UK this month. i'm also an expert counsel for the Somaliland Government on social affair and was recently appointed to direct the The Centre for Social Policy a quasi-public institution tasked with carrying out research. in my spare time, i run two small local charities. i'm also heavily involved in the promotion of the arts. I salute you; too bad we don;t know each other in real life, I have 3 relatives right now in Hargeisa going about their busness lol.

Alpha Blondy;915680 wrote: seems like yours has declined a lot ma istidhi? its NOT ma istiri. its ma istidhi. Istiri/istidhi depends on south/north accent...

Alpha Blondy;915944 wrote: ^ Kigali dubbed one of the cleanest cities in the world. now kigali is growing too and its future looks awesome. well done kagame. I have seen it...very clean and safe, but not all that it is cracked up to be. Nearly died of boredom....

Alpha Blondy;915584 wrote: ^ is that your colonialist great grandfather who mated with your masai great grandmother? LOOOOL. come to the other thread i've got a few stories you'll like to hear? you know about maasai? am impressed....

oba hiloowlow;915421 wrote: yeah, warshada balcad is gettin re-opened as well it survived the civil war thanks to the patriotic reer balcad peeps And who are they?

Alpha Blondy;915537 wrote: feeling sort of sleeping right now. i don't know why to be honest. i did sleep for almost 8 hours. what's wrong with me? maybe i'm ill. please advise. Al The heat of Berbera? Or you are coming down with the cold?

Haatu;915357 wrote: They both speak the same and you were right except for the word that I indicated. I'm from neither btw. Thanks! The only others are MZ, Owl-Liyaanz, Mark-A-Bull, the Giraffes and Mum-Giraffes...with the Abdallaz and the Waaq-Worshippers + Owl-Liyaanz forming "those who don't forget the tol" a.ka. tolamoogez... I should have started by saying that I have some cagdheer blood flowing in ma veins...since you were trying to figure me out, you have something to go on!

Alpha Blondy;915348 wrote: is it important you start so professionally with the cheshire cat? how long ago was the cat's handover brief? Since January, but I have known the cat for awhile, about 2 years. He was a colleague and not my direct line manager. He is a cool dude, but I've seen the way he manages others and a bit opaque...a bit disorganize and all over the map, I am the complete opposite!

Haatu;915359 wrote: ma istidhi? What is this q@ldaan speach yaa Oba? Let me translate for you sujuu dh = r in waamo or southern speech; so ma istidhi? = ma istiri?

Apophis;915408 wrote: ^ Naga daa sxb. You're painting yourself as an Auschwitz survivor returning to the promised land when the fact is you could not hack the far more challenging life here[ in London] so you decided to head to a shitty "country" in Africa, to lull your ego into a false sense of achievement. There's nothing wrong with this, many have done it but just be honest about it, at least to yourself. Apo you have a mean streak man...

oba hiloowlow;915434 wrote: naga fuuq waryaa fuq, not fuuq. fuuq is the noise you make when sipping tea...waan fuuqsaday...

Haatu;915379 wrote: "we mjinga sana" Bwana Haatu of Thika in support of Chai ni Kismayu. Wewe wacha upuzi...you know there is google translate nowadays to sawaaxil?

Alpha Blondy;915335 wrote: NO. be more proactive and stop waiting for his direction. let curiosity get the better of the cat. what's wrong with you Qansax? i worried about your lack of effort here. kkk. My idea of effort was to write an ideal JD as a starting point for my discussions with the cat but you shot that down...

Haatu;915321 wrote: I know but it wasn't a 100% correct You must be the worshippers of waaq then coz the abdallaz speak like I quoted...

Haatu;915328 wrote: Waryaa Af Soomaali waan kaa badshaa isku xishoow. Ma Kidogo Kidogo garamgaram ah baad i moodey. PS: the pink kastuumo and ear studs waa sheeko hore. Agah! You said yourself you barely speak Somali? Wtf is garamgaram and kidogo kidogo in proper Somali? Some sort of spice in NFD? Like garam masala?

^dibi dhalay; not dibi dhal waryaa conjugate the Soomaali verb to give birth correctly first. lolest

Haatu;915320 wrote: Ka daroo dibi dhal. War ma ujeedid miyaa afka aan had iyo jeer ku daldalmo? A sneaky attack makes it Haatu 3 - 1 Qansax So far no sawaaxil and barely Somali, just English what other language oo daldalanka? You dream in French or something? Is that where you are heading? Or are you counting the weird vibes you send with pink nigis and ear studs as a language?

Haatu;915316 wrote: *Meejaan waan ka Dusi doonaa. It's just that your job sounds cool. I was imitating your cagdheer accent lolest....

Haatu;915301 wrote: English but I concede that goal Haatu 2 - 1 Qansax That's it? You only speak measly English? And you giving yourself 2 and me 1? Indha adeeg ma istidhi?

Alpha Blondy;915305 wrote: NO! don't reveal anything at this early stage. don't be eager to impress. instead, give the focus solely to the cheshire cat. massage the cat's ego and deploy the facade of genuinely being interested about his life, past employment, why he was convinced to join here. also give some attention to his social life. ask about what football team he supports, speak about the weather but for goodness sakes, DO NOT under any circumstances reveal your cards too early. Great, then I will let the cat look for me all over the office!

Haatu;915285 wrote: What do you do!!!!!!! Agah! Meejaaney waan kabixi doona, Haatu is stalking me :cool:

Haatu;915290 wrote: I am but I don't speak that language. I barely speak Somali for starters, forget someone faraway one C'mon, now you are pulling ma leg. A sujuu who doesn't speak sawaaxil and barely speaks Somali? wtf do you speak? Qansax=3, Haatu=0 kkk

Ok. since you are keeping scores, Pink Nigis Pink Nigis Pink Nigis. Ear stud, Ear stud, Ear stud. Qansax=6, Haatu=0

Haatu;915281 wrote: erm, I don't speak Swahili also, Jowhar isn't on the coast I thought I saw peeps here describe you as sujuu? Or was it Apo?

Haatu;915279 wrote: Apo, I thought we moved on from that 'joke'. Don't take us back. Qansax, yes Apo - no more mingis, pink nigis and niikis lol. Haatu - what do you find intriguing? Some ordinary Somali dude going about his daily business and occasionally trolling?