^ Tell us more about your previous life in the UK? What was it like? Why did you leave?

oba hiloowlow;916422 wrote: akhyaarta iska warama, had a tough day today im gonna reward myself for my efforts with a cold Corona. Wa salaam. What's Corona? Just know Toyota Corona...never heard of a cold one

Apophis;916420 wrote: Sxb stop being a c unt about it and send me the best cover letter you got. What are you, a Jew?? But how does one send a cover letter to an anonymous person in a thread, isn't that AB's point...

oba hiloowlow;916519 wrote: Oba is that you with the bat ears lol?

So what do you say about people for how violence is "normal"?.....

These guys are also great, but they are overdoing it a bit:

And my all time favourite, I want someone to tell me what she is singing to me lol She seems to be saying: dhag miyaa? dhag miyaa? Wher is AB and Apo?

There is also this Somali-ethio duet

The ReMix of Laddaney originally by Nuur Eebo

oba hiloowlow;916208 wrote: Waax and Waadi is what?

Haatu;916250 wrote: Gay And I'm not obsessed. You don't have to tell if you don't want to. Alpha, this thread was dead before I came. Nigis-gate, Mark-a-bul, xaax xuux, all of them thanks to yours truly What is it with you and the word gay; can't you stay away from it even for a day? :cool: Answer the question properly!

Haatu Haatu, where are you? The (wo)man who wanted to know my clan? I will answer with a series of riddles... 1)What do you call someone who inspires a designer to create his/her best work? Think Yves St Laurent as an example of a designer... Ps: Apo and AB, don't answer for him/her since (s)he is the one obsessed with my clan...

Alpha Blondy;916124 wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPO! you did it. 1000 posts! walahi we've made it guys. Apo, haatu, Qansax, Oba we've reached the 1000 point. a big thanks to everyone. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Yaay! Must have been all those poems about the Mark-A-Bulls...

Apophis;916100 wrote: Part 2 Welcome back. to that show you all love interview with a troll *audience applauds* Alpha : *We're here on APAB studios, and I'm Alpha and I'm with Haatu Jones. and I've been conversing with the Mad Troller. And quite frankly -- he's very mad. We're gonna TRY to find out why; so we'll take some questions at this point from our studio audience.* Alpha : *Yes ma'am, please stand and state your name, and where you're from.* Audience member : Hi, my name is Shay, and I'm from New Rochelle and, I just don't understand, why you so mad?. Haatu Jones : (yo, yo) (yo, yo, y-y-yo) Audience member :Like what are you so mad about? Haatu Jones : You wanna know why, yo first of all, yo first of all you can't be askin me no question knowhat I'msayin who the **** is you? Alpha: Ahh, excuse me, Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones! Haatu Jones YouknowhatI'msayin? You can't be askin me no question Alpha It's a family oriented show, Mr Jones. Haatu Jones I'ma tell you why I'm mad, youknowhatI'msayin? I'ma tell you why I'm mad. I'ma tell you why I'm mad. These niggaz is makin funny az hell posts, yunusayin? They got jokes and banter, they got all that shit. Alpha : Sir, please, please, refrain from your foul language. Haatu Jones :And **** is that, who is you to be askin me questions, youknowhatI'msayin? Who is you? TBC...?? :D Continue with Dr Phil in the next session doing the reconciliation and the aha moments...

Alpha Blondy;916095 wrote: the gloom doomed for the bull the mingis started for the bull the pink nigis on the bull the Mark-A-Bulls nikiis'ed the bull And when his pink nigis Was nicked By one named Nick for a niikis-fest with the one named Nicolette the mark-a-bull when into his buul and made of himself a right royal fool

Haatu;916083 wrote: Qansax, it's Abti. But I want to know who you are. I think you're a fellow cagdheer. Apo is jealous of me because he's a 20-something loser who has nothing going for him, whereas Alpha is a reject and a failure both here in the UK and in S/land. So imagine what they go through when young, intelligent, full of hope me comes along. They salivate at the prospect of blowing out my light Hey, easy on Apo and AB. I happen to like them and I think we all enjoy taking the piss of ya... Am not Cagdheer, sorry to disappoint you....

Alpha Blondy;916078 wrote: a small poem for Haatu. hope you like it! a Mark-A-Bull went to Kabul, along the way, he bought a Bull, one day, along the way, to Dhagaxbuur, the bull, came home to the Mark-A-bulls. the Mark-A-Bulls took the bull to their buul. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Poor bull, wtf is this buul, not enough room, dhaanto no, what a gloom...

^ But wait Haatu. If I remember correctly, Apo, AB and myself were a bit confused about your gender, so habar yar maybe? :cool:

Haatu;916068 wrote: None other. Now you go next Oh my; you really are blunt. I guess I have myself a maternal uncle then in the name of one Haatu Should I start calling you abtii?

Haatu;916061 wrote: Qansax, I'll remin you Mark-a-bull And you're right, I'm not very cunning. I'm very blunt. Alpha, I agree with you on Alpha. A criminal he is indeed, and a pitiless merciless one at that too. Just check out his avatar for goodness sake! So you are Mark-A-Bull of the famous Cagdheer clan?

Alpha Blondy;916046 wrote: did you visit the genocide museum? i've always been fascinated by the African mystery that is Rwanda. i even heard the mere uttering of tutsi and hutu is a criminal offense. i can foresee another genocide in Rwanda, its only a matter of time. also radio stations......are they still as popular? LOL....... No bro, I didn't visit the genocide museum, thought it too spooky...it certainly felt like a police state and things were a bit artificial, like something more real was bubbling under the surface....weird country to figure out, too many layers...

Alpha Blondy;916052 wrote: haatu, what's this clue you speak off? i'm worried....... are you playing Chinese whispers with Qansax? and more importantly, is Alpha the topic of discussion? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL abdi iley waa ileyska dadka, waa abahii hormarka, talaabo kastuu qado waanu laa qadna.... Relax bro, Haatu does not strike me as that sophisticated...

Haatu;916047 wrote: Abdi Iley? That's not funny. looool Qansax, you didn't notice the clue I have you Waryaa sujuu what are you on about? You've lost me. Unless you are saying what I think you are - that is what's posted is London with the Thames running thru it and now you are like "take that Qansax".

Alpha Blondy;916043 wrote: Qansax, in time brother, in time..... again, i'm forced to asked to about the Cheshire Cat? what's happening there? InshaAllah, inshaAllah! Sorry, I was so busy I forgot, been overwhelmed with work. The Cheshire Cat wants to have lunch before the end of the week. I think I have done my homework, talked to colleagues in HQ on the side discussions they have been having with the cat and feel confident and better prepared now. Will let him talk over lunch, give him a long leash, not disclose what I know, then tie up all the info into a strategy...

Ms DD;58888 wrote: "The father of supermodel Yasmeen Ghauri, who was born in Canada in 1971, also disapproved of her profession. Moin Ghauri is a former imam of the Islamic community of Quebec. In interviews, he has expressed strong disapproval of his daughter’s chosen career. She is still my daughter, but her actions are completely contrary to the teachings of Islam, he said in one interview. She is doing something that encourages others to be doing bad things. Yasmeen Ghauri has said she tried to become a devout Muslim, particularly after she once visited Saudi Arabia, where women are not allowed to drive or show any flesh. I thought, ‘OK, OK, I’m going to be really religious, I’m going to cut off school, I’m going to cover my head and everything.’ Then I woke up and said: ‘This is ridiculous, I haven’t gone to hell.’ She has contracts with the Versace fashion label and Victoria’s Secret, which makes bras and underpants decorated with feathers, diamantes and fishnet. But her career has damaged her father’s standing in their community. Not long after Yasmeen Ghauri became famous, rivals at the local mosque published pamphlets titled Imam in Hot Water, which asked why a person “who could not even regulate the affairs of his own family” be allowed to provide religious guidance to the wider community. Some Muslims refused to attend prayers led by Moin Ghauri. I’ve been cut off, he said. Yasmeen Ghauri responded: I know he doesn’t like it, but he can’t really change it. I am sure somewhere deep inside he’s proud. " http://www.yasmeen-ghauri.com/talk/articles/model-muslims/ Is she the same yasmin? Nope. Yasmin Warsame is Somali and she doesn't have "Ghauri" in her name anywhere...