Apophis;919831 wrote: You both fail. And now?

Alpha Blondy;919771 wrote: http://soundcloud.com/alpha-sol/alpha-b LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Kkk. AB you Cheshire Cat #2! If you want to know how I sound, just listen to Cali Dhaanto loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

Coofle;919913 wrote: Hee, Would you like to do it...relieve your body desires in Semi-Halaal away (at least psychologically) Khudbo siro is eloping with your beloved to an area where her wali is at least 90 km away..... for muqdisho residents, Cagaaran was the destination for eloping teens. ..... This practice is not common in Somaliland and frowned up by the society....if you knock up a girl in somaliand you are damned and known, if you are in xamar you can always say ""Waan khudbo siraystay"" even if its not true! it gets the job done at least. I think you are confusing mutca (short-term marriage, even for 3 nights ) and a secret, long-term marriage (khudbo siro) with how a girl is married (the actual mechanics) e.g. roormo/eloping (rather than the formal sow-tuug/go beg for her) because you are afraid you might not be accepted by her reer... I should know, my father has 10 girls and they in turn have an average 5 each, so we have had our fair share of drama...

Wadani;919919 wrote: I hear Djibouti is pretty lax with illegitimate pregnancies also. The girl comes home pregnant, and the parents tell her to bring the guy and they get hitched...no biggie. It is called "ceeb-qarin/qadhin" and every Somali clan has it, not just Jabuti peeps. Some poor cousin is usually the victim who does the honorable thing and covers for the girl undercovers...

Alpha Blondy;919882 wrote: Coofle, Khudbo siro waa maxay? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL a secret marriage

Apophis;919755 wrote: Of course. Haatu is a cool kid, he doesn't know me but I know him. Great - would have been better, for an even score, if you both knew each other!

Ducaysane;919725 wrote: Cirkaa la fiiriyaa nooh. ama adigoo kubad ciyaaraaya aa niyada niyada la gashtaa. no early--- spashing markaas kkkk. you want Cofle to be chased the next day ninyahow; that he "seemed disinterested in the whole affair"...cialis I wouldn't recommend, am sure the young buck will "rise to the occasion" (pun intended), just needs to finish the marathon well....and to do that, ahem ahem, I think I told him the best way. Bishops, chickens, iyo wax lamid ah

Haatu;919735 wrote: Good to hear you're doing well sxb. I wanted to ask you, do you have a thick reer Waqooyi accent? This actually gives me an idea. Why don't we all upload ourselves speaking onto this website: https://soundcloud.com/ reer waqooyi accent is great, luv the way the dh/r rolls!

Apophis;919739 wrote: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool. I knew it was you :D! Wait, wait - you two know each other? Kkk you've made my long long day more bearable :D if yes, I hope you professionally respect each others anonymity online...

oba hiloowlow;919747 wrote: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AjtgpQL1PY You are crazy walaahi, just like you avatar!

Haatu;919742 wrote: Alpha, I have a cold so I sound weird. How did you do it? Very neat!

Alpha Blondy;919740 wrote: f-ing hell. you sound retarded. your accent is very unique. i've never heard this accent before. That's cool Haatu, never mind AB!

oba hiloowlow;919659 wrote: Point taken eventhough i googled for some info i found that there is a special relationship between the markabull and the cow-whites. How about Sayid's gabay LOOL COW-WHITE WAA OG OO HADII LOOABTIRIYO WAA INA MAKAAHIIL. not sure about the sayid's gabay but given his other braggadocio in the back and forth with his adversaries, i'd say waa boota soomaali... special relationships always exist by way of xeer/customary law and that's different. two clans can be so intertwined in their social affairs that they even help each other pay the mag/diya half half! where i come from, we have several agreements with other clans, we intermarry like crazy and wont be surprised - like i said earlier- if we claim others as our own and they in turn do the same... this is borne out by the fact that clans which don't have geneological links/same "fathers" with one another can claim to be of the same clan family. a good example is the grave-peeps of baladweyna (xaax-wads-latte) and h-block...no h in the fathers of grave-peeps...but tell the grave-peeps they are not h and they will shoot you dead no? bottomline -there is no doubt about our somaliness, but i'd take the rest with a bag of salt...

*Blessed;919652 wrote: Rahima lol. I know what you mean but we're not supposed to take it literally.. Shukaansiga ha ka jiidhiin wiilka dee lol Wadani / Ina Maygaag , it's magool and beer dilaacshe AUN. My favourit song. She says: waxan kugu qadariya Amba kugu qiyaasaa Qabri hoose mooyo Qumanoow qarnigaba ma noolee Nabi Yusuf quruxdii Qaadirkeenu siiyaa Adna qayba ka wadataa oo Qarykaa ku dhaaftee Yadaa ka amaan wacan ninka lol Awwwwwwwwww! I think I'd run 100km after any gabadh who sang that for me...

Where is AB my !selector friend today?

Cross-posting for Swahili song lovers....

For Haatuoow....Ray C's quite a vixen innit abti? :cool:

Rahima;919643 wrote: ^ I do get it Blessed , just making an observation about that particular animal. I mean honestly, of all the animals possible, an elephant? One of many, sorry, I started this! Many girls called Geenya, the mythical animal....that sounds much better than a she-elephant....

Wadani;919637 wrote: I knew I forgot something. There was a qaraami song "qamarey" with a line qoortaada dheerey/laguqoray cabaadhyada I found it, I found it! here: http://maalmo.com/hees/k/kooshin_qamar-3.html By Kooshin! Anyone wants to have a go at the lyrics? Can't figure the lady in the duet singing "qumanoow"... I am dedicating the song to all the ladies on SOL; am sure you are all gorgeous somali geenyas :cool:

Alpha Blondy;919562 wrote: off the record (Haatu please ignore this) i endured the worst time once, whilst in the OG hinterland, in Jigjiga. it was terrible walahi. i will NEVER forget. they called me dirty names and all sorts of things. they then tried to exhort money from me. i saw some random SLander appear out of nowhere. i didnt know if he was a SLander but he said he was and i trusted him nonetheless. he was helpful because of some ancient duriyada allegiance. he was basically our man in these lands. later that day, after finally leaving my prisoners, i made my way for home. as i arrived in wajaale, i knew i was safe. but along the way to the SL border, i was further insulted and called some really dirty names. but NOT ALL OG's are like this LAKIIN. some of the greatest people I know are OGs. my best friend in the UK was an OG. my ex-gf was an OG. my cousins are OG. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. we LOVE the OGs. God bless the OGs. forever more. Long may the Long-Feet of my abtis Live.

SomaliPhilosopher;919593 wrote: My god, I just came back from a terrible terrible social event! Praise to Waaq that I am getting a new maid!!! Details will come soon C'mon, don't leave us in such a suspense, not fair....

oba hiloowlow;919551 wrote: No idea but my mom's father is from Wardheer Well there are many Hearties where I come from but 99% of the town itself is other people; point is you CAN be cow-white AND from wherever... Many HGs and Maroonzadez especially businessmen in the trucking business have settled in many towns, as far as Lusaka, Zambia so the fact that Zambia is predominantly Bemba, Bantu will not make your grandfather/mum less cow-white and more Bemba lolest :cool: Gosh am beginning to sound like a cow-white myself kkkk defending your mum's cow-white-ness vociferously...

Salahudin;919577 wrote: Wadani, gabdhaha aad tilmaantay somali galbeed ayaa laga helaa un sxb, dhulka kale way ku yar yihiin mana aqan sababta.... Lack of travel on your part? :cool:

Jacaylbaro;919602 wrote: The Somali concept of Beauty: Well, she DOES look elephanty....:cool:

Wadani;919566 wrote: Traditional somali standards for female beauty are: midab saafi ah oo noqon kara maariin ama casaan, cirid iyo dibno (bushumaan) madow, ilko cad oo siman, san dhuuban, waji qorqoran, indho waawayn, qoor dheer, timo dheer oo jilicsan ama jileeca xiga, xaad saaran gacmaha iyo lugaha, waa inay dheertahay, dhex dhuuban tahay, hilibna ay ku yeelataa kubabka, gacmaha iyo meelaha kalee xasaasiga ah lol. Maxaan ka tagay? Fine lines on the long giraffe-like neck - cabaadho/cabaaro???