Haatu;980316 wrote: Wining and dining with the rich and powerful eh ^^you'd be a fool to believe these extraordinary tales of pretense. this is coming from the same guy who once said a goldfish ''excreted'' on his hands and...... because of this mishap he was in dire straits. i'm quite certain he wouldn't be able to differentiate an Igbo from a Yoruba. abti, it takes a certain sort of personality to mingle with the rich and famous. SP-ooow is a liar and a terrible one at. this nonsense he's writing is straight out of ''Half of a Yellow Sun''. caajiib.

Safferz;980263 wrote: What, you didn't know all those PhD holding statisticians, demographers, economists and epidemiologists who work for the United Nations and the World Bank just make sh*t up? are you saying they makes facts up? please make this clear, baal. there's an excellent little programme on the BBC's World Service called More or Less. in the past the presenters debunked eternal truths like.....''there are more black men in prison than at university......and the infamous.....''x% of people live on less than $1 a day''. check it out, inabti.

Tallaabo;980283 wrote: Where are those phones with the dirty underwear? That post was hilarious Alpha;) i deleted. it was little crude.

my garden has grown ridiculously. being cutting a lot of the plants to make space. this is madness.

SomaliPhilosopher;980167 wrote: Nigerians are the most classy Africans it appears... oh yeah? baal sheekada sii waad.

Coofle;980239 wrote: With 160 million units sold,[2][3] the 3210 is one of the most popular and successful phones in history. My first mobile and still the best ever. ^^^not sure about this 3210. this is the greatest phone in the world, abti amazing battery life. 2hrs charge = 3 days use! i recently bought it for the 3rd time last month.

SomaliPhilosopher;980255 wrote: I had caano geel a few hours ago. what's the quality of the caano geel saying?

what's happenin y'all?

Sweden's finest dedicated to my boy Cambuulo. we miss you homez. the struggle continues, inaar. real talk. Everyday you give your more to receive your less. (Why?) I know it's hard to believe that mess. (So) When you get home and you feel depressed.(Just) Put on my tape and relieve the stress And yo, cut the system let it bleed to death Ain't nothing but your mission never leave your quest In pole position - speed up lead the rest They don't need to rest, they need to see we blessed Yo, life is like a tide - shit come and it goes Somebody had to cry cus somebody wanted it so You have to fight to feel the harmony flow But it's hard when the light's both so far and so close So when you fed up, and you tired of life Keep your head up, you'll reach higher heights Yo get up for the time is right My people step up, and shine your light Cus all of the trouble we've been through And all of the evil that men do Makes us harder the struggle continues Come on my sisters and brothers and sing too Feel how the harmonies link you While the struggle continues We got so many things to Say and do now... I know that life hurts. We all need a night nurse I need to write words - I need the right words To come across and make you feel my thirst Without this so called freedom of speech I might burst Transform the pain into a tight verse Sendin' a shout out to all the freedom fighters Throughout the whole U 'n I verse Winning this struggle unless we die first Yo when you hurt so much that it's hard to speak And it hurts so much you can hardly breath You wanna get up and fight but you far too weak Feels like a too long night for your heart to beat They wanna kiss and make up but talk is cheap You'd like to dis 'em straight up cus you're scarred too deep Don't be fooled, recognize the mark of the beast Stay true to yourself and you'll be hard to beat Cus all of the trouble we've been through And all of the evil that men do Makes us harder the struggle continues Come on my sisters and brothers and sing too Feel how the harmonies link you While the struggle continues We got so many things to Say and do now.. I've seen so many different faces, different places I've seen so many people strugglin' no matter the ages From your grand dads grand dad to newborn babies The answer that they givin' is all the same old phrases I've seen the pain gone away with medication And dirty syringes in dirty stair cases I've seen lives slaughtered by dictators Nowadays nothing is news cus nothing amazes I've seen so much that is hard to write But it seems that's just a part of life And the people who make us apologize Is the same who make people starve tonight And when your mind sees no difference between wrong or right And your life sees no difference between dark or bright And when not wakin' up is your only spark of light Remember, we got a war to fight! So when you fed up, and you tired of life Keep your head up, you'll reach higher heights Yo get up for the time is right My people step up, and shine your light Cus all of the trouble we've been through And all of the evil that men do Makes us harder the struggle continues Come on my sisters and brothers and sing too Feel how the harmonies link you While the struggle continues We got so many things to Say and do now.. The struggle continues till it suddenly hits you The biggest one is the struggle within you Kill out the hate that is bubblin' in you Before your mental poverty ends you Can you hear us.........

a suggestion for y'all.

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Safferz;980127 wrote: What do you guys think of my new doormat? ^ this really means come in and soo dhawoow, somaha? you're not anti-social ee baal is deji, inabti. wa ku sidee? calafdoon maad ahayn, horta? i did a bit of home improvement recently and i was very keen to buy a doormat but it was $14....very expensive :mad:. my current doormaid is value for money. she even says hi and soo dhawoow sometimes. love that sort of thing, dee. very homey, you know. ;)

N.O.R.F;980125 wrote: Who are Narco ya Alpha they're a Kuwaiti engineering firm.

^^ who's going to trust you, abti? i mean you're like an adulterous macalin dugsi, calaashan. anyways i'm not an aviation specialist but i reckon i could manage a project like that oo kale, ma garatay?

SomaliPhilosopher;980120 wrote: You have really made a presence here Alpha. You are the de facto King of SOL ;) saas miyaa? waayoow, abti?

Wadani;980094 wrote: Not hadii ninka iyo naagtu ayna isku qornayn oo u ninku soo shaqeeyo. It's a dishonest way to live, but a lot of these families are doing ok money wise. Enough to build homes back home and drives new minivans lol. ^ this! somaha, dee? + 1000 abti, naagta wa lo shaqeeya waana laga shaqeeya, ma garatay?

^ you'd still be a laan gaab?

somalilandsun is a joke.

what's happenin' y'all? being a busy day today. 1st of the month y'all. whose still waiting for their salary? apparently 700,000 in the US. whose paid all their bills but still owes two month's bills? whose an empty envelope waiting to be sealed? whose life is an unopened fizzy Sprint bottle? 1st of the month, abtiyaal?

thanks for celebrating with me y'all. it's been a nostalgic trip down memory lane. i'm always here to lend a helping hand. feel free to send me a PM with the subject heading: Request for Advice.

^ what does the shiekh advice on the 'bit on the side'?

Wiil Cusub;979961 wrote: Waad ku soo sacsac day ee iskaga kaalay meesha ilayn cudurkii lagu qaadsiiye shirkii beelaha galbeedka ee degmadda Agabar muxuu ku dhabeeyey, abti? sacsacnimaadi ma iska saarteen, huuno? kolay lacagti baada waali wa la idinku leeyahay eh. ;)

what's your point inaadeero Arafat?

abti, it's not the numbers that worry me. its the lack of family planning, really. 3 wives producing an average of 5 kids each is better than 1 wife having a litter of 15 kiddies. 1st wife should ideally be maximised when you're in your 20's. second wife for the 50's and........... finally the dessert, which is a beautifully crafted 18 years old reer miyii chick, with a strong physical disposition and a lack of expressive mantras for those golden ''Autumn of life'' years. ceesh caala.

Naxar Nugaaleed;980053 wrote: Congrats Alpha and Good thread. If you wanted to build a retreat, Would you do it in Berbera or Laas Qoray? NN, abti, marka hore, thanks for your congratulatory hambalyos. secondly, are you serious with your question? caajiib, ya? abti, of course i'd build in las Qoray. why would i want to build in Berbera, when it's already in the bag? forget a retreat, ma garatay? i'd build a wire fence that stretches as far as the internationally recognised border with Puntland. maybe, i won't need to do that, it's already deserted, so i'll just take the entire city. balse, Las Khorey is a great city, walle. i had the pleasure of going there once in 2011. it's people are just fantastic. it has a huge potential ee Garadada uu sheeg inay tageeran qarannimada SL Republic, abti.