Alpha Blondy

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  1. but you're supposed to know everything and all knowledgable. your previous advice was sound too. are you feeling hurt and victimised after the witch-hunt. you know you're cool Apo. LOL
  2. Apo, i'm disappointed with you lack of answers. WTF is wrong with you man? doing the accounts tonights....it seemed fairly striaghtforward at 6pm HCT but now i'll be lucky to get pass the first stage.i'm pulling my nappy hair texture out of their places. crazy times....pure madness LOOL.
  3. OdaySomali;891723 wrote: Accept my apologies Apophis if you've been insulted or unjustly treated by what has been said in this thread; that was not my intention. Would you like me to have the thread deleted?... its your call. hear hear! Apo is an up standing citizen of SOL. LOL
  4. OdaySomali;891718 wrote: That is your decision to make, but the name-calling was out of order. a simple yes or no would've sufficed. i will edit at once!
  5. OdaySomali;891709 wrote: Alpha cut out the vulgar name-calling... that's uncalled for. And there is no reason for you to be insulting Bantus or any othergroups/person for that matter. since apologies. i thought the politics section had more leniency? yes, of course, would you rather i edit my vulgar name calling tirades?
  6. glad to see your swift arrival. was your grandfather ever in the King's African Rifles? LOOL couple of questions; 1. i'm planning a trip to Bosnia to pay my respects to the victims of the srebrenica massacre. have you been before and what would you advise on bosnian codes of conducts whist bear hunting? 2. i have a very important social event on the 29th. how early before giving out the invites? also where can i source ferrero rocher in hargeisa?
  7. ^ you, my friend are a kenyan whose ancestors gave the world a multitude of things. i know some aspects of your culture, having read the book 'the river between,' and of course conversed with many a kenyan. my conclusions: kenyans are very nice people and i count many as close personal friends. p.s -leaving this section, mate. care to join me for an evening of canterbaqash. LOL
  8. kulmiye campaign leaders gathered around a few kulmiye hot-spots around h-town late yesterday evening and were giving out free t-shirts and campaign paraphernalia. some were later seen campaigning after 7pm in contravention of SL NEC rules.
  9. Xaaji Xunjuf;891689 wrote: Alpha it looks pretty nappy my friend are you sure ur an Ethnic Somalilander on both ur maternal and paternal side. LOL@XX, that pic is not me. i'm a somalilander and count 21 names to the man. LOL
  10. OdaySomali - FYI Apophis;889362 wrote: No need to call me names just because you've started to loose the sophisticated British sense of humour. I mean seriously, what's the point to life if one cannot decipher irony and sarcasm? Alpha Blondy;889380 wrote: LOL@Apo, i'm quite sure you're deciphering a lot more than irony and sarcasm LOL. you're no ricky gervais so naga da dee. markacaadey.com's Af-Somaali section has seen a sizable increase in web hits recently. it seems that the traffic is being bounced around by a distributed network of relays.its even showing Croatia on there LOOL. i mean what Croatian is interesting in learning Af-Somaali and what Somali would be in Croatia even as a transit point toward London. Oba, as you already know more and more moles are operating within these circles. some just read and observe. others immerse comfortably and present themselves as rogues, vagabonds and rubble rousers. the latter to gain a reaction and to ensure a quick arrest LOL. surely, you've thought Apo would have more common sense to realise their precious war on terrorism is at an end and their greedy xenophobic efforts have proved futile. he's not from west london nor is he a students. he's probably a bald fat white man snacking on chips as he indulges himself in SOL's latest offerings. i wonder what sophisticated technologies he has at his disposal and exactly how he ascertains the findings he'll send to his bosses. we'll all need to be quite carefully around Apo, i propose..... perhaps then she/he will be assigned to another more interesting somali forums that's seething to the hilt with would-be-suicide-bombers. i feel quite hurt and disappointed in befriending Apo. this latest intel has confirmed my suspicions all along and i will cease interactions with him from the 17th of Nov. i would also ask that you Oba act as an intermediary between Apo and myself since you're not being monitored and kindly asking him to leave this thread immediately....of course after the 17th. also to stop sending me PMs asking questions pertaining to SOLers who are considered as 'loose' LOL! ----------------
  11. Apophis;891681 wrote: For a man with big (head) brains this is all you could muster?? LOL@Apo, you do realise my hair isnt as nappy as yours in terms of texture.
  12. Che -Guevara;891675 wrote: Apo is an outstanding citizen of SOL and pillar of his community. lets not stretch the concept of nationality to its limits.
  13. Apo has snaky traits. surely based on these traits only he ought to be banned at once. SOL needs a citizenship test for people when they register.
  14. am i the only person with an LLB/LLM here and who is qualified to do this job? baal ii sheega dee? LOL JUXA, i've told my sister about the placement and i'm quite she'll get in touch with you ASAP. she's stuck in a pathetic job and earns pittances ruunti. i told her many times go out there and do voluntary work but she didnt heed my advice. i, on the other hand, was a boy scout, TA, samaritian advisor in post-domestic violence situations. god, my CV is so impressive! LOL
  15. LOL@Apo, is the gun for me to shot you in the head. is this a tongue-in-cheek mockery of my ability to decommission you? EZ E, dr.Dre and now Ice Cube......all this gangtar rap BS. its officially you're Somalia's script. Apophis;891547 wrote: Do it! what morals? you nihilist.
  16. anyways Apo, will you be voting for me in the SOLer of the year award? enough of the tit-for-tit BS!
  17. what nonsense! Apo, i'll have to decommission you immediately! you remind me of the smart alec robot in the film I,Robot who was able to dream and stuff.
  18. Apo, you silly pathetic script behave yourself or i'll pass your log in info to someone else who'll control you si fiican. NG must be right - you are a script but whose? LOOOOOL
  19. dearest Apo, the rubble rousers are all around us and continue to denigrate my sharaf and indeed make fictitious allegations of the worst kind. you must continue on your chosen path of dhexdhexeed and neutrality and never lose your composure to the intrepid fox of the eastern posse (NG, IBZ, NORF, BLESSED and few more scripts remotely controlled by the powerful overlord NG of the eastern steppes.) IBZ spews poison at Alpha at every given opportunity YET deep down she habours deep, intense and uncontrollable emotional attraction to me. i've said it many times before - she's a helga to my arnold.
  20. Abwaan;891383 wrote: And here is a little conversation with the little Xamaraawi. He meets her at the airport and wants to great her: AB = Alpha Blondy YX = Yarta Xamariyadda AB = Walaal Maxaad Sheegtay? YX = Aboo wax ma sheegin, maxaa maqashina? Waxeey sheegtay maa lagu dhahay? Adi xitaa salaan ma jirto?Wax sheegoow lee haaysaa. AB = Dee waaban ku salaamay ee malaha waad i fahmi weydey. YX = Oo maxaa sheegti salaantaa miyaa? AB = Haa walaal YX = Yaakheey iska raalli ahoo, ani afkaa waa ila kakan yahay Cabaar markii la socdey. YX = Aboo gurigeenna inta waaye AB= Ma maqsinkan baad gashaan? YX = May maqaasiin ma qabno, minankeen waaye AB = Minanku waaxay? YX = Ee guriga nooh! Caawa Korontada ayaa naga maqan AB = Ma laydhkii baa idinka bakhtiyey? YX = Acuudkoow, bakhtiyey aa? wax dhintay ma leh, nalkaa naga densan aan ku dhahay. AB = Waan gartay. AB = Walaal guriga si wanaagsan baa loo fiiqay, waabu qurxoon yahay. YX = Intee laga fiiqane? AB = Dee meel walba YX = Ani wax fiiqan ma arki. AB waa yaaban yahay, wuxuuba is leeyahay "waar tolow maxaan Taleexi iyo Carafaat maxaan cashar uga soo qaadan waayey, tan xamariyadda waanba isku wareernee"... To be continued..... LOL@adeer Abwaan of the damajid in your haste to accuse me of being ignorant of xamari phonetics and BS, please remember that 90% of Al-Hijra were of xamari stock. LOL.