Alpha Blondy

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  1. excellent programme. really loved watching season 1 and 2.
  2. leaving work now to celebrate my weekend in style. i got a date later on with a little chick. she's like 17 but that's fine with me.
  3. ^ hear, hear indeed! 5, i was so wrong about you. you're not a self-hating-35-something-year-old-feminist-cougar. your special and one of us LOL. how's marrakech coming along?
  4. oba hiloowlow;894112 wrote: " frameborder="0" allowfullscreen> village was blown up recently. Ahmed is alive thankfully.
  5. come on this was a joke people. where is the sense of humour LOL.
  6. Maaddeey;894114 wrote: ^^ Akhas!. Haddaad sidan cod ku raadineysid, maad Xusbiyada mid ku biirtid!. when the policies fail you must appeal to people's emotions LOL. had al-shabaab tried such policies then maybe today you would've still controlled the charcoal industries in k-town.
  7. It is with sad regret to inform SOL and SOLers I've been diagnosed with a disease of the worst kind. yesterday night, as i made my way from a very important social event, an oromo man and woman appeared before me with what appeared to be a baac with red watery contents. this man, haliam, who i previously employed to collect rubbish, and to look after my garden had been sacked two weeks ago in acrimonious circumstances. he knew my routine and had waited for me where i would be most susceptible to an attack. haliam and his accomplice made threats against my person and tried to extort $2000 from me or that they'll cut the baac with the HIV+ blood open and pure its contents over my head. haliam was presumably exacting revenge for his unfair dismissal. i refused to give into their demands....now the HIV+ blood has already permeated my skin and this morning i visited my local pharmacy which prides itself on its ''imported medicines from europe and other developed countries'' and Rashid Nuur confirmed what i suspected and feared the most - HIV positivity. i'm so sad by my fate. now i can't even leave a legacy behind. my dreams are ruined and no amount of antiretroviral imported medicines will save me. the HIV+ will take effect on my already illness-prone body almost immediately. i expect to die around the 27th of December, three days before my coronation as the SOLer of the year for 2012. if you haven't vote for me, then you must vote for me now, so i can at least die in the comfort that my life was not wasted and that i died a champion. go Vote Alpha Blondy
  8. oba hiloowlow;894076 wrote: +1 RaMpAgE;894074 wrote: If you wanna marry some dhagax or cadaan or whatnot, its your choice, but don't try to push your mix-breeding agenda on us. +1000
  9. AT, i want you to pledge your votes to me and publicly announce that you'll no longer take part in these elections. those 12 votes you received and my 9 votes would give me pole position!
  10. adams, the one-man catastrophe. why must you utter this nonsense all the time. good night.
  11. Apophis;893983 wrote: I've lived on that Island for ten years and would, presumably, know how to survive quite well so what life/death situation am I facing? And how did I manage to get a computer with a wireless connection? Where is the power coming from? Too many holes in that scenario bro its one of those interview type questions to see your adaptability skills? i don't make the rules. i'm just following the format. here's another; who is your hero? and why?
  12. Apo, you've been stuck on a desert island for 10 years and have been miraculously granted wireless internet connection and 5 mins. what 3 websites would you visit and why? remember its a life or death situation.
  13. Apophis;893923 wrote: Odd charges coming from someone with Ethio nickname? Cajaiib that's exactly why i started this thread. there are many assertions about you and this thread provided the platform for you to address many of these rumours.
  14. its fine for somali men to marry/date non-somalis. somewhat tolerable for somali women to date non-somalis but unacceptable for somali women to marry non-somalis. but before i'm accused of being sexist, think of what's at stake.
  15. OdaySomali;893840 wrote: because of a new development ive got a choice to make. . do shed light on these developments.
  16. i cant say i haven't noticed you're trailing in the polls LOL. ka la saar the politics and saxibnimo.
  17. ^ Apo, i posted this thread with you in mind LOL. i thought of giving you the platform for once.... if you don't want to take part in your own party then that's fine with me.
  18. anything you like really. laakin nothing about Apo personal life especially questions relating to his faith and love life. lets try to concentration on his politics, laakin!
  19. hi, as a long time friend, confidante and adviser on social affairs to SOL presidential-elect Apophis Ababa, i would like to take this opportunity to facilitate a special edition of Q & A...with Apophis. welcome!
  20. i'm so disappointed i didnt have the chance to vote today walahi. absolutely gutted! the queue was long i couldn't stand out there in the sun and conditions i'm not used to. the mood was jovial and it seemed that the elections were free and fair. i would like to take this chance to commend somaliland on the successfully organised elections and coodee bixintooda. mashallah.
  21. i want you to pledge your votes to me and to publicly announce that you'll no longer take part in these elections. those 6 votes you received and my 2 meagre votes would give me pole position!
  22. ^ your treacherousness has no limit ma istiiri Apo? i had assurance you'll be voting for me but it appears you're one of the main contenders for the title.
  23. was off today. there are no cars travelling outside until 6pm tonight. i'm going to vote this afternoon for 315 Idris Haji Nuur. i don't want to take part in this make-believe Nomad of the year BS anymore. i thought i stood a chance but its looking unlikely.... at least in Somaliland there are real elections and stuff.